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ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

Hehehe, British homor at best

That really is my best, sadly.

You'll get better. Dunno if I mentioned but I like Aussie humour too. Kinda alike, no offence:)

Got any recommendations for aussie ones?

Aw struth, did ya hear that ripper about the limey and his cheese?

noob404 · December 2025

Hey @ralf, 14 comments or so and you you would beat yangyang on the leaderboard

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Dunno I can do 15

Believe me you ain't alone

Hells yeah! In a universal sense, none of us are alone. We feel lonely, but, we ain't alone

Sometimes I wish I was just for a moment.

Most parents do

Being alone sounds nice, but sometimes I want a warm body in the house... even if not interacting with them...

True. We all do need our alone time. I do my best work when I am alone and undisturbed

Do you have a special chair for that?

Nah..I got a single chair for studies, coding, watching movies and everything else. That chair prolly has my DNA embedded within it

That's an image I'd rather not think about...

Me neither. But, it's the truth.

If you moved to the UK you should buy a house in Staines

Lol! I missed the part where it could have been misconstrued. I see it now. I am an idiot.
When I said DNA I meant I am seated on the chair so much a day that my dead skin cells shed DNA onto the chair.
You were talking about the other kinda DNA, the liquid one. Ewww. Bad rat!

Shouldn't piss in the chair... Come to think... more time to post if you skip the bathroom.

Also the spam block lasts about the same time as a relaxing trip to the toilet.

Depends on what you're doing at the toilet

It more depends on what I ate the night before.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

He is the Ratatouille

Courgettes and aubergines are pretty nice.

I am not even gonna try to pronounce the first one. Will definitely get it wrong

Zuccchiinini and eggbutnotarealeggplant to you Americans

Hehehe, British homor at best

That really is my best, sadly.

You'll get better. Dunno if I mentioned but I like Aussie humour too. Kinda alike, no offence:)

Got any recommendations for aussie ones?

Aw struth, did ya hear that ripper about the limey and his cheese?

Oh ok. I have never understood their accent completely, but it's still legible to me compared to some of those Scottish ones

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
Only 16 pages = 480 comments to page 700. anyone online and ready to hype?

No, my efforts yesterday were underappreciated

Dude, you still pissed about that?

I did about 10-15 pages single handedly and all the thanks I got was "you killed the conversation".

I hope you are still playing. But, seriously we do appreciate and love you, guys! We just requested you to converse with us, instead of an MJJ that never replies

Tell you what, to compensate:

RALF NEEDS A MUG TO KEEP HIS RAT FAMILY DURING THE WINTER!!

And a backpack!

Sure. BTW just to be safe also participate in the Gleam December rn giveaway. 10x backpacks to be given away

I still don't know what a Gleam is

Nobody does... Imagine it's with pink and purple walls and a lot of shiny stuff.

Hmmm, OK. Does it bite?

Do you want it to bite?

Yeah, he's a rat so... I mean... Watch him!

Yah, I am careful around him. Not sure if he's vaccinated.

Probably ain't, hence the wicked brain.

LOL! He promised though that he would only nibble not bite

Nibble your bones raw, its much slower and so ever more painful! Oh the humanity, of which a rat, may not have!

I hope you're not making an innuendos there

Definitely not, more oh the horror was intented

700!! Oh, the horror!

I'm horrified that I missed it while declaring my love for you instead

You probably did . Focus my luv. It's all there. Amongst a tiny percentage of shitposting m

I was all focused on the there and then and not the here and now.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Dunno I can do 15

Believe me you ain't alone

Hells yeah! In a universal sense, none of us are alone. We feel lonely, but, we ain't alone

Sometimes I wish I was just for a moment.

Most parents do

Being alone sounds nice, but sometimes I want a warm body in the house... even if not interacting with them...

True. We all do need our alone time. I do my best work when I am alone and undisturbed

Do you have a special chair for that?

Nah..I got a single chair for studies, coding, watching movies and everything else. That chair prolly has my DNA embedded within it

That's an image I'd rather not think about...

Me neither. But, it's the truth.

