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  • noob404noob404 Member

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    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Why is that? I thought she liked guys with your physique.

  • ralfralf Member
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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

    Wish I could have one, that way, I could have the feeling of increasing my comment count, while I was asleep. Even though fake, it would be a wonderful feelingfor me.

    Are you saying @Saragoldfarb is a fake dino?

    Barney is tje fake ass dino

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    My hands hurt now. Difficult to type anymor, but,I know myself. I will push myself and will prolly end up at a physiotherapists's office on dec 23.

    Or at a doctor's trying to explain away the sore wrist

    How would I? I typed 6K+ comments?? :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Anyone here into Arabic music or Mahraganat?

    Thor Mahraganat?

    Assguards to you as well, respected sir....

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Good morning everyone

    Good morning, buddy.

    How are you doing?

    Too tired, Bas. Somehow surviving at this point. Posting whenever I can though I did go on a spree earlier, like a few hours ago.

    Why not go sleep then?

    For one, have got work, two, sara might just sneak up on me. They been experimenting with various "tactics" :lol:

    But, yes, in a few hours, I am off to complete my sleep. Don't wanna end up with a health complication when all of this is over.

    After she's finished with you, parts of your body will definitely be sore, but it's nothing to worry about long term

    Are you sure though? Can I get that in writing?

  • ralfralf Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh now, I see why they are hated. Which site did yours block anyways?

    I've no idea, they keep blocking all sorts of stuff. It's basically anyone who doesn't want to kowtow to the government. Hence why imgur is blocked too.

    Oh ok. So, sysadmins suck. That's the general consensus?

    The government is doing this, not sysadmins. Or at least the policy deciding part.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Anyone else who has experienced or rather suffered from insomnia before?

    Only when thinking about @Saragoldfarb

    No, dude, I am serious. No, I am not.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    My phone keeps disconnecting from Wifi everytime I walk from one room to the other where I have the extender. Have heard of some mesh networks that eliminate this issue. How effective are they though? Anyone has any review for these and maybe recommendation for a model?

    If you get a faraday cage the problem will be permanently solved

    Yah, don't have to worry about any networks. You are a life-saver.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    The boss isn't here yet

    I've been here a while

    LOL! He was genuinely talking about his real life boss.

  • ralfralf Member

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is :lol:

    Fluffy is an adjective

    Can't it be used as a noun as well?

    Sure I guess, but only because "a"+$ADJ means "a $ADJ thing"

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

    Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

    i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. =) i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

    I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

    Unless I'm partying.

    at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january... =)

    I have felt the same as well
    I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

    I really dislike the smell of cigarette smoke and vapes and all that stuff so it's really easy for me to avoid any addiction to them. But I've worked with some guys who were crazily addicted even to just nicotine.

    Here is an interesting thing. When I do stop smoking for quite a good amount of time, I do hate standing around people who are smoking cause infeel nauseated by the smell of the smoke :lol:

    That's because it really stinks.

    Clothes are the worst. I remember one colleague who used to go out to smoke a lot, but his clothes were always disgusting. If he was within about a metre from you, you felt like you were gonna puke.

    This happens when you sweat as well. If you sweat while smoking, the stench is unbearable.

  • ralfralf Member

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is :lol:

    Fluffy is an adjective

    Can't it be used as a noun as well?

    If you try hard, it could also be a verb.

    Fluffing has a very specific meaning though, so you might not want to admit that.

  • ralfralf Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yah, he wants that 55" TV to UK. Good TV though. Samsung's QLED series is much better than TCLs and Hisense.

    The bigger the TV, the more you can flog it for on ebay, innit

    Oh, ok got it. Why not sell it on US ebay itself. You could ship it from a reshipper's warehouse or something. Does come with risks though.

    I'll just ask Justin to dropship it directly

  • ralfralf Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

    You can get the credits at the very least the way you are going. Just don't let the pace slow down and you will be fine.

    I can keep it up for long after Sara leaves though

    Keep going then.

