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noob404 · December 2025

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Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Its soo nice. I grow them myself.

Oh nice. I tried once, but they all died over a cold winter (they were outside) and I never bothered again.

They can become huge! I mean, like humongous!

Yeah, but the British winter wasn't kind to me and they all shriveled up and died.

What weather is suitable for them?

I think it was -2 for about 4 weeks that winter, so not that.

Oh yah. And I believe you guys get a bit of winter rain as well, right?

noob404 · December 2025

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@ralf

Not much energy to respond but...:

You know why!

Won't lots of love have been better to conserve energy here?

No, this was the perfect amount!

I meant just posting it as text

noob404 · December 2025

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What, the rats are already tired?

Sinking ships and all that. Need to conserve energy for landfall.

Oh yah. Where's the shop headed to?

noob404 · December 2025

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Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

It's a platform for conducting giveaways. I am sure you guys already know and are just pulling my leg

No, for real.

Oh, just check my signature for the giveaway. You can see it in action there.

That just goes straight back to this page

Skill issue.

I clicked 4 times and got the same result every time.

What are the odds?

I don't know. I'd have to run the experiment a lot more times to be sure, but currently 100%.

I'll take your word for it as maths isn't my strong suit

Here's a handy guide to get you started: https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2021/05/math-pick-up-lines/

Math pickup lines. Man, that could be a good sub niche to invest on

Trust me, they don't work...

I mean for digital products for I don't know people majoring in Maths or phd or something

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noob404 · December 2025

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Pretty sure if I were to necropost, I could do atleast 20-30 pages by myself.

It's harder than it sounds. Someone always turns up and wants a conversation.

Lol, that's how a thread is supposed to be.

noob404 · December 2025

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@DaDeveloper Join in we are trying to reach 700 now

I can tell, the pages are flying by, and I can barely read before another appears

It's messing up my vibe.... I was shook relaxed today.

Just imagine me speaking and my dulcet tones will relax you totally

.... imagining... Slowly working... I'll revisit that moment when I go to bed.

I was almost about to take the conversation too far by saying I'll whisper them into your ear, but then decided it'd be inappropriate to say that in a public setting like this.

Not by my standards!

Then considered it whispered!

The rat's whisper.

Wonder what that sounds like?

Like heavenly angelic singing with added whisker rustling.

Yah, won't debate you on that. But would.lobe to listen to it atleast once.

noob404 · December 2025

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Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Yeah, he's a rat so... I mean... Watch him!

Yah, I am careful around him. Not sure if he's vaccinated.

I don't so much bite, more nibble

TOSSES A CHEESE TO OUR BOY RALF

What cheese can you use to lure a bear so you can catch it?

Camembert.

Lovely... Like that on toast!

If I'm honest, I don't really like the furry mould bits on the outside. I only eat the middle.

Dude! We think and eat alike!

It's literally a match made in the stinky brie sheds of Northern France

Well, are you guys actually friends irl?

Define friends.

Know each other, gonon dinners with families, double dates, invite each other to your kids' birthdays and other rimporrant events?

In that case no, I've never had the pleasure.

Oh that's sad. I know online interaction isn't a great indicator, but, I just felt that you guys would make great friends in real life.

Yeah, that's probably true, but we've never met IRL.

There's an old internet meme from the early 90s - on the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Speaking for myself, what you see here is how I unwind after a stressful day of work. I have a very different personality in real life, so I wouldn't read too much into what I write.

Yah, that's true for everyone though. Everyone has dual or more personalities depending on the situation. It's when it gets out of hand that it becomes pathaologixal

noob404 · December 2025

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ok have fun, kiddos.. gonna watch me some TV...

Good show?

Baki the grappler

that explains everything..

She prolly just wanted to know your interests

noob404 · December 2025

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Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

Hehehe, British homor at best

That really is my best, sadly.

You'll get better. Dunno if I mentioned but I like Aussie humour too. Kinda alike, no offence:)

I mean their humour isn't terrible, but the punchlines are all upside down.

Can you give me an example of Aussie humour like a movie, show or something else?

