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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

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    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    I could bring a friend to.

    So, you gonna keep ralf waiting outside? :lol:

    I think she means double the fun

    Can you costco card handle double the fun though?

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Don't worry, I guess, cause page 811 is full of that and now, maybe pages 820 and upwards :lol:

    You obessed with numbers and not about the riveting conversation

    The numbers are about the riveting competition.

  • ralfralf Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    1: i'm right
    2: the woman is always right
    3: ???
    4: profit

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Don't worry, I guess, cause page 811 is full of that and now, maybe pages 820 and upwards :lol:

    You obessed with numbers and not about the riveting conversation

    The numbers are about the riveting competition.

    I see the irony though. For someone who hates math, I do obsess with numbers here.

  • ralfralf Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    I am instantly interested. What is it?

    It's a country in Asia. Surprised you've not heard of it.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yah, he wants that 55" TV to UK. Good TV though. Samsung's QLED series is much better than TCLs and Hisense.

    The bigger the TV, the more you can flog it for on ebay, innit

    Oh, ok got it. Why not sell it on US ebay itself. You could ship it from a reshipper's warehouse or something. Does come with risks though.

  • ralfralf Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

    It's just like riding a bike, but different

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Bald and chubby

    Hey, I prefer "adequately proportioned" to chubby.

    I prefer "chonky" to chubby. That's how I wanna be reffered to as.

    Like Chonky Donkey?

    Now, who's this?

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    I could bring a friend to.

    Hmmm, half the fun for me!

    Or maybe double.

    It depends, her friend will probably like her more than me

    Ralf alone yet again. JK!

  • ralfralf Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

    Even gold can lose its shine

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Sweet, it'll be like that bathtub scene in Breaking Bad.

    Thanks for reminding me. Gotta go watch Breaking Bad. If I do get a gap from the postign today, might just start off watching BB

    Excellent, don't worry about your position in the leaderboard. We'd never distract you just to overtake you.

    Yah, you'd never have to. I have enough going on right now in my life to distract me.

  • ralfralf Member

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    Dont mind me...

    Never, you keep rocking the thread, pink dino.

    Rocking the boat more like

  • ralfralf Member

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    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    Why would they be interested in my niche products?

    Cause you the rat. No one wants to be the goat anymore. Rat is the next big thing.

    Ralf All Time. Yeah, that works.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    You need the cardio though.

    I think she gets that outside the gym

    Yah, but, I don't think only squats do count as cardio.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

    You can get the credits at the very least the way you are going. Just don't let the pace slow down and you will be fine.

    I can keep it up for long after Sara leaves though

    Keep going then.

  • ralfralf Member

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    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    That's when you've had too much turmeric.

    Didn't know you guys used turmeric in your food. good to know.

    We probably stole it from India when we were stealing everything else.

  • ralfralf Member

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Oh, that's the shower you guys meant. I believe kings from the middle east have those. Who am I kidding, they probably bathe in gold (I know physically not possible).

    Aw bless

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

    Like each em it just not straight in the head?

    I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

    I kinda like the look but you know.... This always kept me from getting dreads.

    Nah, the look is just a bit... I dunno. His hair kind of looked a bit like a scarecrow.

    I considered it back a few years ago and then came to know about the hygiene and health issues. Chose not to go ahead.

    Yeah, plus it looks a bit... you know

    I disagree. On some people, it looks good, but, it's not for everyone./

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    1: i'm right
    2: the woman is always right
    3: ???
    4: profit

    You would have a much happier life with option 2.

  • ralfralf Member

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    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

    Yeah, I still haven't finished that film from Friday night yet. I'll try to get that watched tonight.

    What movie is it? I am aking a list to binge through new year's eve.

    The White Lotus. Still don't know if it's any good as I got distracted by "documentaries" on youtube.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    I am instantly interested. What is it?

    It's a country in Asia. Surprised you've not heard of it.

    Which country though? My Geography is really strong.

  • ralfralf Member

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    Could go either way :)

    Keep us updated. Let's hope no one's disowned by the family :lol:

    My family has a Sara shaped hole, so it'll be OK

  • ralfralf Member

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    Oh man, too many comments to cover. Reminds me why I readily gave up going through the backlog. :)
    No turning back now though.

    If you don't read the old posts, you miss some absolute nuggets

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

    It's just like riding a bike, but different

    That the analogy you came up with for switching from RHD to LHD?

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

    Even gold can lose its shine

    But, not ralf.

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    Dont mind me...

    Never, you keep rocking the thread, pink dino.

    Rocking the boat more like

    She can rock both, ig.

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    Man, this is sad: https://www.reddit.com/r/HomelabIND/comments/1papq0z/free_vps_giveaway_from_linode/ compared to what we get on a RackNerd thread.

    Are they more or less chatty than us?

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    Why would they be interested in my niche products?

    Cause you the rat. No one wants to be the goat anymore. Rat is the next big thing.

    Ralf All Time. Yeah, that works.

    Happy with the end results?

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    That's when you've had too much turmeric.

    Didn't know you guys used turmeric in your food. good to know.

    We probably stole it from India when we were stealing everything else.

    Thank you for confessing.

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Oh, that's the shower you guys meant. I believe kings from the middle east have those. Who am I kidding, they probably bathe in gold (I know physically not possible).

    Aw bless

    Wish they would bless some of us peasants.

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