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noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Assuming no one's online in a few, gonna go through the old posts. If anyone is online kindly tag me so that we can chat actively.

I am online now. Now is the best time. But working shortly.

Oh ok.. enough to get us to page 850? Please...

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

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True dedication!

Or true defecation in this case

You got a way with words my man. I approve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

Ahh, poetry in the morning, that too about poo. You made my day

I'm a modern day Shakespeare.

noob404 · December 2025

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@noob404 said:
Man, it's a real headache hunting for a laptop with both 360 flip and touchscreen in India. Deals don't make any sense

The Huawei Matebook Fold looks amazing, but most likely way outside your budget.

It's not officially available in the UK yet, but ebay has it for sale for about US$5000. When I saw them in the shops in China they were about $2700, so that's some serious scalping.

Good guess. Way out of my budget and at that price no wareanty in India. Can't risk it. Thank you though. The thing looks cool

noob404 · December 2025

@BasToTheMax said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

I really dislike the smell of cigarette smoke and vapes and all that stuff so it's really easy for me to avoid any addiction to them. But I've worked with some guys who were crazily addicted even to just nicotine.

I'm not planning to smoke either

That's a very good decision esp if you do keep it

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

It's the other way around I think.

The exact same joke I pulled

Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

ralf · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

Rat community friend?

Ex-friend

noob404 · December 2025

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@bchot said:

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@ralf said:

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@bchot said:
dammm

Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

Boxing? Pardon my ignorance.

MMA. it is so much more than boxing..

That them thing with all the actors? I love martial arts tbh but the MakeMeAnal league is unknown to me.

mixed martial arts.

one with actors is WWE or other "leagues", it;s mostly called wrestling, although there's also real wrestling which is part of the MMA..

WWF is the one with pandas.

World wide federation for nature?

yes, but it is called a bit differently

WWF = World Wildlife Fund

WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment

funny fact, until 2002 WWE was known as WWF = World Wrestling Federation, but in 2002 they lost a legal battle against the real WWF and had to change their abbreviation (and thus the actual name) to WWE

wildlife won!

BTW turns out they changed their name from World wildlife fund to worldwide fund for nature - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Fund_for_Nature

Probably too many nutters came along to their protests in fake fighting gear.

Lol! Don't know the exact reason for the name change, but I am guessing it's something trivial or unrelated to nature or wildlife

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Lol.

Should have been careful.

If you're out and about and need to be careful you can always fashion a bung out of toilet paper.

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

I would love to have a pink motherboard or RAM. Will sell for much higher prices later, Ig.

Sara's already made a claim on my pink ram

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
dammm

Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

Boxing? Pardon my ignorance.

MMA. it is so much more than boxing..

That them thing with all the actors? I love martial arts tbh but the MakeMeAnal league is unknown to me.

mixed martial arts.

one with actors is WWE or other "leagues", it;s mostly called wrestling, although there's also real wrestling which is part of the MMA..

WWF is the one with pandas.

World wide federation for nature?

yes, but it is called a bit differently

WWF = World Wildlife Fund

WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment

funny fact, until 2002 WWE was known as WWF = World Wrestling Federation, but in 2002 they lost a legal battle against the real WWF and had to change their abbreviation (and thus the actual name) to WWE

wildlife won!

Oh yah, didnt know. I was into Wwf back then like a lot in 2002. You know the time when they made us believe Undertaker actually resurrected oh man I cried when undertaker came back to life

Didnt know about the case though. We just enjoyed the wrestling and as long as our favourites - kane, undertaker, booker t, triple h and others were there, the name of the whole thing didn't even matter.

I think rock had left for Hollywood by then

yeah, i have no idea. never liked it, always thought it was pretentious garbage.. i think i saw it first maybe in 97 or so.. i mean, who stomps their opponent? they only stomp if there's like 10 people attacking 1 person on the floor, because then there's no room to actually kick.. stompers..

my sister went to a live event in Mexico city couple of years ago.. you know how those people are all great athletes and gymnasts and stuff, so she was a witness to once in a blue moon event when 1 of the actors actually broke his back.. damaged spine.. they carried him out for real..

funnily just this summer i invited her and her husband to join me for the PFL 7 (one of the few MMA organizations slightly smaller than UFC, there are many way smaller, but PFL is big same as ONE FC and used to be Bellator that PFL bought and absorbed, same as UFC absorbed WEC and some others in its 32 years of existence).. anyway, during that event 2 heavyweights were fighting and 1 of them kneed the other 1 in the balls, and it was either very intense or the other 1 faked it to win, but he never got up and was awarded victory, and since PFL uses Olympic method - it's understandable, cause the winner went on to semifinals for heavyweights... In any case, such an event when 1 wins due to balls hit is also very very rare.. so my sister actually witnessed very rare events every time she went to see something like that..

