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  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @ralf said:

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    I could bring a friend to.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @noob404 said:

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    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Bald and chubby

    Hey, I prefer "adequately proportioned" to chubby.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    What more can one ask for!

    Oh you mean barney?

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @ralf said:
    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    I could bring a friend to.

    Hmmm, half the fun for me!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad
    edited December 2025

    @ralf said:

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

    Like each em it just not straight in the head?

    I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

    I kinda like the look but you know.... This always kept me from getting dreads.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Sweet, it'll be like that bathtub scene in Breaking Bad.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

    Like each em it just not straight in the head?

    I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

    I kinda like the look but you know.... This always kept me from getting dreads.

    Nah, the look is just a bit... I dunno. His hair kind of looked a bit like a scarecrow.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Except for the shower, the golden one.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Dont mind me...

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    Why would they be interested in my niche products?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    That's when you've had too much turmeric.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Except for the shower, the golden one.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Dont mind me...

    I don't mind one bit

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

    Yeah, I still haven't finished that film from Friday night yet. I'll try to get that watched tonight.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

    I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Could go either way :)

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

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