Black Friday 2026 - Wishlist Thread

lovelyserver

@AlexBarakov said:

@frodothebearer said:

@FAT32 said:

@frodothebearer said:
I for one hope the deals aren't too good so I don't give into temptation, so help me God, please.

@Advin @AlexBarakov @backtogeek please give this guy some deals

Please have mercy on this poor soul.

But if that is the path you must take, then maybe @oloke @ShockHosting also give this guy some deals.

Sorry guys, no BF planned for this year I think.

LET Deals not LEET Deals ... ai error...

rpqu

@AlexBarakov said:
Sorry guys, no BF planned for this year I think.

Not a single deal to celebrate the opening of @crunchbits 's SOF PoP?

rpqu

@oloke said:

@Murv said:

@JohnFilch123 said: correct.

don't worry - @visualwebtechnologies will always be there for us to save BF

@onidel, any onideals?

tuc

Its time again @jar

JohnFilch123

@Murv said:
@visualwebtechnologies you'll never leave me right?

wrong.

Murv

@JohnFilch123 said:

@Murv said:
@visualwebtechnologies you'll never leave me right?

wrong.

xvps

@tuc said:
Its time again @jar

vr10

@rpqu said:

@AlexBarakov said:
Sorry guys, no BF planned for this year I think.

Not a single deal to celebrate the opening of @crunchbits 's SOF PoP?

No thanks

smkzr

6c epyc/16gb/200gb ssd/nvme with linux/windows iso available for 80-100eur/y would be welcome ;-)

oriend

Hopefully not to end up as a customer of another summer host.

Jord

I think it's going to be more shitposting than offers

barbarza

@Jord said:
I think it's going to be more shitposting than offers

Do you think we actually like the megathread for the offers?

BBTN

I just need my yearly dose of @murv.

Jord

@barbarza said:

@Jord said:
I think it's going to be more shitposting than offers

Do you think we actually like the megathread for the offers?

Nah we like it for the shitposting 🤣

Murv

@BBTN said:
I just need my yearly dose of @murv.

xHosts

We have our pre halloween offer, what realistically would you like for blackfriday.

We will include monthly billing then if you want to try for a few months then switch to annual billing thats all good once you are happy with the service and performance

Jord

Maybe we just have a MEGATHREAD of just shitposting and no offers?

saltKing

Calling it.

3 GB Ram
2 vCore
60gb
10 TB bandwidth.
$13 /yr

Caztiel

There is no fun without $7/year recurring deal. Its our trade mark.

Murv

@Jord said:
Maybe we just have a MEGATHREAD of just shitposting and no offers?

2026 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: MEGATHREAD - "The Shitpost Wars"

It'll be me, you and @visualwebtechnologies shitposting our hearts out

Jord

@Murv said:

@Jord said:
Maybe we just have a MEGATHREAD of just shitposting and no offers?

2026 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: MEGATHREAD - "The Shitpost Wars"

It'll be me, you and @visualwebtechnologies shitposting our hearts out

Lets DO IT

Jord

x0x0x

@xHosts said:

@lovelyserver said:

@xHosts said:
We have launched a pre halloween deal for our discord memebers, maybe we will add it for our next let post to clear the remaining stocks

If anyone wants to see this deal from xHosts's discord channel / flash salers section

We have another we shared in general but will make a more formal post on the server once I get back which is the £2.50/£25

Virtualizor

Jord

Maybe I should ask my friend to design and build a game to find some discount codes for me software 🤔

Murv

@Jord said:
Maybe I should ask my friend to design and build a game to find some discount codes for me software 🤔

Will it involve drawing dicks

Jord

@Murv said:

@Jord said:
Maybe I should ask my friend to design and build a game to find some discount codes for me software 🤔

Will it involve drawing dicks

Fuck I forgot about @emgh and his drawing dicks, we must bring this back this year. @emgh get on it sir.

default

@Jord said:
Wait, who would want to cancel the fun of BF and the shit we get up to? 🤣

This would be interesting: a black friday megathread as protest against the current world economic problems.

Jord

@default said:

@Jord said:
Wait, who would want to cancel the fun of BF and the shit we get up to? 🤣

This would be interesting: a black friday megathread as protest against the current world economic problems.

Yes, but I don't think the fat cats will care about our tiny slice of the internet

JohnFilch123

@Murv said:

@Jord said:
Maybe I should ask my friend to design and build a game to find some discount codes for me software 🤔

Will it involve drawing dicks

No.

gsea4

@AlexBarakov said:

@frodothebearer said:

@FAT32 said:

@frodothebearer said:
I for one hope the deals aren't too good so I don't give into temptation, so help me God, please.

@Advin @AlexBarakov @backtogeek please give this guy some deals

Please have mercy on this poor soul.

But if that is the path you must take, then maybe @oloke @ShockHosting also give this guy some deals.

Sorry guys, no BF planned for this year I think.

No worries! We take unplanned BF offers too