    Ooops, I meant I can't. Hope she doesn't hate me now.

  • ralfralf Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    1: i'm right
    2: the woman is always right
    3: ???
    4: profit

    You would have a much happier life with option 2.

    You can't just do step 2 on its own.

  • ralfralf Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    I am instantly interested. What is it?

    It's a country in Asia. Surprised you've not heard of it.

    Which country though? My Geography is really strong.

    India

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

    It's just like riding a bike, but different

    That the analogy you came up with for switching from RHD to LHD?

    Do you disagree?

  • ralfralf Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

    Even gold can lose its shine

    But, not ralf.

    I'm not made of gold

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    dammm

    Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

    Boxing? Pardon my ignorance.

    MMA. it is so much more than boxing..

    That them thing with all the actors? I love martial arts tbh but the MakeMeAnal league is unknown to me.

    mixed martial arts.

    one with actors is WWE or other "leagues", it;s mostly called wrestling, although there's also real wrestling which is part of the MMA..

    WWF is the one with pandas.

    World wide federation for nature?

    yes, but it is called a bit differently

    WWF = World Wildlife Fund

    WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment

    funny fact, until 2002 WWE was known as WWF = World Wrestling Federation, but in 2002 they lost a legal battle against the real WWF and had to change their abbreviation (and thus the actual name) to WWE

    wildlife won! =)

    Oh yah, didnt know. I was into Wwf back then like a lot in 2002. You know the time when they made us believe Undertaker actually resurrected :lol: oh man I cried when undertaker came back to life :lol:

    Didnt know about the case though. We just enjoyed the wrestling and as long as our favourites - kane, undertaker, booker t, triple h and others were there, the name of the whole thing didn't even matter.

    I think rock had left for Hollywood by then

    yeah, i have no idea. never liked it, always thought it was pretentious garbage.. i think i saw it first maybe in 97 or so.. i mean, who stomps their opponent? they only stomp if there's like 10 people attacking 1 person on the floor, because then there's no room to actually kick.. stompers..

    my sister went to a live event in Mexico city couple of years ago.. you know how those people are all great athletes and gymnasts and stuff, so she was a witness to once in a blue moon event when 1 of the actors actually broke his back.. damaged spine.. they carried him out for real..

    funnily just this summer i invited her and her husband to join me for the PFL 7 (one of the few MMA organizations slightly smaller than UFC, there are many way smaller, but PFL is big same as ONE FC and used to be Bellator that PFL bought and absorbed, same as UFC absorbed WEC and some others in its 32 years of existence).. anyway, during that event 2 heavyweights were fighting and 1 of them kneed the other 1 in the balls, and it was either very intense or the other 1 faked it to win, but he never got up and was awarded victory, and since PFL uses Olympic method - it's understandable, cause the winner went on to semifinals for heavyweights... In any case, such an event when 1 wins due to balls hit is also very very rare.. so my sister actually witnessed very rare events every time she went to see something like that..

    Oh yes, I remember, you told me about your hate of the fake wrestling when we talked about the series - Heels. Yes, I grew out of it instantly as I got older. Realised it was too fake and that Kane didn't always wear his mask. It was just something we naive kids just instantly believed to be real cause it was shown soemthimes live on TV :lol:

    I find it hard to believe that anyone thinks it's real.

    I have a friend who's obsessively into female Japanese wrestling and I'm pretty sure he thinks it's real. He's absolutely obsessed by all them and talks about their stats and results non stop and genuinely gets upset when his favourite one loses a game.

    True, but we were kids back then. YouTube wasn't a thing. This was all we had and no one there to tell us that all of that was a farse. Undertaker didn't hate Kane, his "brother" and all such. We were naive and young enough to believe all that bs.

    I never really watched it but I remember the name Giant Haystacks. Maybe he was only popular in the UK.

