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Black Friday 2026 - Wishlist Thread

FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire
edited 1:39AM in General

Black Friday 2026 is coming in 48 DAYS and I need ideas. MEGATHREAD SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!

I am pretty sure most of us will end up buying something anyway. Time to start saving up for more idlers we probably don't need: https://lowendbox.com/blog/how-much-vps-do-you-actually-need/

With the RAMpocalypse and hardware prices going through the roof, I am not expecting too many insane deals this year.

But how do we keep the madness alive? How can we exploit politely convince providers to give us some strategically priced $3/yr and $7/yr deals despite the AI bubble?

What's on your wishlist this year?

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  • mans_xdmans_xd Member

    hi

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • truemagictruemagic Member

    He's back!

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • blaneholblanehol Member

    Whatever it is, I want lifetime deals :D

  • RurikoRuriko Veteran

    maybe they can offer 3yr pricing instead of monthly or annually to reduce the fees

    Thanked by 5FAT32 kidos loay forest Murv
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @Ruriko said:
    maybe they can offer 3yr pricing instead of monthly or annually to reduce the fees

    For reputable providers sure. For new providers... maybe not

  • suutsuut Member

    I’m hoping for sustainable deals—ideally ones that won’t see a price hike in the second year.

    Thanked by 2FAT32 truemagic
  • I for one hope the deals aren't too good so I don't give into temptation, so help me God, please.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • nghialelenghialele Member

    Welcome back brother hope you are able to be around more this time. And wish you good health. 💚

    I don't think I NEED one more VPS.

    But I WANT 😭

    Thanked by 2FAT32 tzuli
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @frodothebearer said:
    I for one hope the deals aren't too good so I don't give into temptation, so help me God, please.

    @Advin @AlexBarakov @backtogeek please give this guy some deals

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  • @FAT32 said:

    @frodothebearer said:
    I for one hope the deals aren't too good so I don't give into temptation, so help me God, please.

    @Advin @AlexBarakov @backtogeek please give this guy some deals

    Please have mercy on this poor soul.

    But if that is the path you must take, then maybe @oloke @ShockHosting also give this guy some deals.

    Thanked by 2FAT32 nghialele
  • nghialelenghialele Member

    This Black Friday mark 10 years since my first GreenCloud invoice. What a journey. 💚 🫡

    Thanked by 3FAT32 loay buggedout
  • deafcondeafcon Member

    I will be hoping to add to my storage empire.

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  • QuenFeaQuenFea Member

    I think it will be difficult for us to see the extremely low prices of the past again while ensuring everything remains sustainable. :(

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  • @FAT32 You skipped right over halloween 🥲

    Blackfriday 48 days
    Halloween 21 days

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  • ArirangArirang Member
    edited 3:28AM

    Hopefully, we'll get even better deals than last year's presale when you, @cybertech , and @NDTN met up.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • bdlbdl Member

    @onidel MEL to replace my Greencloud SYD (RIP)

    Thanked by 2FAT32 nikio
  • MurvMurv Member, Megathread Squad

    i want @oloke as my 2026 bf

    Thanked by 3forest FAT32 buggedout
  • Clearly marked that this promotion IS or is NOT annually recurring

    Spreadsheet tracking is not complicated but i dont wannna

    Are anti-fraud set ABSURDLY high? Tell me so i dont waste my time or burn my patience as I don’t like being treated like a criminal in an opaque process without redress. I use privacy apps. Dinged for not using creepy chrome? I don’t use free email. How is that a strike? Rejecting virtual cards from privacy or cc company? Host is now suspect.

    From your ram list encourage deals to verify a listed application of service will bring no tears at the extreme minimalistic level

    “Will it run a coolify” instance?

    “Will it run a wireguard server or popular wireguard flavor”

    Will it run a non-transcoding jellyfin server with media fused to elsewhere

    Will it run a mediaflow proxy non-transcoding?

    Will it run 12 wordpresses?

    Will it run webmail for mx elsewhere?

    Will it run AIOstreams so i can indirectly consume my netflix content on a device netflix rejects? Or in a country for work travel my hulu makes impossible?

    Will there be pie?

    Pie is encouraged even without an e or addition of l.

  • forestforest Member

    I want unmetered bandwidth in some rare locations. Obviously. :D

    That, and any discount for Onidel with extra bandwidth in AU!

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  • MaxTakebaMaxTakeba Member

    @FAT32 said: What's on your wishlist this year?

    A service that let's me pull the routing table for not much.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • rostinrostin Member

    Missing it!

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • buggedoutbuggedout Member

    @Murv said:
    i want @oloke as my 2026 bf

    who was ur 2025 one than? curious to know....

    Thanked by 1Murv
  • MurvMurv Member, Megathread Squad

    @buggedout said:

    @Murv said:
    i want @oloke as my 2026 bf

    who was ur 2025 one than? curious to know....

    @emgh

    Thanked by 2FAT32 buggedout
  • nikionikio Member

    I reckon this year I am looking for more toys rather than $7 stocking-stuffers. I've upgraded from 'I want to roll a global private VPN / CDN' to 'I want to play with BGP, clustering, confidential compute'

    I reckon I also want to replace my LA box - Psychz has been good but I want something a tad more performant than E3v2 on a direct line from Australia. And onshoring more compute to Australia would be nice - there's only so much Oracle and OVH that I can handle.

  • edited 4:05AM

    Ohhhh wiiiiiishinnnng

    2tb Reserved 2gigabit/s traffic vpn toward me

    Automatically move me to a server away from cpu oversell

    An ipv4 that won’t bugs with captcha

    Vpns sell residential ipv4 why not vps?

    Ticket snark need be banter

    A button to prevent OOMkill

    A client community coolify instance of some kind.

    Rework peering to benefit me

    1c1r but 49.9999g storage with an option to return unused storage for cost reductions

    Extra more speed for ftp away from vps

    An indicator of whole vps traffic pattern for self guess optimized time of use

    A switch to pause everyone else

    A beverage to reduce stress containing no alcohol

  • nghialelenghialele Member

    Oh looking forward to some fun and games too.

    Thanked by 1Murv
  • MurvMurv Member, Megathread Squad

    Also I think we might need some countermeasures against bots this BF.
    Just throwing this out there but maybe hiding some deals from anonymous lurkers/inactive accounts?

    Thanked by 2buggedout forest
  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    @FAT32 said: But how do we keep the madness alive?

    @Nekki, wake up.

    Thanked by 2Murv FAT32
  • forestforest Member

    Oh and 800 TB @ 10 Gbps for $7/yr for @averagedatahoarder with no CPU FUP.

  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    @FAT32 said: What's on your wishlist this year?

    Getting rid of servers I don't need to make room for more servers I probably don't need.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
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