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  • @ralf said:

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yah, he wants that 55" TV to UK. Good TV though. Samsung's QLED series is much better than TCLs and Hisense.

    The bigger the TV, the more you can flog it for on ebay, innit

    Oh, ok got it. Why not sell it on US ebay itself. You could ship it from a reshipper's warehouse or something. Does come with risks though.

    I'll just ask Justin to dropship it directly

    Dude, it's Dustin.

  • @noob404 said:

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    Looking forward to it actually.

    I can understand. You guys rule the megathreads. I believe you feel the same for megathread, as I feel for this one.

    "There's always a couple of idiots coming in and ruining our conversations"?

    Where's this from?

    :#

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

    You can get the credits at the very least the way you are going. Just don't let the pace slow down and you will be fine.

    I can keep it up for long after Sara leaves though

    Keep going then.

    Ooops, I meant I can't. Hope she doesn't hate me now.

    How can she hate you? It's impossible.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    1: i'm right
    2: the woman is always right
    3: ???
    4: profit

    You would have a much happier life with option 2.

    You can't just do step 2 on its own.

    True. Thanks for reminding me of my lonely life.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    I am instantly interested. What is it?

    It's a country in Asia. Surprised you've not heard of it.

    Which country though? My Geography is really strong.

    India

    Which continent?

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    Feels good to be ripping through pages again. Only 18 more pages to reach 850.

    I might have to quit early. Nobody is answering me back. It's barely even a conversation at this point.

    LOL! I hope you are kidding. If you come to the latest post, you will see, I was answering to every one of your replies, keeping the convo going.

    More like a monologue

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

    It's just like riding a bike, but different

    That the analogy you came up with for switching from RHD to LHD?

    Do you disagree?

    What if I said, yesno.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

    Even gold can lose its shine

    But, not ralf.

    I'm not made of gold

    That was never in question.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    That's when you've had too much turmeric.

    Didn't know you guys used turmeric in your food. good to know.

    We probably stole it from India when we were stealing everything else.

    Thank you for confessing.

    <3

    Freeguards for confessing. That better?

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

    I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

    Ey what? I never called you that!

    I made up the German word too...

    But fluffy is a good word. If you called a girl that in English she'd probably think it was cute. She might also think you were saying she was fat, it's a 50:50 outcome. But probably mostly cute. It's how we describe the nice clouds...

    So, not a very safe word to use on a girl on the first date. Maybe, 3rd or 4th date material, right?

    If you're using a fluffer on the first date, she's probably contractually obliged to stick around

    Do i have to replace f with r for that sentence to make sense?

    No

    Then, I don't get the joke. reguards.

  • OK, be back in a few.

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    Watched MI: FR completely and I believe this was the perfect ending to the franchise. Loved it!

    the ending was very colorful with those planes and all. very very eye pleasing.

    Yes, and I love the way they kept playing with the aspect ratio

    second that

    Esp the scene where he ejects from USS Ohio where he turns that wheel to open the ejection chamber. With each turn of the wheel, the screen expands to cover full scree. It was visually pleasing to watch.

    his face is not that pleasing anymore.. he old.. but his 1st wife.. omg.. she aged worse..

    Katie Holmes? Nicole Kidman is my favourite among his ex-wives though. She has gotten old, but, was really good in Special Ops: lioness.

    she too old.. and she did breast augmentation.. and started showing it right away on TV.. now them breasts look nasty IMHO..

    Oh, I was talking mostly about the face. Whatever she did with the face has seriously backfired.

    backfired all around.. =)

    Yes, I mean, it's true. She just got lucky that her role in Special Ops required a stone-faced senior operative.

    Lol

    I could never understand how Katie Holmes got scammed by Tom Cruise into Scientology.

    Never said she smart. She pretty though:)

    Oh, I always thought it was Kidman who got TC into Scientology.

    Oh really? Weird.

    Google AI gives me this:

    Nicole Kidman was never a Scientologist herself, but was married to Scientologist Tom Cruise, leading to her children with him (Isabella and Connor) becoming deeply involved and eventually "disconnecting" from her, a common practice in Scientology that causes estrangement, with reports suggesting the Church saw Kidman, a psychiatrist's daughter, as a "potential trouble source" and worked to distance her from Cruise. Kidman has expressed love for her adult children but acknowledges their choices, while the Church reportedly tried to influence her during her marriage, which ultimately failed.

