Can we have old Nekki back?

drizbo

Do you receive any BillohBucks for keeping this forum alive @Nekki ?

HalfEatenPie

How accurate is the show Nobbleberry to British police services? It's on BBC. I really enjoy Detective Nanny's character.

Nekki

@craigb said:

@Nekki said: Cautiously using new types of famously clever undertaking never tried seriously! Finding unusually crass kaleidoscopical options for fermentation!

What a nanny kicker eh right?

Oh Sir! You have delighted me! I feared that my efforts would go unheralded, but your wonderful intellect has rescued us all!

ehab

we can learn English from cuntbutler now.

craigb

@Nekki said: Oh Sir! You have delighted me! I feared that my efforts would go unheralded, but your wonderful intellect has rescued us all!

Oh Mr Darcy!

Nekki

@HalfEatenPie said:
How accurate is the show Nobbleberry to British police services? It's on BBC. I really enjoy Detective Nanny's character.

It is a documentary, and therefore completely accurate.

Nekki

@drizbo said:
Do you receive any BillohBucks for keeping this forum alive @Nekki ?

I can confirm I am not in the employ of our dear leader, @jbiloh. To the best of my recollection, he has never offered to compensate me financially for any reason.

SirFoxy

i get one nose job and im gone for like 2 days and nekki was peer pressured into cuckship smh

Nekki

@SirFoxy said: i get one nose job and im gone for like 2 days and nekki was peer pressured into cuckship smh

Good Sir, I do hope you rhinoplasty went well and you are recovering well.

I assure you there was no pressure applied, just a simple request that I agreed to comply with most readily.

FrankZ

@QuantumCore it is good to see that this thread of yours has shown us all that @Nekki is still @Nekki even if he has a new vainer. You have prompted the banter master to wander through LET derailing threads of all colors.
As the new Nekki might say, bravo to you sir, bravo.

Rockster

So, am I the only one who prefer the transformation of a loutish chav into this well behaved and well educated gentleman and scholar?

And it's not like non-native speakers have problem with his written english. Americans do. Savages!

Nekki

@Rockster said:
So, am I the only one who prefer the transformation of a loutish chav into this well behaved and well educated gentleman and scholar?

Why thank you, good Sir! Although you are too kind, I would not presume to refer to myself as scholarly.

And it's not like non-native speakers have problem with his written english. Americans do. Savages!

I do believe the concerns around comprehension of my missives are unfounded and ironically posited by those who understand them perfectly well.

drizbo

@Rockster said: So, am I the only one who prefer the transformation of a loutish chav into this well behaved and well educated gentleman and scholar?

Yes

AlwaysSkint

@FrankZ said: Next @AlwaysSkint will be doing it too.

Too verbose, especially from vulgar respondents, whom have not retorted in kind.
@QuantumCore just, no.

default

@Rockster said:
So, am I the only one who prefer the transformation of a loutish chav into this well behaved and well educated gentleman and scholar?

I prefer the new Nekki too. He is a quite a gentleman now.

Rockster

@drizbo said:

@Rockster said: So, am I the only one who prefer the transformation of a loutish chav into this well behaved and well educated gentleman and scholar?

Yes

Sir, I must politely object. There are at least two of us now. That's significant difference. And I am pretty sure that he will win the hearts of the others too in no time.

@default said: I prefer the new Nekki too. He is a quite a gentleman now.

You see!

Saragoldfarb

The end is nigh ...

Lee

Just a matter of time. Something will trigger her and she will snap out of it.

MikePT

@Nekki said:

@emgh said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: Fun-fact: In Sweden, A LOT of words are what you're calling portmanteau. Nearly every word can be "sammansatt". Which basically means if you're trying to say that you're "dead tired", that's word by word "döds trött". But "döds trött" would be dramatically incorrect, the correct way of saying it would be "dödstrött". That goes even if the "sammansatta" words are 3, 4 or any amount of words.

What a thoroughly fascinating piece of information! Bravo, Sir, bravo! It is truly a delight to be able to unexpectedly learn facts such as this!

Thanks!

Longest Swedish word:

nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbete

Amazing!

The third longest English word is Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon. Is is a fricassee dish.

The 2nd longest word is 1,909 characters and the longest is 189,819 characters, so I'll spare you those.

I hope you're not serious. That's a damn long word, 189k chars? Holy damn.

Nekki

@MikePT said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: Fun-fact: In Sweden, A LOT of words are what you're calling portmanteau. Nearly every word can be "sammansatt". Which basically means if you're trying to say that you're "dead tired", that's word by word "döds trött". But "döds trött" would be dramatically incorrect, the correct way of saying it would be "dödstrött". That goes even if the "sammansatta" words are 3, 4 or any amount of words.

