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  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

    Like each em it just not straight in the head?

    I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket :D proud, she takes after me ;)

    I would never... admit to that.

    Dude, just let it all out... :)

    I mean I do, I just won't admit to it.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @noob404 said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Back , go sleep noob

    Yeah, seeya noob

    Noob gone already? Damn...

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Still so early....

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    You think they'd trust me with root access on somewhere important?

    Yes :)

    Just because I have it, doesn't mean they trust me with it...

    Sysadmins female? I can think of a way how you got it :)

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh, I think that one's blocked by the government. :#

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    You think they'd trust me with root access on somewhere important?

    Yes :)

    Just because I have it, doesn't mean they trust me with it...

    Sysadmins female? I can think of a way how you got it :)

    Oooh you, you have to make everything about innuendo!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    For now... Wait till you have kids...

    I think I've dodged that bullet

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    Sure then that's fine. Is it something like Barney from Himym does?

    I dunno what does Barney from hymns do?

    Throwing farts

    Isn't tjat Barnet the Dinosaur?

    Barnet? Sounds .... Not familiar at all..

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Where noob at? Asleep yet?

    Not dreaming of you apparently...

    Hand practice then.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Gotta keep them fingers ready.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Should I piss on it?

    On stream?

    Yes, @BasToTheMax loves streaming.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

    Pork hotdogs not beef. Perfect with fluffy posts.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    For now... Wait till you have kids...

    I think I've dodged that bullet

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    Sure then that's fine. Is it something like Barney from Himym does?

    I dunno what does Barney from hymns do?

    Throwing farts

    Isn't tjat Barnet the Dinosaur?

    Barnet? Sounds .... Not familiar at all..

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Where noob at? Asleep yet?

    Not dreaming of you apparently...

    Hand practice then.

    That'd explain why he stopped so suddenly.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

  • ralfralf Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Gotta keep them fingers ready.

    Old Palmela Handerson and her five sisters.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Bald and chubby

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    MAN-BOOBS

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    What more can one ask for!

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