These guys are legitimately hilarious and have a weekly podcast that's a lot of fun. Here's a short of just some name jokes (which might be hard to get the joke for non-native speakers):

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cv08tsavOgE

https://www.youtube.com/@WeGotTheChocolatesPodcast

Thanks. Will look into them

noob404 · December 2025

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Hey @ralf, 14 comments or so and you you would beat yangyang on the leaderboard

That ship might well have already sailed by now, I think I was about 30 minutes behind you...

Oh yes. You are way past that now, but since I am from the future, I know yangyang is back with more orders

noob404 · December 2025

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@ralf said:

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@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

Hehehe, British homor at best

That really is my best, sadly.

You'll get better. Dunno if I mentioned but I like Aussie humour too. Kinda alike, no offence:)

Got any recommendations for aussie ones?

Aw struth, did ya hear that ripper about the limey and his cheese?

Oh ok. I have never understood their accent completely, but it's still legible to me compared to some of those Scottish ones

Yeah, some of them are hard at first. When Billy Connolly was first on English TV in the 80s, they added subtitles as none of the English could understand him. Persevere though and you'll find it incredibly funny. Lots of different word play that just wouldn't work in England's English.

e.g. start from the beginning, but one of his funniest punchlines ever is from 1:40 onwards. It really doesn't make sense unless you understand the Glasgow accent and the posh Scottish accent (typically Edinburgh).

Bookmarked this for later. I shouldn't have woken up so early and straight away went to posting like crazy. Now, my brain feels a bit slower than usual.

noob404 · December 2025

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Where's the hype everyone. We are just 18 pages from 700.

I'm here

Lets go then. bchot might also join in a few

in a few hours that is.. i take my regimen seriously. esp that skipped so much recently with all the injuries..

Oh sure. Please prioritise your regiment. BTW is the leg injury healing good now and what bout the neck pain. Pillow actually doing any good?

if i'm working out again means it's not strong enough to interfere. neck is ok, not the best but OK, and toes are fine enough. both still can have pain if i apply pressure or turn neck too far, but it's not stopping me.. every time i skip a workout, it's a disaster in my book..

Do you like the soft pillows or the firm ones?

i bought me a special pillow for neck pains.. it's 1 piece memory foam. it's pretty firm

Uh interesting, didn't know pillows came in memory foam. Never got the think with firm pillows though. The one I use squashes down to a couple of mm thick, I sometimes wonder if it's worth bothering with at all.

Yes.... As long as it heavy. I like feeling some weight on top.

It just so happens that I'm quite chunky...

Chunky like Viking level chunky or man boobs level

I'll say whichever @Saragoldfarb thinks is best!

So, our opinion doesn't matter at all?

noob404 · December 2025

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Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about you and me

Ay! Emgh is here. Where you been dude? Welcome to this year's RackNerd BF threads.

I’m very good how about you mister

Inam doing fine. Was just hanging around hoping sara and ralf would stop necroposting and get to the present

Ain't gonna happen I guess.

How about you? Been busy with BF hauls this year? Haven't tseen you around on the thread at all?

Yes they’re old lovers but later it turned out @ralf was gay and @Saragoldfarb said she thought he had a somewhat average penis anyway and then it all spiraled into whatever this is. Life I guess

Yeah very busy, sadly not the deals we saw last year but I ran what I called cockpetitions, where a bunch of people competed in redrawing cocks that I drew and were ranked by machine learning as to how good they did😆

Lol! Wasn't expecting that sad love story. Now, I am in tears can't see the screen clearly

Lol! I prolly missed all of that. This year couldn't visit the megathread as much as I would have loved to. But, once this thread is over, will definitely go through it to see what I missed

It’s definitely worth a read, lots of picutures of drawn cocks all over the thread😆

Lol! Would definitely come over..this year's been super busy with the thread and an important project I have to manage as well.

You do have a way with picking words...

Which ones exactly?

Don't pretend you don't know...

I seriously don't know. I have been made aware earlier by bchot that i was using a phrase wrong and I didn't realise it. So, I appreciate any help

"...lots of picutures of drawn cocks all over the thread😆"
"Lol! Would definitely come over..."

Shit! This was totally unintentional
Thanks for pointing it out. I wasnt reading my comment in reference to emgh's..now, I get it

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noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:
Wow, I've caught up with the end, so it must be bedtime. Good night all. Love you bye!

You could have gone a little further.

noob404 · December 2025

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Dunno I can do 15

Believe me you ain't alone

Hells yeah! In a universal sense, none of us are alone. We feel lonely, but, we ain't alone

Sometimes I wish I was just for a moment.

