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toppic · December 2025

Hello,I would like to double the bandwidth.
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ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
@ralf

Not much energy to respond but...:

You know why!

Oh wow! Wish I'd caught up sooner as you're probably already asleep.
I know why, but I still feel very honoured to get this many hearts!

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Out for tonight!

Goodnight!

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
@ralf

Not much energy to respond but...:

You know why!

Won't lots of love have been better to conserve energy here?

No, this was the perfect amount!

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:
How many of you guys hit the comment limit warning in the last 24 hours and how many times?

Twice. Both times it was yangyang's fault.

Bbacc · December 2025

Hi, I want to double the bandwidth.
Invoice #19590983 and Invoice #19590269
Thank you!

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:
What, the rats are already tired?

Sinking ships and all that. Need to conserve energy for landfall.

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
@bchot do you have a blog? If so whats the link I will subscribe via rss/atom

Onlyfans.xom/something

just spanking it..

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

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@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

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@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

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@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

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@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

It's a platform for conducting giveaways. I am sure you guys already know and are just pulling my leg

No, for real.

Oh, just check my signature for the giveaway. You can see it in action there.

That just goes straight back to this page

Skill issue.

I clicked 4 times and got the same result every time.

What are the odds?

I don't know. I'd have to run the experiment a lot more times to be sure, but currently 100%.

I'll take your word for it as maths isn't my strong suit

Here's a handy guide to get you started: https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2021/05/math-pick-up-lines/

Math pickup lines. Man, that could be a good sub niche to invest on

Trust me, they don't work...

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:
@bchot do you have a blog? If so whats the link I will subscribe via rss/atom

no blog. i mean, i do have a blog, but it's nothing you'd like to read, i am sure.. nothing personal, just reviews of shit online..

As long as you have fun doing it!

no, but it's "work" adjacent

ralf · December 2025

@linlinlin6739 said:
Hello, I would like to double my bandwidth.
Invoice #19370140
Thx

I'm sure our hero Dusty Springfield will ask Mr Dustin C to sort you out on the bandwidth doubling front. Is there perchance anything else we can help you out with while you are here?

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:
Pretty sure if I were to necropost, I could do atleast 20-30 pages by myself.

It's harder than it sounds. Someone always turns up and wants a conversation.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@noob404 said:
@DaDeveloper Join in we are trying to reach 700 now

I can tell, the pages are flying by, and I can barely read before another appears

It's messing up my vibe.... I was shook relaxed today.

Just imagine me speaking and my dulcet tones will relax you totally

.... imagining... Slowly working... I'll revisit that moment when I go to bed.

I was almost about to take the conversation too far by saying I'll whisper them into your ear, but then decided it'd be inappropriate to say that in a public setting like this.

Not by my standards!

Then considered it whispered!

The rat's whisper.

Wonder what that sounds like?

Like heavenly angelic singing with added whisker rustling.

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Sweet onion, Brussels sprouts,bacon some seasoning, golden!

haven't had bacon in a decade probably... used to add it to many a dish before. Brussels sprouts are ok, but replace bacon with garlic. and maybe add some sweet potato in there. very good stuff. sprouts are a bit bitter from the nature, so need to balance that with sweetness.

gaoyichuan · December 2025

Hello! I'd like my bandwidth doubled.
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Thanks a lot!

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
ok have fun, kiddos.. gonna watch me some TV...

Good show?

yep, very entertaining and educational as well, they talk alot about limits of the human body..

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

as they say in my home country - TO WHOM HOW..

What?

to each their own

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

Add cheese to the cheetos, golden!

i like jalapeno cheetos only. spicy and yet still cheetos. do not like the red bag - that is too spicy. while regular classic ones and basically anything but (jalapeno cheetos) - i do not like. while i try to eat healthy, i am not obsessed with healthy eating, i eat things i like every now and then. treat yourself.. and of course i don't pig out.. a dozen of so sticks of cheetos, or more, depending on the start or end of the bag, where tiny ones gather. maybe quarter cup per day, like a handful.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Yeah, he's a rat so... I mean... Watch him!

Yah, I am careful around him. Not sure if he's vaccinated.

I don't so much bite, more nibble

TOSSES A CHEESE TO OUR BOY RALF

What cheese can you use to lure a bear so you can catch it?

Camembert.

Lovely... Like that on toast!

If I'm honest, I don't really like the furry mould bits on the outside. I only eat the middle.

Dude! We think and eat alike!

It's literally a match made in the stinky brie sheds of Northern France

Well, are you guys actually friends irl?

Define friends.

Know each other, gonon dinners with families, double dates, invite each other to your kids' birthdays and other rimporrant events?

In that case no, I've never had the pleasure.

Oh that's sad. I know online interaction isn't a great indicator, but, I just felt that you guys would make great friends in real life.

Yeah, that's probably true, but we've never met IRL.

There's an old internet meme from the early 90s - on the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Speaking for myself, what you see here is how I unwind after a stressful day of work. I have a very different personality in real life, so I wouldn't read too much into what I write.

bchot · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@bchot said:
ok have fun, kiddos.. gonna watch me some TV...