If you moved to the UK you should buy a house in Staines

Lol! I missed the part where it could have been misconstrued. I see it now. I am an idiot.
When I said DNA I meant I am seated on the chair so much a day that my dead skin cells shed DNA onto the chair.
You were talking about the other kinda DNA, the liquid one. Ewww. Bad rat!

Shouldn't piss in the chair... Come to think... more time to post if you skip the bathroom.

Also the spam block lasts about the same time as a relaxing trip to the toilet.

Depends on what you're doing at the toilet

It more depends on what I ate the night before.

Exactly. Mine was heavy. I don't know when it's gonna come crashing but I am prepared.

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

Burgers are actually pretty good really if you use decent meat and don't fill it with rusk to try to bulk it out. The unhealthy part is the bun. I normally just have 100% beef patties and cheese on top when I do them (which I did for lunch today, as it happens).

Burgers at lunch, how British

It's just an easy thing to cook while shitposting working.

noob404 · December 2025

Anyone else online as well? Ready to hype it up for a mug giveaway?

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Sont confuse that with a booty call.

Oh hahahahaha

See, good thing I explained

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

Burgers are actually pretty good really if you use decent meat and don't fill it with rusk to try to bulk it out. The unhealthy part is the bun. I normally just have 100% beef patties and cheese on top when I do them (which I did for lunch today, as it happens).

Burgers at lunch, how British

Aren't burgers of German origin?

Mine come from Costco

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

Burgers are actually pretty good really if you use decent meat and don't fill it with rusk to try to bulk it out. The unhealthy part is the bun. I normally just have 100% beef patties and cheese on top when I do them (which I did for lunch today, as it happens).

Burgers at lunch, how British

It's just an easy thing to cook while shitposting working.

I love burgers anytime of the day. On a day last month, I had a burger or two each for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Heartburn at night while sleeping and never have done that again.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Sont confuse that with a booty call.

Oh hahahahaha

See, good thing I explained

Yah, you gotta be crystal clear while communicating online

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about you and me

Ay! Emgh is here. Where you been dude? Welcome to this year's RackNerd BF threads.

I’m very good how about you mister

Inam doing fine. Was just hanging around hoping sara and ralf would stop necroposting and get to the present

Ain't gonna happen I guess.

How about you? Been busy with BF hauls this year? Haven't tseen you around on the thread at all?

Yes they’re old lovers but later it turned out @ralf was gay and @Saragoldfarb said she thought he had a somewhat average penis anyway and then it all spiraled into whatever this is. Life I guess

Yeah very busy, sadly not the deals we saw last year but I ran what I called cockpetitions, where a bunch of people competed in redrawing cocks that I drew and were ranked by machine learning as to how good they did😆

My penis was never spirally and I think she called it micro not average.

No one questioned anything both of you guyss said

And that is exactly why I needed to clarify it!

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

Burgers are actually pretty good really if you use decent meat and don't fill it with rusk to try to bulk it out. The unhealthy part is the bun. I normally just have 100% beef patties and cheese on top when I do them (which I did for lunch today, as it happens).

Burgers at lunch, how British

Aren't burgers of German origin?

Mine come from Costco

Costco sells burgers?

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@BasToTheMax said:

@noob404 said:
Where's the hype everyone. We are just 18 pages from 700.

I'm here

Lets go then. bchot might also join in a few

in a few hours that is.. i take my regimen seriously. esp that skipped so much recently with all the injuries..

Oh sure. Please prioritise your regiment. BTW is the leg injury healing good now and what bout the neck pain. Pillow actually doing any good?

if i'm working out again means it's not strong enough to interfere. neck is ok, not the best but OK, and toes are fine enough. both still can have pain if i apply pressure or turn neck too far, but it's not stopping me.. every time i skip a workout, it's a disaster in my book..

Do you like the soft pillows or the firm ones?

i bought me a special pillow for neck pains.. it's 1 piece memory foam. it's pretty firm

Uh interesting, didn't know pillows came in memory foam. Never got the think with firm pillows though. The one I use squashes down to a couple of mm thick, I sometimes wonder if it's worth bothering with at all.

