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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    @Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

    Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

    That was never in doubt. Pretty sure you have a pink gaming pc with pink aio cooler fluid.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Again, not kidding.

    No doubt, Sara. The only thing we need now is the pink thread.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    Mostly related to incontinence Ig.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Ahh, poetry in the morning, that too about poo. You made my day :lol:

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  • noob404noob404 Member
    edited December 2025

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    Okay guys, I am gonna hand over the torch to the rat gang and the pink dino for the day. See y'all later. Gotta ago. Good night!

    don't you torch that rat gang

    LOL! Never ever. Never never would I even think of such a cruel thing to do.

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @yangyang028 said:
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    @fensuiji said:
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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    I have heard bugs getting in there and breeding like hell, never seen them or their videos though. Atleast not yet and do't wish to

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @kacynskievepk said:
    Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.
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  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @yangyang028 said:
    Hello,I would like to double the bandwidth.
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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    The exact same joke I pulled :lol:

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @seenmeblues said:
    Hi, I would like to double the bandwidth please,
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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    Rat community friend?

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Lol.

    Should have been careful.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    @Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

    Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

    Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

    I would love to have a pink motherboard or RAM. Will sell for much higher prices later, Ig.

  • IceTKIceTK Member

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket :D proud, she takes after me ;)

    He prolly has tried it, or seen one of the prank videos from years ago, where someone actually did this.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    Groced out already!

    Yeah, that noob gets up to all sorts of weird stuff when there's no megathread to keep him on the straight and narrow

    That he does. Can't keep my eyes on two threads at the same time. Dunno how you guys do it hough.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Isn't that part of some ketodiet or something? DOn't remember what it's called.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Yah, especially if you are in a country that drive son left :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    I can totally understand, which is why I recommended not joking about it :lol:

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @xiaoao said:
    Hello,I would like to double the bandwidth.
    Invoice #19588211
    Thanks!

    Hi @xiaoao -- We sincerely appreciate you trusting us with your business :)

    We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    That's what he said.

    noob404, right? Yah, he a funny annoying dude.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    What would that be?

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