Good show?

Baki the grappler

that explains everything..

assassindotcom · December 2025

Hello! I'd like my bandwidth doubled.
Your Order Number is: 9331420321
Invoice 19527308
thanks

bchot · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
@ralf

Not much energy to respond but...:

You know why!

that i gotta quote.. and add some of my own..

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ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

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@noob404 said:

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@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

Hehehe, British homor at best

That really is my best, sadly.

You'll get better. Dunno if I mentioned but I like Aussie humour too. Kinda alike, no offence:)

I mean their humour isn't terrible, but the punchlines are all upside down.

Can you give me an example of Aussie humour like a movie, show or something else?

These guys are legitimately hilarious and have a weekly podcast that's a lot of fun. Here's a short of just some name jokes (which might be hard to get the joke for non-native speakers):

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cv08tsavOgE

https://www.youtube.com/@WeGotTheChocolatesPodcast

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:
Hey @ralf, 14 comments or so and you you would beat yangyang on the leaderboard

That ship might well have already sailed by now, I think I was about 30 minutes behind you...

Iamcannon · December 2025

Hi! I am a rookie just began to play with vps and bought one. It would be so appreciated if you can double my bandwidth. Thank you! Invoice #19585502

bchot · December 2025

@Iamcannon said:
Hi! I am a rookie just began to play with vps and bought one. It would be so appreciated if you can double my bandwidth. Thank you!

please include your invoice number for the double bandwidth. it'll happen soon after.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

Hehehe, British homor at best

That really is my best, sadly.

You'll get better. Dunno if I mentioned but I like Aussie humour too. Kinda alike, no offence:)

Got any recommendations for aussie ones?

Aw struth, did ya hear that ripper about the limey and his cheese?

Oh ok. I have never understood their accent completely, but it's still legible to me compared to some of those Scottish ones

Yeah, some of them are hard at first. When Billy Connolly was first on English TV in the 80s, they added subtitles as none of the English could understand him. Persevere though and you'll find it incredibly funny. Lots of different word play that just wouldn't work in England's English.

e.g. start from the beginning, but one of his funniest punchlines ever is from 1:40 onwards. It really doesn't make sense unless you understand the Glasgow accent and the posh Scottish accent (typically Edinburgh).

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

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@BasToTheMax said:

@noob404 said:
Where's the hype everyone. We are just 18 pages from 700.

I'm here

Lets go then. bchot might also join in a few

in a few hours that is.. i take my regimen seriously. esp that skipped so much recently with all the injuries..

Oh sure. Please prioritise your regiment. BTW is the leg injury healing good now and what bout the neck pain. Pillow actually doing any good?

if i'm working out again means it's not strong enough to interfere. neck is ok, not the best but OK, and toes are fine enough. both still can have pain if i apply pressure or turn neck too far, but it's not stopping me.. every time i skip a workout, it's a disaster in my book..

Do you like the soft pillows or the firm ones?

i bought me a special pillow for neck pains.. it's 1 piece memory foam. it's pretty firm

Uh interesting, didn't know pillows came in memory foam. Never got the think with firm pillows though. The one I use squashes down to a couple of mm thick, I sometimes wonder if it's worth bothering with at all.

Yes.... As long as it heavy. I like feeling some weight on top.

It just so happens that I'm quite chunky...

Chunky like Viking level chunky or man boobs level

I'll say whichever @Saragoldfarb thinks is best!

ralf · December 2025

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@emgh said:

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@emgh said:
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about you and me

Ay! Emgh is here. Where you been dude? Welcome to this year's RackNerd BF threads.

I’m very good how about you mister

Inam doing fine. Was just hanging around hoping sara and ralf would stop necroposting and get to the present

Ain't gonna happen I guess.

How about you? Been busy with BF hauls this year? Haven't tseen you around on the thread at all?

Yes they’re old lovers but later it turned out @ralf was gay and @Saragoldfarb said she thought he had a somewhat average penis anyway and then it all spiraled into whatever this is. Life I guess

Yeah very busy, sadly not the deals we saw last year but I ran what I called cockpetitions, where a bunch of people competed in redrawing cocks that I drew and were ranked by machine learning as to how good they did😆

Lol! Wasn't expecting that sad love story. Now, I am in tears can't see the screen clearly

Lol! I prolly missed all of that. This year couldn't visit the megathread as much as I would have loved to. But, once this thread is over, will definitely go through it to see what I missed

It’s definitely worth a read, lots of picutures of drawn cocks all over the thread😆

Lol! Would definitely come over..this year's been super busy with the thread and an important project I have to manage as well.

You do have a way with picking words...

Which ones exactly?

Don't pretend you don't know...

I seriously don't know. I have been made aware earlier by bchot that i was using a phrase wrong and I didn't realise it. So, I appreciate any help

"...lots of picutures of drawn cocks all over the thread😆"
"Lol! Would definitely come over..."

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