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CLOUDCOMMANDO: Lighting Up Your (Late) New Year! - GitLab/Observium/Piwik+Wildcard SSL - FROM $5/yr!

0xdragon0xdragon Member
edited January 2015 in Offers

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John - A CloudCommando Production:

Scene: A boardroom is presented, the executive chairs all taken, but the head of the table stands unoccupied. The occupants are restless, looking at their watches.

Enter, stage right, John bumps against the door, attempting to open it by pulling instead of pushing.

John: "Sorry I'm late guys. Shall I get started?"

John places his messenger bag on the table and looks up at the board. He is greeted by faces of stony disapproval, and hurries to unpack his presentation.

John: "Uhhmm Is the new year not shaping up to all you hoped it to be? Did our family get you socks again, or an itchy woolen jumper? Or did you have an amazing Christmas and a really happy new year?"

Pause. Accentuated awkward silence, background noise of ringing phones and secretaries rushing past the room.

John: "Either way, I want to show you something that will really light up your new year."

He looks at the board again, grinning bravely, hoping for some enthusiasm. There was none.

John: "Announcing, CloudCommando!"

Steven, a junior executive, stands up to interrupt.

Steven: "John... You do realize we launched CloudCommando thirty days ago?"

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John: "-Yeeahhhh, but now we have website monitoring!"

Steven: "Not good enough John. You're wasting company time and money. Your project died ages ago."

Steven crosses to the door, about to open it and leave. The other execs start grabbing their bags and packing too.

John: "Wait! Wait! One last thing! We're going to give out free stuff."

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Steven's hand falls from the door handle for a moment, his voice sightly apprehensive.

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Steven: "What sort of free stuff, John?"

John: "Lights! USB lights! We'll call it 'CloudCommando, Lighting Up Your New Year!'"

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_All the execs in the room start thinking of the possibilities and begin excitedly discussing amongst themselves. Steven turns and smiles greatly. _

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Steven: "You're back on the team, John."

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END.

And yes, that's how I got myself back onto the team of CloudCommando.

We will be giving out 1 USB light for every 10 orders! :D


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Comments

  • Great story :)

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  • Any disk space / bw limits?

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  • @PetaByet said:
    Any disk space / bw limits?

    Gitlab and Piwik have a "recommended fair use" policy. About 35ish GB is fair, but if you want more, I'll always double or triple it if needed, and the space is there.

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  • This wildcard ssl thingie...
    How much is it?
    It can be used on other hosts right?

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  • 0xdragon0xdragon Member
    edited January 2015

    @Nomad said:
    This wildcard ssl thingie...
    How much is it?
    It can be used on other hosts right?

    Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (with a plan, of course..)

    Just need a CSR and certificate details you have :)

  • DalekOfSkaroDalekOfSkaro Member
    edited January 2015

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  • Dude, i love your offer, just wondering do i have to buy extra storage nor or can i upgrade it later. You are my man

  • @mr2nice2me said:
    Dude, i love your offer, just wondering do i have to buy extra storage nor or can i upgrade it later. You are my man

    Don't have to buy it immediately, you can upgrade whenever you want to :)

    Let me know if you have any further questions, happy to answer them.

  • @0xdragon said:
    Let me know if you have any further questions, happy to answer them.

    Thanks for your answer.
    Can i use my full domain name or i have use subdomain?

  • again one more thing :) just notice you mention 4$/year but there is no offer for 4$/year. am i missing something .....

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  • @mr2nice2me said:
    Thanks for your answer. Can i use my full domain name or i have use subdomain?

    You can use our awesome domain *.observe.ninja (eg. randomuser.observe.ninja) or your own domain. Own domain requires manual activation after manual deployment.

  • @mr2nice2me said:
    again one more thing :) just notice you mention 4$/year but there is no offer for 4$/year. am i missing something .....

    Typo. Thanks for pointing it out, happens when you type this much :P

  • @0xdragon said:
    Typo. Thanks for pointing it out, happens when you type this much :P

    no problem dude. i liked your offers and great story ...... so should i provide you my full domain name after bought that product ? please i am new here ---

  • @mr2nice2me said:
    no problem dude. i liked your offers and great story ...... so should i provide you my full domain name after bought that product ? please i am new here ---

    Just open a ticket requesting it and I'll help you get started.

  • thanks > @0xdragon said:

    i am ordering right now :)

  • Can I grab the $5 plan and just take away the SSL? :P

  • Can I grab the $5 plan and just take away the SSL? :P

    @0xdragon
    See! :D

  • @seikan said:
    Can I grab the $5 plan and just take away the SSL? :P

    Eerrr.... Yes? coughs

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  • Wildcard means that I can use it on subdomains as well right?

    I haven't worked with Observium yet, it's a tool to monitor nearly everything of a server isn't it? So I have to install a slave ob my lice servers? How much usage does this cost?

  • 0xdragon0xdragon Member
    edited January 2015

    @trexos said:
    Wildcard means that I can use it on subdomains as well right?

    I haven't worked with Observium yet, it's a tool to monitor nearly everything of a server isn't it? So I have to install a slave ob my lice servers? How much usage does this cost?

    That's right, you can use it on any subdomain!

    Yep, monitors everything.

    If you use Debian/Ubuntu, it's literally three lines :)

    https://www.sonicboxes.com/observium-client-install-script/

    Pretty much nothing, actually. I'm running at 2MB/sec currently and monitoring:
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    309 Servers

    But seriously, probably a higher end usage would be ~75mb BW usage in a month.

    Note: By the way, take a look at the screenshots :)

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  • Sounds awesome :)

    And can I use it as up/down alert via email.as well? And hows about ram usage on the lice servers?

  • @trexos said:
    Sounds awesome :)

    And can I use it as up/down alert via email.as well? And hows about ram usage on the lice servers?

    Email is still being worked on as the legacy system Observium designed is horrendous. I have to re-code parts of it to work the way I want it to :)

    RAM usage? It's just SNMP, so it depends on how much data you have to send (number of ports you have on your server, including virtual ones)

  • agoldenbergagoldenberg Member, Host Rep

    Just ordered a hosted git package! Really looking forward to it! Support has been quick so far and the pricing can't be beat!

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  • jarjar Patron Provider, Top Host, Veteran

    Would purchase anything this guy has to offer. He's good people.

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  • Grabbed one! Requesting for the SSL as well. LoL

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  • Is it $5/year or $6/year for Observium?

  • 0xdragon0xdragon Member
    edited January 2015

    @OnraHost said:
    Is it $5/year or $6/year for Observium?

    $5/yr when you use the coupon code on the specials page (Coupon: TAKEONE).

  • Ahh Ok...I see now. I was looking at your sig haha. I'll get one to try it out ;)

  • I never use observium before. Does it support ipv6 only vps?

  • @Ryan22 said:
    I never use observium before. Does it support ipv6 only vps?

    Unfortunately AAAA record support in Observium is still being developed. Do you have IPv4 on that VPS at all?

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