Oh yes, I remember, you told me about your hate of the fake wrestling when we talked about the series - Heels. Yes, I grew out of it instantly as I got older. Realised it was too fake and that Kane didn't always wear his mask. It was just something we naive kids just instantly believed to be real cause it was shown soemthimes live on TV

I find it hard to believe that anyone thinks it's real.

I have a friend who's obsessively into female Japanese wrestling and I'm pretty sure he thinks it's real. He's absolutely obsessed by all them and talks about their stats and results non stop and genuinely gets upset when his favourite one loses a game.

True, but we were kids back then. YouTube wasn't a thing. This was all we had and no one there to tell us that all of that was a farse. Undertaker didn't hate Kane, his "brother" and all such. We were naive and young enough to believe all that bs.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket proud, she takes after me

He prolly has tried it, or seen one of the prank videos from years ago, where someone actually did this.

You sound as if you've never experienced this

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs iykyk

Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

Isn't that part of some ketodiet or something? DOn't remember what it's called.

It's called the pukefast 0-calorie diet.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

Don't reopen his trauma!

Sorry shouldn't have. But he already did since that. Its actually quite interesting

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

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@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Yah, especially if you are in a country that drive son left

All the best ones do

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

Smoked through my college, like a lot. Then, quit for a few months, and then, it's been largely on and off since then.

Congrats dude. Make the off times longer.

Working on that and from there to perceptual off ti

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

I can totally understand, which is why I recommended not joking about it

It's fine to joke about it afterwards, just not while someone is still wearing the brown stain of shame

noob404 · December 2025

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@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

The "rabbit hole" is quite a cute name for it

Suggest a better name.

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

What would that be?

I had a pretty good idea what she might be using it for

noob404 · December 2025

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Assuming no one's online in a few, gonna go through the old posts. If anyone is online kindly tag me so that we can chat actively.

do it, get those posts rehashed and numbers upped. i am gonna watch tv. just chiming in for a few.

Hey, I am gonna do that here and there, in order to shield my ranking from sara hopefully, if it's possible. But, if you are here, and my posting is annoying, kindly just dm me and I'll stop. But, since you are here, let's continue the chat as well, if the tv can wait.

my buzz is kinda wearing off, and with it - the desire to char.

enjoy yourself. don't worry about me.

Alright, bchot. If you are back and wanna have a chat, just let me know. I keep an eye on the latest posts as well, to make sure I am not annoying anyone. But, just incase, you don't see me slowing down, just dm me.

let the man sleep in peace!

This was before he went to sleep.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

Oh goodness no

You think they'd trust me with root access on somewhere important?

Yes

He is the trustworthiest among the rates, so, not hard to believe. Am I right?

That's not saying much though. A rat is still a rat.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

We have an expression here - "do as I say, not as I do"

Exactly. Time to change that. I am not into working towards changing parenting for the 21st century and gen-z and all but there are some aspects that need to change for the better

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

That was never in doubt. Pretty sure you have a pink gaming pc with pink aio cooler fluid.

I couldn't believe such an abomination to the eyes could even exist and then I googled. I guess I just had my 7-year old moment...

This was your dream when you were 7?

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Again, not kidding.

No doubt, Sara. The only thing we need now is the pink thread.

What are you unravelling?

She was talking about a pink thread soon.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

Mostly related to incontinence Ig.

A loose arse is no joke.

Yes, sir. I agree you are right

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
True dedication!

Or true defecation in this case

You got a way with words my man. I approve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

Ahh, poetry in the morning, that too about poo. You made my day

I'm a modern day Shakespeare.

Yah, Poopspeare. Sorry, ralf couldn't resist. But, yah, indo enjoy your poetry. I believe you, bchot and Ben have the talent to be poets

ralf · December 2025

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

we lived in a small 10k people town that mostly housed military officers and their families. so everyone knew everyone. so my mother would sometimes send me to buy her cigarettes with a little note asking cashier to sell those to me.. so it was easy to buy some later.. or ask some random soldier..

Hmm, that also seems like the kind of place where news of what you're up to would get back to your parents quickly. Although it does sound a bit like they wouldn't have cared.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

It's the other way around I think.

The exact same joke I pulled

Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

Why does that trigger the incontinence?

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Any experience or reviews?

11/10 would dream again

I tried dreaming, and it was nice, no pink dinos though.

Yeah, she was in my dreams last night and she can only be in one place at once.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

Rat community friend?

Ex-friend

Oh then I should be careful as well.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

Oh goodness no

What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

Sure then that's fine. Is it something like Barney from Himym does?

I dunno what does Barney from hymns do?

Throwing farts

The farthest thing from that. The dude doesn't even have a bad photos, one of the running conspiracy theories on HIMYM

Maybe he's an undercover spy

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