    Key Points:
    Kidman's Stance: Kidman herself has expressed that she is not a Scientologist and respects her children's decisions to be, even if it means estrangement, prioritizing her love for them.
    ...

    So, which one his wives got him into Scientology then?

    No need to blame the wives. The cult only suckered him in because of his money.

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    Ralf won't like

    Ralf is an integral part of the hype squad.

    Woor woort, Ralf my boi!

    It's ma boi, Ralf

    Big boi. Huge tail!

    You know what they say about a dino with big feet?

    Curious to know the answer here :lol:

    Big feet

    Big foot, you mean?

    No I meant big shoes

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    Ralf won't like

    Ralf is an integral part of the hype squad.

    Woor woort, Ralf my boi!

    It's ma boi, Ralf

    Big boi. Huge tail!

    You know what they say about a dino with big feet?

    Curious to know the answer here :lol:

    Big shoes

    There's another one about having big hands.

    What happened to the big feet?

    Dunno, maybe he tripped over something

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    Hello all? :)

    Hey buddy, how's it hanging. Wanna join in the fun and maybe hype for a giveaway?

    Guess not.

    Was that one of the double trouble gang? I'm surprised Dustin has any pipe left after all this.

    Yup. He prolly was too buys posting his order number(s), ig.

    Why would he post order numbers to instagram?

    "I guess" I have been using that like crazy, this is the first time you noticed? :lol:

    I just thought you liked ig

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    Hard to follow real conversation

    It can get hard.

    Very hard. I'm amazed by the level of dedication it takes.

    Ofcourse, btw, pardon for the language there. bchot ruined it :lol:

    I don't mind. Not easily offended.

    What did he say? I missed it but need to check if I should be offended or not.

    I really don't know.... Lol.

    He probably called me the C word!

    cool

    Yah, when it comes to ralf, the c word is either cool or chill!

    Sometimes custard

    How do you edit your comments so quick? cucumber was better there :(

    Yeah, but you'd have turned that into something rude

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    Sorry got Cockblocked.

    What? By who?

    By the spamblock. Wasted a lot of time as I'm impatient so posts again, blocked again, post again, blocked again.

    Oh yeah, it's kind of annoying. Amazed I've actually only hit it 3 times this year.

    For reals? I hit it 3 times per hour... Skill issue I think.

    Yeah, but when I was replying the doubling, I had 30 tabs with answers all cut and pasted in. Then I'd submit 4 and read the news for a bit and come back and repeat.

    LOL! Reminds me of the time when we did quotes, jokes and other stuff back in NY 2023. Learned our lesson though.

    Yeah, we never joke about 2023 now

    Yah, that's a dark period.

    Fortunately they invented lightbulbs since then

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    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Alright, I'll admit. I'll blame @deank he's got a thing for cute bones.

    I mean, I kind of expected it, especially as most of your species are just bones in museums now... You've got to have some urges when you see them!

    Can't control it. Trying too. I have help but not there yet.

    They'd probably want to you branch out to the living. Maybe new species. Birds and lizards are pretty close to dinos.

    I like all species. Like, when a bird is fine, I'm.like that's a fine bird. Proper.lovely bird.

    I probably love furry animals. I am scared of everything scaly like lizards and reptiles. Also, scared of those slippery animals like turtles.

    Damn, just realised a majority of the animal kingdom is scary to me.

    There are enough kittens to balance out the non-kittens

    Explain non-kittens/

    Animals that aren't kittens

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    Not afraid though :)

    Pink dino afraid of nothing, but, how about a meteor? Is PTSD passed down generations?

    Depends how traumatic the childhood is

    How is that measured?

    Calls to social services per day

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    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Why is that? I thought she liked guys with your physique.

    It's still best to keep the lights off and not take any chances

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    Anyone here into Arabic music or Mahraganat?

    Thor Mahraganat?

    Assguards to you as well, respected sir....

    Rguards

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    @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

    Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

    i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. =) i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

    I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

    Unless I'm partying.

    at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january... =)

    I have felt the same as well
    I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

    I really dislike the smell of cigarette smoke and vapes and all that stuff so it's really easy for me to avoid any addiction to them. But I've worked with some guys who were crazily addicted even to just nicotine.