    Never heard of him.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

    Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

    i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. =) i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

    I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

    Unless I'm partying.

    at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january... =)

    I have felt the same as well
    I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

    so do you still smoke? how many years?

    my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

    PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

    Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

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    @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

    Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

    i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. =) i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

    I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

    Unless I'm partying.

    at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january... =)

    I have felt the same as well
    I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

    so do you still smoke? how many years?

    my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

    PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

    Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

    no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

    Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

    The "rabbit hole" is quite a cute name for it

    Suggest a better name.

    The "rabbit hole" is quite a good name. I like it.

    You need to pay licensing fees to use it though.

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    @Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

    Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

    That was never in doubt. Pretty sure you have a pink gaming pc with pink aio cooler fluid.

    I couldn't believe such an abomination to the eyes could even exist and then I googled. I guess I just had my 7-year old moment...

    This was your dream when you were 7?

    We didn't have PCs when I was 7.

    What were your computers called back then?

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    The exact same joke I pulled :lol:

    Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

    Why does that trigger the incontinence?

    You've never heard of "pull my finger"?

    Heard pulling a leg.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    That's when you've had too much turmeric.

    Didn't know you guys used turmeric in your food. good to know.

    We probably stole it from India when we were stealing everything else.

    Thank you for confessing.

    <3

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    Rat community friend?

    Ex-friend

    Oh then I should be careful as well.

    it depends. If you like getting sleeping inside a roll of carpet, it's not too bad. You won't have to worry about money again.

    No, I hate that.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket :D proud, she takes after me ;)

    He prolly has tried it, or seen one of the prank videos from years ago, where someone actually did this.

    You sound as if you've never experienced this

    I was the victim once in an elevator.

    You smelt it, you dealt it

    Still regret not dealing it back to the dealer though.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    I can totally understand, which is why I recommended not joking about it :lol:

    It's fine to joke about it afterwards, just not while someone is still wearing the brown stain of shame

    Oh yes, that's okay then. Not pull them down while they are already walking the walk of shame. Got it.

    Never pull down someone's pants when they are walking

    That as well, that's straight up bullying though.

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    What would that be?

    I had a pretty good idea what she might be using it for

    Whatis is then?

    You are right.

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

    I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

    Ey what? I never called you that!

    I made up the German word too...

    But fluffy is a good word. If you called a girl that in English she'd probably think it was cute. She might also think you were saying she was fat, it's a 50:50 outcome. But probably mostly cute. It's how we describe the nice clouds...

    So, not a very safe word to use on a girl on the first date. Maybe, 3rd or 4th date material, right?

    If you're using a fluffer on the first date, she's probably contractually obliged to stick around

    Do i have to replace f with r for that sentence to make sense?

    No

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    @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

    Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

    i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. =) i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

    I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

    Unless I'm partying.

    at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january... =)

    I have felt the same as well
    I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

    so do you still smoke? how many years?

    my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

    PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

    Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

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    @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

    Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

    i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. =) i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

    I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

    Unless I'm partying.

    at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january... =)

    I have felt the same as well
    I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

    so do you still smoke? how many years?

    my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

    PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

    Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

    no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

    Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

    saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

    Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

    we lived in a small 10k people town that mostly housed military officers and their families. so everyone knew everyone. so my mother would sometimes send me to buy her cigarettes with a little note asking cashier to sell those to me.. so it was easy to buy some later.. or ask some random soldier..

    Hmm, that also seems like the kind of place where news of what you're up to would get back to your parents quickly. Although it does sound a bit like they wouldn't have cared.

    I'd assume that it was the latter. The military officers were too busy with their work, ig.

    I meant his parents wouldn't have cared

    No idea. Shouldn't be badmouthing someone's parents when we don't know the whole story :)

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    Beef hotdogs is the devils work

    Dunno I ever had any tbh :D

    I would say you should try one, but... you'll get the shits if you do

    Nana, not gonna bother . That ain't my niche

    Mine neither, guys.

    They are quite tasty though, even if they "repeat on you later", if you get my drift.

    Yes, I do catch your drift :lol:

    Hope you used a big bucket

    The biggest one I could find anyways.

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