Yes.... As long as it heavy. I like feeling some weight on top.

It just so happens that I'm quite chunky...

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about you and me

Ay! Emgh is here. Where you been dude? Welcome to this year's RackNerd BF threads.

I’m very good how about you mister

Inam doing fine. Was just hanging around hoping sara and ralf would stop necroposting and get to the present

Ain't gonna happen I guess.

How about you? Been busy with BF hauls this year? Haven't tseen you around on the thread at all?

Yes they’re old lovers but later it turned out @ralf was gay and @Saragoldfarb said she thought he had a somewhat average penis anyway and then it all spiraled into whatever this is. Life I guess

Yeah very busy, sadly not the deals we saw last year but I ran what I called cockpetitions, where a bunch of people competed in redrawing cocks that I drew and were ranked by machine learning as to how good they did😆

My penis was never spirally and I think she called it micro not average.

No one questioned anything both of you guyss said

And that is exactly why I needed to clarify it!

Ah, got it. Good thing you did. Your reputation was at stake.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

@noob404 said:

@BasToTheMax said:

@noob404 said:
Where's the hype everyone. We are just 18 pages from 700.

I'm here

Lets go then. bchot might also join in a few

in a few hours that is.. i take my regimen seriously. esp that skipped so much recently with all the injuries..

Oh sure. Please prioritise your regiment. BTW is the leg injury healing good now and what bout the neck pain. Pillow actually doing any good?

if i'm working out again means it's not strong enough to interfere. neck is ok, not the best but OK, and toes are fine enough. both still can have pain if i apply pressure or turn neck too far, but it's not stopping me.. every time i skip a workout, it's a disaster in my book..

Do you like the soft pillows or the firm ones?

i bought me a special pillow for neck pains.. it's 1 piece memory foam. it's pretty firm

Uh interesting, didn't know pillows came in memory foam. Never got the think with firm pillows though. The one I use squashes down to a couple of mm thick, I sometimes wonder if it's worth bothering with at all.

Yes.... As long as it heavy. I like feeling some weight on top.

It just so happens that I'm quite chunky...

Chunky like Viking level chunky or man boobs level

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about you and me

Ay! Emgh is here. Where you been dude? Welcome to this year's RackNerd BF threads.

I’m very good how about you mister

Inam doing fine. Was just hanging around hoping sara and ralf would stop necroposting and get to the present

Ain't gonna happen I guess.

How about you? Been busy with BF hauls this year? Haven't tseen you around on the thread at all?

Yes they’re old lovers but later it turned out @ralf was gay and @Saragoldfarb said she thought he had a somewhat average penis anyway and then it all spiraled into whatever this is. Life I guess

Yeah very busy, sadly not the deals we saw last year but I ran what I called cockpetitions, where a bunch of people competed in redrawing cocks that I drew and were ranked by machine learning as to how good they did😆

Lol! Wasn't expecting that sad love story. Now, I am in tears can't see the screen clearly

Lol! I prolly missed all of that. This year couldn't visit the megathread as much as I would have loved to. But, once this thread is over, will definitely go through it to see what I missed

It’s definitely worth a read, lots of picutures of drawn cocks all over the thread😆

Lol! Would definitely come over..this year's been super busy with the thread and an important project I have to manage as well.

You do have a way with picking words...

Which ones exactly?

Don't pretend you don't know...

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

Add cheese to the cheetos, golden!

What do you call Cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho Cheese

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:

@noob404 said:

@emgh said:
Let’s talk about sex baby
Let’s talk about you and me

Ay! Emgh is here. Where you been dude? Welcome to this year's RackNerd BF threads.

I’m very good how about you mister

Inam doing fine. Was just hanging around hoping sara and ralf would stop necroposting and get to the present

Ain't gonna happen I guess.

How about you? Been busy with BF hauls this year? Haven't tseen you around on the thread at all?

