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ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Duty call... I'll read some back later as I love Ralf's jokes

Who's called you up for a duty call at this time of night?

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Sont confuse that with a booty call.

Oh hahahahaha

bchot · December 2025

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Ummm, you're kind of grossing me out a bit with these medical words

you need to grow up and learn about your body. yes, i get it, you're a grown man. yet my suggestion stands. i smoked 1.5 packs of cigarettes a day for 25 years. one day i figured they not doing anything for me, and stopped. and started exercising and eating good. maybe it was too late, but i did get rid of worst heartburn i've had for those 25 years tho.. and i can really taste my food now.. been enjoying my meals ever since.

you have to treat your body as a temple. and a wonderland. it is a machine that's been perfected by nature for 100s of 1000s of years.

ralf · December 2025

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@BasToTheMax said:

@noob404 said:
Where's the hype everyone. We are just 18 pages from 700.

I'm here

Lets go then. bchot might also join in a few

in a few hours that is.. i take my regimen seriously. esp that skipped so much recently with all the injuries..

Oh sure. Please prioritise your regiment. BTW is the leg injury healing good now and what bout the neck pain. Pillow actually doing any good?

if i'm working out again means it's not strong enough to interfere. neck is ok, not the best but OK, and toes are fine enough. both still can have pain if i apply pressure or turn neck too far, but it's not stopping me.. every time i skip a workout, it's a disaster in my book..

Do you like the soft pillows or the firm ones?

i bought me a special pillow for neck pains.. it's 1 piece memory foam. it's pretty firm

Uh interesting, didn't know pillows came in memory foam. Never got the think with firm pillows though. The one I use squashes down to a couple of mm thick, I sometimes wonder if it's worth bothering with at all.

ralf · December 2025

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

Sounds pretty good.

ralf · December 2025

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

ralf · December 2025

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Yeah, he's a rat so... I mean... Watch him!

Yah, I am careful around him. Not sure if he's vaccinated.

I don't so much bite, more nibble

TOSSES A CHEESE TO OUR BOY RALF

What cheese can you use to lure a bear so you can catch it?

Camembert.

Lovely... Like that on toast!

If I'm honest, I don't really like the furry mould bits on the outside. I only eat the middle.

If bread or toast has mould, you should not eat it, the root system has already permiated the bread and the toxic moulds that appear on bread can be deadly!

DONT EAT MOULDY BREAD

why not? it's a great prophylactic against tuberculosis

I hope you're not actually using mouldy bread as a prophylactic... You really don't want it falling off if you can avoid it.

haven't eaten bread in a few years. ate moldy bread as a child and a teen. had no choice.

Oh, you're still talking about eating it. Gotcha.

ralf · December 2025

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

I heard body builders love that magnesium citrate, but didn't realise it was to make their farts better. I guess it means they get more time on the machines.

it is to make you poop better. but farts come with the territory... also magnesium helps you be regular. 1 nice poop in the morning. been doing that for the past 3-4 years. nothing beats a morning poop that is also the only poop of the day. like a pre-game poop before you even start your day..

Oh, back in the day I used to go for a tactical shit before all you can eat pizza.

bchot · December 2025

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

as they say in my home country - TO WHOM HOW..

ralf · December 2025

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

as they say in my home country - TO WHOM HOW..

That sounds a bit like someone choking on a mouthful of cheetos, but whatever.

ralf · December 2025

Well, I guess if my beloved is busy, I might as well go and make some dinner. Laters ratgang, laters rackgang!

fensuiji · December 2025

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ralf · December 2025

Right, how in the world of blazing carnations am I still 100 posts behind yangyang after all that hard work?

ralf · December 2025

Question for my breðren:

Was p daddy sleeping on the job? All those unanswered doublers must have been worried sick!

MrEd · December 2025

@ralf said:

@MrEd said:
Just to mark it - I was here on page 700, and there is no GA

There never was going to be, sorry

@noob404 said it would be on 700

ralf · December 2025

@MrEd said:

@ralf said:

@MrEd said:
Just to mark it - I was here on page 700, and there is no GA

There never was going to be, sorry

@noob404 said it would be on 700

He was trolling your. It'll really be on page 800.

emgh · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

It's a platform for conducting giveaways. I am sure you guys already know and are just pulling my leg

Nope. Oh unless it's that stupid thing that they used last year that wanted to know all my personal stuff just to do anything. Hard pass if so.

Full KYC?

It even asked for my inside leg measurement. I was beginning to think @emgh was involved.

My third leg is growing

ralf · December 2025

@emgh said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

It's a platform for conducting giveaways. I am sure you guys already know and are just pulling my leg

Nope. Oh unless it's that stupid thing that they used last year that wanted to know all my personal stuff just to do anything. Hard pass if so.

Full KYC?

It even asked for my inside leg measurement. I was beginning to think @emgh was involved.

My third leg is growing

@DaDeveloper has a special chair you can borrow

BasToTheMax · December 2025

Yoo we reached page 702!

BasToTheMax · December 2025

I will be going to sleep now. See y'all tomorrow!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Yeah, he's a rat so... I mean... Watch him!

Yah, I am careful around him. Not sure if he's vaccinated.

I don't so much bite, more nibble

I like them fishes that nibble on your toes.

Oh they are the best! I once was lying on a salty lake by the edge of a desert in Australia, using the empty wine bladder as my pillow (having consumed the 2L or so of wine), and the little fishes were nibbling at my toes as I gazed at the stars.

PS that is actually a true story.

