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IntensePorpoise

@stefeman said:

@Nekki said:

@ailice said:

@Nekki said:
@Not_Oles have you considered to reaching out to Taco Bell to see if they would consider sponsoring the LE*?

‘Taco Bell - the only place on Earth that generates more shit than the LowEnd’

I reckon they’ll got for it.

Your shit has been doubled

Your rectal prolapse has been doubled.

Don’t fucking Google it.

You fucking monster. I need to wash my eyes with bleach now.

eyebleach.me to the rescue!

jsg

@SirFoxy said:

@jsg said:

@raindog308 said:
Perl from jackanapes in the 90s who wrote perl the way they wrote shell? I agree.

Perl as it's evolved over the last 30 years...I disagree. (link to "how to create trouble tickets without intention" "programming language") has the full story.

Sorry, First I'll extensively study the Charles Manson charm offensive. After that "how to make friends with russels vipers", and if I survive I'll play russian roulette with a penis shredder before I afford Perl the chance to even just click on it.

"I'll play russian roulette with a penis shredder" - JSG, 2022

There was a condition ...

@raindog308 said:

@jsg said: I'll play russian roulette with a penis shredder

Don't sugar-coat it for me. How do you really feel?

Can't. I'm too shy a person (as you certainly know g). But I can provide another hint: I'd rather praise accept PHP as a relatively sane and sound PL (which would be an obvious lie) than using Perl even just for a one liner.

@all
Oh btw, has @MaxKVM finally provided any evidence for his wild allegations, or maybe at least properly explained themselves?

HalfEatenPie

@jsg said: Oh btw, has @MaxKVM finally provided any evidence for his wild allegations, or maybe at least properly explained themselves?

No

pedagang

impossible

Nekki

@pedagang said:
impossible

Impossibru?

pedagang

no

pedagang

edited

no comment

Nekki

@pedagang said:
edited

no comment

Wuss

pedagang

the title is changed

so, no comment

Nekki

@pedagang said:
the title is changed

so, no comment

This is not how a man lives.

pedagang

why ?
i am lowend person,
i don't like ....

Nekki

Be a man, show us your hairy unkempt balls.

This is a safe space.

raindog308

@jar said: Nothing. It's my second favorite language after Fortran.

I, um, also speak FORTRAN. But I don't defend it.

And don't even get me started on COBOL. Though I do feel like I've slipped into a 1960s Cold War movie every time I read COBOL code, which is kind of cool.

vitobotta

Wow so many more pages. What is the TL;DR? What happened in the end?

raindog308

@Nekki said: The jam is covered in sugar, which becomes transparent when moistened by the tea.

We're still talking about sex here, right?

Nekki

@raindog308 said:

@Nekki said: The jam is covered in sugar, which becomes transparent when moistened by the tea.

We're still talking about sex here, right?

I’m personally never not talking about sex.

Fucking tea moistened jam slut, take all my moisture you transparent whore.

Nekki

@vitobotta said:
Wow so many more pages. What is the TL;DR? What happened in the end?

1) it hasn’t ended
2) you must read all 25 pages to understand what transpired. There are no shortcuts. Go now, it will be worth your time.

DP

@vitobotta said: What is the TL;DR?

@vitobotta said: What happened in the end?

_MS_

@vitobotta said: in the end?

Nekki

MS said:

@vitobotta said: in the end?

RIP

yoursunny

@vitobotta said:
What happened in the end?

Heat death of the universe.
Everybody dies.
There's no escape.

Nekki

@yoursunny said:

@vitobotta said:
What happened in the end?

Heat death of the universe.
Everybody dies.
There's no escape.

Fucking hell.

If you could save the universe by letting a horse spaff on the back of your head, would you do it?

You only have to masturbate the horse if you want to.

pedagang

not usually
yoursunny meaningless

kevertje

Nekki

@kevertje said:

You can live forever, but your penis will be forever flaccid. Do you accept?

jackb

@Nekki said:

@kevertje said:

You can live forever, but your penis will be forever flaccid. Do you accept?

Living forever would be pretty boring. You'd run out of new things to do and you'd know everyone you would ever care about will die and it'll feel like no time at all.

I'd pick a limited time on the planet and a functioning penis.

yoursunny

@Nekki said:

@yoursunny said:

@vitobotta said:
What happened in the end?

Heat death of the universe.
Everybody dies.
There's no escape.

Fucking hell.

If you could save the universe by letting a horse spaff on the back of your head, would you do it?

You only have to masturbate the horse if you want to.

If that's what needed to save the world, I will do it.
I am brave and I'm ready to save others as a hero.

_MS_

@yoursunny said:

@Nekki said:

@yoursunny said:

@vitobotta said:
What happened in the end?

Heat death of the universe.
Everybody dies.
There's no escape.

Fucking hell.

If you could save the universe by letting a horse spaff on the back of your head, would you do it?

You only have to masturbate the horse if you want to.

If that's what needed to save the world, I will do it.
I am brave and I'm ready to save others as a hero.

Heard Kevin Feige is planning the next 10 years of the MCU.
We might see "Cool Man" release as the last movie in their last Phase, where Cool Man does this to save the world.
And, guess what, the climax (of the movie and the other thing) takes place in Antarctica.

Nekki

MS said:

@yoursunny said:

@Nekki said:

@yoursunny said:

@vitobotta said:
What happened in the end?

Heat death of the universe.
Everybody dies.
There's no escape.

Fucking hell.

If you could save the universe by letting a horse spaff on the back of your head, would you do it?

You only have to masturbate the horse if you want to.

If that's what needed to save the world, I will do it.
I am brave and I'm ready to save others as a hero.

Heard Kevin Feige is planning the next 10 years of the MCU.
We might see "Cool Man" release as the last movie in their last Phase, where Cool Man does this to save the world.

And, guess what, the climax (of the movie and the other thing) takes place in Antarctica.

There are no more Marvel movies made ever, but in return you will get 10% off your bill at every restaurant you eat at for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

_MS_

@Nekki said:

MS said:

@yoursunny said:

@Nekki said:

@yoursunny said:

@vitobotta said:
What happened in the end?

Heat death of the universe.
Everybody dies.
There's no escape.

Fucking hell.

If you could save the universe by letting a horse spaff on the back of your head, would you do it?

You only have to masturbate the horse if you want to.

If that's what needed to save the world, I will do it.
I am brave and I'm ready to save others as a hero.

Heard Kevin Feige is planning the next 10 years of the MCU.
We might see "Cool Man" release as the last movie in their last Phase, where Cool Man does this to save the world.

And, guess what, the climax (of the movie and the other thing) takes place in Antarctica.

There are no more Marvel movies made ever, but in return you will get 10% off your bill at every restaurant you eat at for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

The latter. I prefer(red) the SnyderVerse.