Yes they’re old lovers but later it turned out @ralf was gay and @Saragoldfarb said she thought he had a somewhat average penis anyway and then it all spiraled into whatever this is. Life I guess

Yeah very busy, sadly not the deals we saw last year but I ran what I called cockpetitions, where a bunch of people competed in redrawing cocks that I drew and were ranked by machine learning as to how good they did😆

Lol! Wasn't expecting that sad love story. Now, I am in tears can't see the screen clearly

Lol! I prolly missed all of that. This year couldn't visit the megathread as much as I would have loved to. But, once this thread is over, will definitely go through it to see what I missed

It’s definitely worth a read, lots of picutures of drawn cocks all over the thread😆

Lol! Would definitely come over..this year's been super busy with the thread and an important project I have to manage as well.

You do have a way with picking words...

Which ones exactly?

Don't pretend you don't know...

I seriously don't know. I have been made aware earlier by bchot that i was using a phrase wrong and I didn't realise it. So, I appreciate any help

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

I heard body builders love that magnesium citrate, but didn't realise it was to make their farts better. I guess it means they get more time on the machines.

it is to make you poop better. but farts come with the territory... also magnesium helps you be regular. 1 nice poop in the morning. been doing that for the past 3-4 years. nothing beats a morning poop that is also the only poop of the day. like a pre-game poop before you even start your day..

Oh, back in the day I used to go for a tactical shit before all you can eat pizza.

All you can eat pizza? That new to me. Never encountered the opportunity.

Yeah, all the local ones near me went bust for some reason.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

well then try 1 day add some extra onion and garlic to your food.. who you gotta kiss? i personally add A LOT of sweet onion and garlic, AAMOF i eat 1/2 lbs of fresh onion per day. and half a garlic bulb. if you cooking - make it healthy. that's all i am saying.. cooking pasta at home is not healthy. same with frozen pizzas and such. again, nothing against anyone personally. but this is what i think. IMO

Mostly chicken, rice, and veggies, with the occasional cuts of red meat

well, good for you. i haven't had red meat in a few years. it's only white meat chicken + lettuce for me. and A LOT of vegetables with EVOO. and fruit. no rice, but i do enjoy barley, split peas, lentils.. very rarely get pearled cous cous. it is my pasta replacement. and a lot of nuts, mostly pistachios. i do eat some Cheetos, but only purely for UMAMI with lettuce/chicken salad that gets a few drops of lite vinaigrette dressing.. no bread, nothing like that.. sometimes i do eat puffed rice cakes. for fruit it's pears and bananas mostly, blueberries and pomegranate when in season. also i do enjoy a good red grapefruit every now and then. anyway, good food is good for you. wanna live long life - eat lots of vegetables, preferably barely cooked, you get nice crunch and vitamins survive the cooking..

PS i'm glad you eating well tho! if you got time to cook - it's the best for your body and your soul.

Hold on. That was sounding pretty good and healthy and then you pulled out the "shoving your cakehole with cheetos for UMAMI" nonsense. Just get a tub of MSG and chuck away the eveil cheetos.

Add cheese to the cheetos, golden!

What do you call Cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho Cheese

Heard this one before. I guess this was from some YeahMad, ogcrew kinda show about dad jokes or something

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Dunno I can do 15

Believe me you ain't alone

Hells yeah! In a universal sense, none of us are alone. We feel lonely, but, we ain't alone

Sometimes I wish I was just for a moment.

Most parents do

Being alone sounds nice, but sometimes I want a warm body in the house... even if not interacting with them...

That sounds creepy in a way...

Was not meant to be... I mean like I invite my sister to hang out, but dont spend the whole day with her and we each do our own things rather than stay isolated in our own houses

So like a voyeurism kink?

Who doesn't?

Hmmm, I guess. But not with your little sister, surely?

Oh the Convo inwas trying to avoid is here don't mind me carry on

Is she hot tho? That wouldn't make it right, but we might be a bit less judgy.

Nah, you guys carry on with that convo I will find something my style.

Very wise good sir. You have passed the test.

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Dunno I can do 15

Believe me you ain't alone

Hells yeah! In a universal sense, none of us are alone. We feel lonely, but, we ain't alone

Sometimes I wish I was just for a moment.