Most parents do

Being alone sounds nice, but sometimes I want a warm body in the house... even if not interacting with them...

That sounds creepy in a way...

Was not meant to be... I mean like I invite my sister to hang out, but dont spend the whole day with her and we each do our own things rather than stay isolated in our own houses

So like a voyeurism kink?

Who doesn't?

I don't even wanna know what happened there.

Do yall not know what the term a warm body means?

The idiom “warm body” is a commonly used phrase in English that refers to an individual who is present but not necessarily contributing anything meaningful. The origins of this phrase are unclear, but it has been in use for several decades. Least round here....

Lol! Thanks for that. We are all warm bodies on the thread here. Did I use that properly in a sentence?

noob404 · December 2025

Anyone presently online and ready to hype? We have crossed 720s. I believe a giveaway is due though hype is needed

bchot · December 2025

i have never installed ubuntu 24 from ISO on a VPS. for that matter, never installed any linux OS from ISO. so I tried to do that where only Debian 13 is available. Added AMD64 (Epyc 7002 CPU) Ubuntu 24.04.3 ISO from ubuntu.com and tried to install it from the dashboard menu. Server has been "performing a task" for 1.5hrs now. I understand i did a poo.. I asked admin to reset back to Debian 13 and advice on how to go about installing Ubuntu 24. I hope the will do the former, but i doubt they will be helpful with the latter (install instructions). currently i am unable to do anything with the VPS, no VNC, no Rescue, nothing is available while "server is performing a task"..

does anyone have a good idea on how to go about installing Ubuntu 24 there? admin's original suggestion was "You are free to mount an ubuntu iso and just install it yourself as a quick workaround." Does that mean anything to anyone? is there a tutorial maybe someone knows? from these words i understand i need to be in rescue mode and mount ISO there? or something?

i think i should have kept trying to compile dante server on Debian 13. on Debian 12 I've installed it from the standard repos.. but appear on Debian 13 they simply don't have it yet..

what is easier? install Ubuntu 24 and then do a simple "apt install dante-server" or should it be easier to compile dante-server on Debian 13? i think my initial attempts at compiling, i didn't have the needed libraries installed, all i did was install gcc and make, but i think there is more to that..

thanks for advice. i am a newbie at this. hopefully now that it's quiet, a pro can read this?

noob404 · December 2025

@bchot said:
i have never installed ubuntu 24 from ISO on a VPS. for that matter, never installed any linux OS from ISO. so I tried to do that where only Debian 13 is available. Added AMD64 (Epyc 7002 CPU) Ubuntu 24.04.3 ISO from ubuntu.com and tried to install it from the dashboard menu. Server has been "performing a task" for 1.5hrs now. I understand i did a poo.. I asked admin to reset back to Debian 13 and advice on how to go about installing Ubuntu 24. I hope the will do the former, but i doubt they will be helpful with the latter (install instructions). currently i am unable to do anything with the VPS, no VNC, no Rescue, nothing is available while "server is performing a task"..

does anyone have a good idea on how to go about installing Ubuntu 24 there? admin's original suggestion was "You are free to mount an ubuntu iso and just install it yourself as a quick workaround." Does that mean anything to anyone? is there a tutorial maybe someone knows? from these words i understand i need to be in rescue mode and mount ISO there? or something?

i think i should have kept trying to compile dante server on Debian 13. on Debian 12 I've installed it from the standard repos.. but appear on Debian 13 they simply don't have it yet..

what is easier? install Ubuntu 24 and then do a simple "apt install dante-server" or should it be easier to compile dante-server on Debian 13? i think my initial attempts at compiling, i didn't have the needed libraries installed, all i did was install gcc and make, but i think there is more to that..

thanks for advice. i am a newbie at this. hopefully now that it's quiet, a pro can read this?

No idea bout which route to take for Dante server, but, can you access the VPS while a task is already running on it, I am guessing and installation task of Debian 13?
If you can access the VPS, then, it would be just better to install Ubuntu and install the app using apt. Same I believe could also be done on apt.
If you want to strictly compile it from source, I believe both Ubuntu and Debian are perfectly capable of doing it.

Not sure if it answers your question. If not, pardon me.

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