    Here is an interesting thing. When I do stop smoking for quite a good amount of time, I do hate standing around people who are smoking cause infeel nauseated by the smell of the smoke :lol:

    That's because it really stinks.

    Clothes are the worst. I remember one colleague who used to go out to smoke a lot, but his clothes were always disgusting. If he was within about a metre from you, you felt like you were gonna puke.

    This happens when you sweat as well. If you sweat while smoking, the stench is unbearable.

    Just don't smoke when doing exercise then, simple.

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    @Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

    Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

    That was never in doubt. Pretty sure you have a pink gaming pc with pink aio cooler fluid.

    I couldn't believe such an abomination to the eyes could even exist and then I googled. I guess I just had my 7-year old moment...

    This was your dream when you were 7?

    We didn't have PCs when I was 7.

    What were your computers called back then?

    Computers

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    The exact same joke I pulled :lol:

    Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

    Why does that trigger the incontinence?

    You've never heard of "pull my finger"?

    Heard pulling a leg.

    Yeah, it's something different

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

    That when you had Asian food?

    Asian squats are the hard ones, sometimes called box squats here I think. But it's just the normal way of sitting comfortably in Asia without a chair. Except if you've not been doing it since you were little, it's not too comfortable and you're always slightly worried you'll fall over into the toilet.

    That's usually the recommended posture to sit on your toilet. Helps clear the bowel it seems. When I was a kid, that's how our toilets were designed too. Then, we all moved to European style commodes :(

    Yeah, but it's not fun going the other way and suddenly having to learn how to squat when you have explosive diarrhea and any slight wobble can end up with you topping into the pan

    Yah, it's definitely difficult to make the switch. But, scientifically, squatting is the way we humans were meant to do it, or atleast I have been told. European commodes though are much better for older people who have arthritis and what not, making squatting extremely tough for them.

    Also those with only one leg.

    Yah, physically almost impossible for them to squat.

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

    Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

    She single. Could bring her.

    Yes, ralf has a date. If I knew the thread could turn into a matchmaking platform as well, I would have brought my best foot from the beginning. Missed opportunity ::(

    I'm a bit suspicious that @Saragoldfarb is bringing along another date for me when I already have her. Seems a bit fishy.

    What do you think the end play is here?

    Hers or mine?

    Mine.

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    Rat community friend?

    Ex-friend

    Oh then I should be careful as well.

    it depends. If you like getting sleeping inside a roll of carpet, it's not too bad. You won't have to worry about money again.

    No, I hate that.

    I guess you're safer then

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    hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

    i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

    Those are brands I haven't even ehard of.

    Fever Tree is prem. The rest you probably have heard of, but the memory faded along with your consciousness.

    Prolly. But, no, haven't heard of any of those brands, since I am only a social drinker.

    Fever Tree makes non alcoholic drinks

    Not interested in non-alcoholic drinks. I only occassionally drink. Why'd I spend it on non-alcoholic stuff?

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    wow.. just wow.. 1 and only commercial during UFC 323 was invitation to join ICE with up to $50k sign on bonus.. DANA WHITE (UFC leader) is such a pussy piece of shit TRUMP lover.. what a sorry fucking excuse for a human being.. OK i would understand being under pressure to come out with trump and you know, trump is an avid UFC lover, and all that shit, but running 1 commercial in all of the event and it's to join ICE, while most of your fighters are from other countries and half of them train in USA as immigrants or visitors.. wow.. 3 more fights and i feel like i don't wanna watch this shit anymore.. what an epic fail, as people used to say..

    ICE has comemrcials over there? For what? Asking people to report or something?

    It's for when you really need a cold drink and can't be bothered to walk over to the machine. You just call up the hotline and they bring it to the door.

    Along with a deportation notice and free ticket to wherever they believe you are from, right? Free vacation is all I see then.

    yeah, and you don't even need to book the time off work. win win.

    Oh, another added plus, ig.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket :D proud, she takes after me ;)

    He prolly has tried it, or seen one of the prank videos from years ago, where someone actually did this.

    You sound as if you've never experienced this

    I was the victim once in an elevator.

    You smelt it, you dealt it

    Still regret not dealing it back to the dealer though.

    Just push harder and you might get lucky. Always the risk of a shart though if it's not willing.

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