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we have this prayer thingy in school and this is the funniest fucking shit i have seen the whole day lmfao
@Nekki what are your pronouns
It's called putting a zipper, so now she is forced to zip it every time. Forums are censored now.
Starts with C
Cherub?
She is formerly @WSS.
The pronouns are asshole/asshole/asshole, according to @WSS signature line.
What happened to that account ?
Sir, I have simply opted to comply with a friendly request from our moderation team to moderate me behaviour. I have not been threatened or coerced in any way, I assure you!
Completely Uncouth Nincompoop Truant
We all know this is your way to protest when Mods tried to moderate you.
Not so, good Sir. I have no wish to protest against anything, I have not been forced down this path, and it is chosen of my own free will.
Bravo Sir, Bravo!
Although sadly, as you have revealed my game I will need to concoct a new challenge!
Someone should try to be old-Nekki and see what threat he got.
No threat, I assure you, Sir. I’m sure our friendly moderator would be happy to share the request if you but asked him to do so.
@Nekki you ever played the Stanley Parable?
Both the original and the ultra deluxe?
Sir, whilst I am aware of the piece of interactive entertainment to which you refer, I am afraid to say that I have not had the pleasure to experience at this juncture. All of my ‘play’ time is consumed with the sorts of titles that were created many years before the celebration of your birth.
I might suggest you to go through The Stanley Parable once. It is a video game but yet so cinematic that you might not even find a difference between the two! The concept is a lot more perspective related I think, its sort of fiction, but also tells a lot about the reality, or what it may be, or may not be. If you don't mind a narrator rambling about the things you, or perhaps, Stanley does, and the sheer force of the game that forces you to question reality and get a bit confused, you should totally check it out. I hope you will find it very satisfying or enjoying.
I know that this might be a bit of a journey out of your comfort zone, but it may even open a new realm of entertainment.
That sounds incredibly interesting! Is it available on the Super Nintendo?
Unfortunately, no. It is only available in the PC platform via a game distributor called Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/221910/The_Stanley_Parable/ (OG)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1703340/The_Stanley_Parable_Ultra_Deluxe/ (Seq)
It is available to play in macOS, Windows and Linux.
Ah, this is unfortunate, I do not own any device that is capable of playing anything but the most basic of ‘PC’ games.
The minimum system requirements, at least for the original version, are pretty low:
Windows:
OS: Windows XP/Vista/7/8
Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Video card must be 128 MB or more and should be a DirectX 9-compatible with support for Pixel Shader 2.0b (ATI Radeon X800 or higher / NVIDIA GeForce 7600 or higher / Intel HD Graphics 2000 or higher - NOT an Express graphics card).
Storage: 3 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible
Mac:
OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or higher required
Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon 2400 or higher / NVIDIA 8600M or higher
Linux:
OS: Ubuntu 12.04
Processor: Dual core from Intel or AMD at 2.8 GHz
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8600/9600GT, ATI/AMD Radeon HD2600/3600 (Graphic Drivers: nVidia 310, AMD 12.11), OpenGL 2.1
Storage: 4 GB available space
Sound Card: OpenAL Compatible Sound Card
As I say Sir, sadly I do not have a capable device.
No, i love new Nekki.
A new fresh method to learn english well from the New Nekki.
gonna be the first to call it...
the end is nigh.
RIP.
I like the new Nekki. The sarcastic hyper positive vocabulary gets me every time.
Yeah, now envision a forthcoming Black Friday ceremony using such vocabulary for hype. Think about how many common people and providers will be attracted and delighted to present offers.
Hmmm, we still have K-pop and Emma Watson for the hype! I hope. I am not sure if brands/providers/advertisers would be happy with NSFW content.