What a thoroughly fascinating piece of information! Bravo, Sir, bravo! It is truly a delight to be able to unexpectedly learn facts such as this!

Thanks!

Longest Swedish word:

nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbete

Amazing!

The third longest English word is Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon. Is is a fricassee dish.

The 2nd longest word is 1,909 characters and the longest is 189,819 characters, so I'll spare you those.

I hope you're not serious. That's a damn long word, 189k chars? Holy damn.

Quite astounding, isn’t it! Attempts to actually pronounce the word correctly take about two and a half to three hours! Incredible!

MikePT

@Nekki said:

@MikePT said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: Fun-fact: In Sweden, A LOT of words are what you're calling portmanteau. Nearly every word can be "sammansatt". Which basically means if you're trying to say that you're "dead tired", that's word by word "döds trött". But "döds trött" would be dramatically incorrect, the correct way of saying it would be "dödstrött". That goes even if the "sammansatta" words are 3, 4 or any amount of words.

What a thoroughly fascinating piece of information! Bravo, Sir, bravo! It is truly a delight to be able to unexpectedly learn facts such as this!

Thanks!

Longest Swedish word:

nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbete

Amazing!

The third longest English word is Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon. Is is a fricassee dish.

The 2nd longest word is 1,909 characters and the longest is 189,819 characters, so I'll spare you those.

I hope you're not serious. That's a damn long word, 189k chars? Holy damn.

Quite astounding, isn’t it! Attempts to actually pronounce the word correctly take about two and a half to three hours! Incredible!

I bet no one knows how to even pronounce it. Let alone memorizing so many chars!

Nekki

@MikePT said:

@Nekki said:

@MikePT said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: Fun-fact: In Sweden, A LOT of words are what you're calling portmanteau. Nearly every word can be "sammansatt". Which basically means if you're trying to say that you're "dead tired", that's word by word "döds trött". But "döds trött" would be dramatically incorrect, the correct way of saying it would be "dödstrött". That goes even if the "sammansatta" words are 3, 4 or any amount of words.

What a thoroughly fascinating piece of information! Bravo, Sir, bravo! It is truly a delight to be able to unexpectedly learn facts such as this!

Thanks!

Longest Swedish word:

nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbete

Amazing!

The third longest English word is Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon. Is is a fricassee dish.

The 2nd longest word is 1,909 characters and the longest is 189,819 characters, so I'll spare you those.

I hope you're not serious. That's a damn long word, 189k chars? Holy damn.

Quite astounding, isn’t it! Attempts to actually pronounce the word correctly take about two and a half to three hours! Incredible!

I bet no one knows how to even pronounce it. Let alone memorizing so many chars!

I believe it has never been pronounced correctly. How wonderfully eccentric, only in the English language!

paijrut

This is a really fascinating thread. Learned quite a lot of new things. Fascinating..

MikePT

@Nekki said:

@MikePT said:

@Nekki said:

@MikePT said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said:

@Nekki said:

@emgh said: Fun-fact: In Sweden, A LOT of words are what you're calling portmanteau. Nearly every word can be "sammansatt". Which basically means if you're trying to say that you're "dead tired", that's word by word "döds trött". But "döds trött" would be dramatically incorrect, the correct way of saying it would be "dödstrött". That goes even if the "sammansatta" words are 3, 4 or any amount of words.

What a thoroughly fascinating piece of information! Bravo, Sir, bravo! It is truly a delight to be able to unexpectedly learn facts such as this!

Thanks!

Longest Swedish word:

nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbete

Amazing!

The third longest English word is Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon. Is is a fricassee dish.

The 2nd longest word is 1,909 characters and the longest is 189,819 characters, so I'll spare you those.

I hope you're not serious. That's a damn long word, 189k chars? Holy damn.

Quite astounding, isn’t it! Attempts to actually pronounce the word correctly take about two and a half to three hours! Incredible!

I bet no one knows how to even pronounce it. Let alone memorizing so many chars!

I believe it has never been pronounced correctly. How wonderfully eccentric, only in the English language!

The longest word we have here is, I believe, otorrinolaringologista!

paijrut

The longest word in Bahasa Indonesia is heksakosioiheksekontaheksafobia

bdl

dahartigan

@Nekki self-identifies as a toff in 2022 because @Nekki is WOKE.

raindog308

equalz

Nekki

@raindog308 said:

Ah, Professor Elemental, what a fine upstanding gentleman he is! I can only dream of attaining such oratory excellence!