Most parents do

Being alone sounds nice, but sometimes I want a warm body in the house... even if not interacting with them...

That sounds creepy in a way...

Was not meant to be... I mean like I invite my sister to hang out, but dont spend the whole day with her and we each do our own things rather than stay isolated in our own houses

So like a voyeurism kink?

Who doesn't?

Hmmm, I guess. But not with your little sister, surely?

Oh the Convo inwas trying to avoid is here don't mind me carry on

Is she hot tho? That wouldn't make it right, but we might be a bit less judgy.

Nah, you guys carry on with that convo I will find something my style.

Very wise good sir. You have passed the test.

Wait, that was a test? What'd I win?

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
Well, I guess if my beloved is busy, I might as well go and make some dinner. Laters ratgang, laters rackgang!

guess I woke you up again!

I wouldn't have it any other way

ralf · December 2025

@PuDLeZ said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

Well... That's where you kinda wrong. I cook a mean burgers, healthy as fuck.

Amen sista

Again what makes a burger healthy? Veggies?

Cheese

Bacon

That too

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
Well, I guess if my beloved is busy, I might as well go and make some dinner. Laters ratgang, laters rackgang!

guess I woke you up again!

I wouldn't have it any other way

Not me though..I need my sleep back

PuDLeZ · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@PuDLeZ said:

@PuDLeZ said:

@noob404 said:

@PuDLeZ said:

@noob404 said:

@PuDLeZ said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@DaDeveloper said:

@bchot said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DaDeveloper said:
Ralf, can you cook too?

Only cheese dishes

if it's the farts you seek, add ample amounts of onion and garlic to your foods.. and consume magnesium (citrate) too. farts will be pungent and frequent.

Gross. So very Gross... dont give people nasty ideas XD

plus it's not gross, it's very healthy. onions and garlic are the best source of PREbiotics, which are the food for your gut bacteria. thus all the farts - the byproduct of that feast.. and magnesium citrate bring a lot of water into your feces which makes it easier to poop, but also produces lots of gases.

you gots to take care of yourself, that's all i am saying.. burgers, pizza and other fast food is all great and tasty, but you not doing yourself any favors IF concentrating on those.. i am not accusing anyone, just saying.. gotta eat right, and your body will be thankful. and some farts along the way, well, get a box of matches. burn a match and kills all the stink until next fart...

Funnily enough I dont eat fast food, and enjoy cooking unlike most americans are portrayed... last burger I had was so long ago I dont remember exactly when XD

Well... That's where you kinda wrong. I cook a mean burgers, healthy as fuck.

Amen sista

Again what makes a burger healthy? Veggies?

Cheese

Bacon

Hey Pudlez, how are you? Been waiting for you guys as well to join in. Busy day?

Yeah, cold and a busy day. Though did get some good news, I should get my 2nd/new mug and backpack on the 9th! Unless USPS does it's ship the wrong way thing.

Me as well. GOt the message from Dustin with tracking info only a few hours ago. Excited for the backpack!

I got an alert from USPS (I have informed delivery on, basically an easy way to see what's coming today for regular mail and also get package alerts/tacking). I was like "what do I have coming from California?" and then I noticed Dustin's messages!

Do think I'm not going to be too active unless there's a huge party when I refresh the page! I noticed GTA San Andreas on my switch and I was like "I'll do some of the gang wars" but realized I haven't played it on my switch yet (well, I thought I did but there was no save). So I need to play it and get my saves saved at certain parts of the game.

dont know switch had gta sa. thats cool.

Yeah, just the trilogy package, 3, Vice City, and SA. No others are available.

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
Right, how in the world of blazing carnations am I still 100 posts behind yangyang after all that hard work?

Skills...

Wow. I guess also fair.

ralf · December 2025

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
Well, I guess if my beloved is busy, I might as well go and make some dinner. Laters ratgang, laters rackgang!

guess I woke you up again!

You guys did wake me up though.

Sorry, we'll be quieter next time. Or you could wear earplugs. It does kind of seem like a you problem.

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