In the wild.goos for you! I just let them nibble on my toes at the spa

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:
i am sure nobody reads this, right? not good to praise others in RN thread..

I went through all of that.

i actually withdraw my earlier praise of that provider.. after this:

Hey dude, what happened here? I am too much of a noob to understand what's going on in that grap. pardon me.

someone somewhere gobbled up resources for an hour so my VPS was not allowed to get enough of them.. that only happened to me with meh/oversold providers..

Damn, and the peak in the graph showed the resources being hogged by someone else? Pardon me, I don't have any idea about it.,

it's a VPS on a server with 100s of other VPS.. IOWait is the input/output wait, couldn't write/read data for like an hour, thus all other stuff.

Now, got it. Damn, are issues due to being oversold a valid reason for requesting refund from most hosts?

no.. but it's a good reason to be moved to another node.. this was a one off so far, although within hours of using the VPS.. no matter..

Oh yah. Did they offer to move it to another node yet. I am assuming you alredy have a ticket going.

nah.. it's not a big deal. if it repeats (often) - i will.

Just ask them. They'll hook you up.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:
@Saragoldfarb BTW, pink thread when?

When this one dies. Cant be following this much conversation on 2 threads.

Oh, THIS is conversation now is it? Me on my own isn't good enough?

Yes... only insane people converse withthemselves... usually do to a MP disorder... on a thread that is focused on the RackNerd community that kinda defeats the point

But the community didn't want to join in.

We tried talking at first when sara started doing that and just gave up... it is so annoying to skip past yalls messages like that... LIKE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING

Ok.

Yeah, that was kind of a rude thing to say, I think

I'm not easily offended tbh.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Only if it's guarding my stuff

Guarding your sweater obviously.

Yeah, I don't want to come back and find someone's turned it into a nest

I might wanna snuggle into your sweater

Ralf doesn't share sweaters like joey doesn't share food

Damn son, you know your classics!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Yeah, he's a rat so... I mean... Watch him!

Yah, I am careful around him. Not sure if he's vaccinated.

I don't so much bite, more nibble

TOSSES A CHEESE TO OUR BOY RALF

What kind you like @ralf you know we make the best

Cheddar. But I also frequently have Red Leicester and Double Gloucester.

Cheddar is very versatile. Like, NL is knows for it's cheese right, but real cheddar, hard to come by. Well, not hard but gotta go to a specialty store.

They dont sell REAL cheddar in the supermarket.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

I am Indian

Too bad. You'll just have to imagine two awesome vegetables then.

Cabbage and brinjal then

Brinjal? Please post image.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@ralf said:

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Gonna stop working at 16:30 today

Planning to join us then?

Maybe. I will also play minecraft and stream on twitch

Go ahead. No better time to start something new than the present

Yeah true! But there's also a lot of competition sooo...

Begin with your best and then improve upon it. Improve just 1-5% every time. Heard that from a famous YouTuber.

Yeah true. I am going to keep trying until my channel grows!

yah, the key is not to quit at the first sign of a letdown.

Yep! Going to grind! And I am still looking for ways i could improve

That'll come as you do more videos. Always keep an eye on the CTR among other metrics.

I'm currently only streaming on twitch, so i'd probably be looking at viewer and chat count

Sure. I dont know a lot about twitch. gl

Missing nothing

Glad cause I don't like twitch's interface.

Just to make sure, it's that gaming thingy right?

Like pheasant?

What? The ones you gotta shoot? I'm lost bro.

Sorry, my bad, I thought you said it was a bit gamey

Aight, sorry my bad for adding to the confusion.

Not your fault, I misread it totally

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@BasToTheMax said:
wow i missed like 10 pages!

Even more now... Don't worry, you'll be fine.

DaDeveloper · December 2025

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Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

It's a platform for conducting giveaways. I am sure you guys already know and are just pulling my leg

Nope. Oh unless it's that stupid thing that they used last year that wanted to know all my personal stuff just to do anything. Hard pass if so.

Full KYC?

It even asked for my inside leg measurement. I was beginning to think @emgh was involved.

My third leg is growing

@DaDeveloper has a special chair you can borrow

the fuck? I dont have a chair to borrow... and gross

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

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@noob404 said:

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@BasToTheMax said:

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@noob404 said:

@BasToTheMax said:
Gonna stop working at 16:30 today

Planning to join us then?

Maybe. I will also play minecraft and stream on twitch

Go ahead. No better time to start something new than the present

Yeah true! But there's also a lot of competition sooo...

Begin with your best and then improve upon it. Improve just 1-5% every time. Heard that from a famous YouTuber.

Yeah true. I am going to keep trying until my channel grows!

yah, the key is not to quit at the first sign of a letdown.

Yep! Going to grind! And I am still looking for ways i could improve

That'll come as you do more videos. Always keep an eye on the CTR among other metrics.

I'm currently only streaming on twitch, so i'd probably be looking at viewer and chat count

Sure. I dont know a lot about twitch. gl

Missing nothing

Glad cause I don't like twitch's interface.

Just to make sure, it's that gaming thingy right?

Like pheasant?

What? The ones you gotta shoot? I'm lost bro.

Sorry, my bad, I thought you said it was a bit gamey

Aight, sorry my bad for adding to the confusion.

Not your fault, I misread it totally

I am misreading everything totally completely and profoundly right now. Let's get to 700 now

Woor woot, 765 next target!

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RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

TOSSES A CHEESE TO OUR BOY RALF

DONT EAT MOULDY BREAD

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

TOSSES A CHEESE TO OUR BOY RALF

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!