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GVH relaunching... again?

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  • KuJoeKuJoe Member, Host Rep

    Can I collect donations from LET and then go bail Jonny out next time?

  • ehabehab Member

    this reminds me of the flu or allergy season, it comes back every year.

  • I propose LET upgrade their servers prior to their release. We're going to get flooded with GVH threads... again.

  • This time be more smart and friendly and professional, then you're able to create nice service with 1 year money back guarantee. I mean - I would need free VPS. Just kidding, good luck Johny!

  • LeeLee Veteran

    jnguyen said: I will refrain from advertising on LowEndTalk in any way

    BS. $10 says you will come out with the usual excuses and advertise in time.

    jnguyen said: I am willing to accept a ban from this community

    Yet you put so much effort into crying your way back in.

  • @Lee he won't, but his staff will

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  • jarjar Patron Provider, Top Host, Veteran
    edited April 2015

    @comXyz said:
    Lee he won't, but his staff will

    The CFO and HR director have not yet signed off on his plans to refrain from advertising on LET. From what I hear, the accounting team has actually advised him against it.

    Mind you, these are really just Johnny in various wigs and sometimes in high heels. Board meetings can get rather awkward.

  • LeeLee Veteran

    If the recent announcement on WHT is anything to go by perhaps it will be Duke doing the offers.

  • so is this Xfuse now? or GVH? I thought they weren't related anymore.. what the fuck is going on?

  • BruceBruce Member

    2nd biggest lie: no, I won't cum in your mouth

    world's biggest lie: I will refrain from advertising on LowEndTalk in any way

    they will advertise on WHT, and then others will repost here. so LET will "see" the offers. maybe there needs to be ban on anyone reposting GVH offers on LET

    as for banning Jonny, I suggest you don't. there's plenty more entertainment to come. we need to start a popcorn fund

  • @jnguyen said:
    mpkossen I am willing to accept a ban from this community if you and/or the LET moderators / administration feels that it is necessary to maintain order here.

    Yes, being a martyr is very convenient. Good luck with your hosting.

    If I am not mistaken, guaranteeing moneyback within year automatically nullifies any affiliate programs.

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  • IshaqIshaq Member

    Bruce said: no, I won't cum in your mouth

    I'm 12 what is this?

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  • rds100rds100 Member
    edited April 2015

    Ishaq said: I'm 12 what is this?

    You agreed that you are at least 13 years old when you signed up for LET. Did you cheat? ;-)
    http://lowendtalk.com/home/termsofservice

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  • IshaqIshaq Member

    rds100 said: You agreed that you are at least 13 years old when you signed up for LET. Did you cheat? ;-)

    I got permission from my parents >_>

  • BruceBruce Member

    @Ishaq said:
    I'm 12 what is this?

    ask a friend to "show" you

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  • Bruce said: as for banning Jonny, I suggest you don't. there's plenty more entertainment to come. we need to start a popcorn fund

    I have a few boxes of popcorn sitting around.

  • Enemy down enemy down ....

  • upfreakupfreak Member
    edited April 2015

    Jar said: The CFO and HR director have not yet signed off on his plans to refrain from advertising on LET. From what I hear, the accounting team has actually advised him against it.

    Mind you, these are really just Johnny in various wigs and sometimes in high heels. Board meetings can get rather awkward.

    This sums up the entire Jonny series...

    Thanked by 1jar
  • AnthonySmithAnthonySmith Member, Patron Provider
  • AmitzAmitz Member

    @AnthonySmith said:
    GVH and Xen hahaha.

    Premium this time, motherf*ckers! ;-)

  • @jnguyen said:
    I am going to keep by my word that I will refrain from advertising on LowEndTalk in any way, shape, or form. Despite my aim to create a premium service, I understand the sensitivity that our relaunch creates in this particular environment.

    mpkossen I am willing to accept a ban from this community if you and/or the LET moderators / administration feels that it is necessary to maintain order here.

    Yo, Jonny. Hook me up with a massive storage VPS and I'm all yours again.

  • LeeLee Veteran
    edited April 2015

    So from his most recent ad on WHT, tell me nuggets, what exactly have you learnt?

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  • "Please note that advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are inappropriate on this community." O.o

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  • @Lee said:
    So from his most recent ad on WHT, tell me nuggets, what exactly have you learnt?

    Give him a break, he only has 2 or 3 years of experience. He doesn't even know yet he shouldn't host his website and nameservers on the same server.

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  • AmitzAmitz Member

    I would give him a break directly. IF HE WOULD JUST TAKE IT!

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  • LeeLee Veteran

    What saddens me most is that he has a scheme brewing to start luring people back in, he is here on LET as part of that. He actually believes people will be fooled and not see what he is doing. Many will I suppose.

    The timing of his ban being removed and return to LET is all very convenient.

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  • J1021J1021 Member

    Lee said: The timing of his ban being removed and return to LET is all very convenient.

    Jonny hasn't wormed his way back in by himself. The community administration have allowed it.

  • comXyzcomXyz Member
    edited April 2015

    Hmm I'm planning to get some free 1 year VPSes. I'm sure I will be unsatisfied, then I don't have to pay the invoice when order, right?

  • J1021J1021 Member

    comXyz said: Hmm I'm planning to get some free 1 year VPSes. I'm sure I will be unsatisfied, then I don't have to pay the invoice when order, right?

    Now who sounds stupid?

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  • DalCompDalComp Member
    edited April 2015

    @Lee said:
    Many will I suppose.

    Of course, some folks would certainly be interested with 10TB disk space for $6.73/month or $28.27/year; either purely unaware of the provider or just "wanting to see" how much they could actually use before suspended.

    @comXyz said:
    Hmm I'm planning to get some free 1 year VPSes. I'm sure I will be unsatisfied, then I don't have to pay the invoice when order, right?

    And one year later:
    You: Gimme a refund under 1 year guarantee!!
    Jonny: Sorry but PayPal doesn't facilitate refunds past 90 days (or 180 days now?) trollface

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