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noob404 · December 2025

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well, not gonna talk to myself today..

Why not?

Because he had me back then. We were chatting prolly.

Noice

Yah, it is fun. Sometimes I wish the earth was really flat. We could prolly chat in the same timezone then.

I'd be worried about falling off the edge

Fence it. Build boundaries. And when freen, dangle off the edge, see the underside.

Or you know, just stick it on a sphere and don't worry about it

Stick what on a spehere?

noob404 · December 2025

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Maybe he injured his fingers...

That's definitely a possibility guys. SO, if you don't see me for a few days, that's prolly it.

Will keep that in mind.

Thank you, sara. Had a weird ache in my shoulders last night. Might for real have to slow down a bit.

Maybe just use a metronome

Used a portable little massager and it's better.

You used a dildo on your shoulder?

Google portable massager.

ralf · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

Oh goodness no

What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

For now... Wait till you have kids...

I think I've dodged that bullet

For how long though?

All my life I think

Oh alright. Any specific reason? Sorry, just don't answer the question if it was too personal.

Because that's approximately how long I've been alive

Oh yah, that's a good reply, adding 0 value

You're welcome

noob404 · December 2025

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That would be bad.

Not typing would be bad, yes, esp. if you are in the social butterfly contest

So we're all butterflies I guess....

Nope, we are. You are still our one and only pink dino.

I'm still just an ugly caterpillock

What kinda metamorphosis is that? Rat to caterpillock??!

Much the same really, just more legs

Ah, I see. Makes much more sense now.

noob404 · December 2025

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That would be bad.

Not typing would be bad, yes, esp. if you are in the social butterfly contest

So we're all butterflies I guess....

Nope, we are. You are still our one and only pink dino.

And out of all the pink dinos we know, the most beautiful

Complete that sentence. Let the world know.

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Thank you and reguards

noob404 · December 2025

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I still wonder if it'd be safe for me to take a day off from the thread.

Sure, you don't need that tv anyway

I need that gaming PC though.

ralf · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Is Costco US/UK thing only?

I don't know what countries they actually operate in but no. I know they have a store in China for instance (although I think they used to have several and maybe only have one now).

Oh ok. China does have an alternative for almost everything the west has, right?

They have shops, sure

Costco opened in Shanghai before COVID and I think they may have closed that store. They opened a new one in Shenzhen last year, but I cba to check it out when I was there because it's just lots of stuff I don't need when I'm travelling.

You ever been to Guangzhou's famous electronics market?

If you mean Shenzhen, then yes.

noob404 · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Sounds like a lovely way to spend the afternoon. Don't overdo it though! Know when to call quits. Having some food to offset the alcohol intake is a sound idea.

Have half a gallon of water before you go to sleep...

And get some aspirin at hand for the morning after.

Ps. Don't mind them wankers.

Maybe throw a banana in there as well. Helps with Potassium. I have seen plenty of water and bananas usually is a good thing to prevent hangovers the next day.

i did eat a banana just now though, was eating it and read the random post. turned out to be about it.,

What end did you start the banana from?

Obviously the middle.

Freak

Yes, people who do stuff different are always termed freaks, until eht world understands their genius. cue music.,

noob404 · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb BTW, pink thread when?

When this one dies. Cant be following this much conversation on 2 threads.

Oh, THIS is conversation now is it? Me on my own isn't good enough?

Die! Die!!!!!!!!

Killing is not nice sara XD Dont kill ralf XD

I'll try not to step on him.

It's OK as long as we agree the safe words in advance

LMAO HOW DID I PREDICT THIS

What's they keyword?

Ask the purple team. They know

Socks

And cocks.

"The socks and cocks" would be an awesome name for a band

Socks cocks + 2 smoking barrels

Ooooh the movie tie in.

I'm bored... What to watch...

It's almost certainly not your cup of tea, and it will probably be crap, but I planned to watch this tonight...

I hate these kind of movies where characters just float over trees and fight. Found them cool when I was a kid and now, find them cringe. I'd rather opt to re-watch a Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee or Donnie Yen classic

you haven't seen the Iron Monkey? Donnie Yen flies there quite a bit..

LOL! Can't remember the exact names of movies, but, they were a common scene in almost every movie out of China or Hong Kong in an era.

Even though I love Chinese films, I've still somehow not watched Crouching Tigger Hidden Dragon

Isn't that like the same flying over trees kinda movie? I'd choose a JC or Bruce Lee classic over those any day.

Yeah, but made so westeners don't hate it.

And, don;t they?

ralf · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

When did Costco become a private thingy requiring private cards and such. We still talking about costco?

Outside the US, membership is a requirement since it was introduced. I wasn't sure if it was a legal thing because they price all their stuff without tax because they're selling to trade. Nowadays they've added the tax price in a smaller font because more retail customers members shop there, but the membership is very restrictive. You have to be in certain professions to be able to join.

Oh, I didn't know any of these. I always thought they were like Walmart or Bestbuy where anyone or everyone could just barge in get your items, checkout and get back home. So, you are telling me it's only available for members? So, the Costco offers I see online are only available to those who have membership there?

Yeah, costco membership isn't cheap and you need to be in one of a few specific professions, or run a company. I was only allowed to join originally because I worked for a big US company but in the UK, which was one of their backdoor routes to membership.

Oh I see. I mean does this come with perks and is there an annual renewal fees or something like that?

The perk is you're allowed into the shop. The annual fee is about £30 cheapest I think.

noob404 · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Sounds like a lovely way to spend the afternoon. Don't overdo it though! Know when to call quits. Having some food to offset the alcohol intake is a sound idea.

Have half a gallon of water before you go to sleep...

And get some aspirin at hand for the morning after.

Ps. Don't mind them wankers.

Maybe throw a banana in there as well. Helps with Potassium. I have seen plenty of water and bananas usually is a good thing to prevent hangovers the next day.

i did eat a banana just now though, was eating it and read the random post. turned out to be about it.,

So, it works, right?

otherwise i always eat bananas, like 3-4 a day. i try and pick them between green and yellow, so they not too sugary. the greener banana the less it's sweetness is absorbed by the body. the greenest banana is all starch no sugar, but with time starch changes into sugar.. did you know the way to ripen a banana is to put it in a bag, so it's basked in its own "aroma"...

Yah, I have seen Indian dishes made of the green bananas, while the yellow ones are usually eaten raw or made sweet snacks out of, in some states. As for ripening them, in some parts of India, esp. the southern states, I have seen them just hung vertically, they usually just ripen within a short period. Here is the image someone shared on some platform last year:-

Are they lady fingers?

Nah, that's a man. JK> Where do you see ladyfingers in that image?

The yellow things

Nad, they are lady's bananas.

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

The TV as I said is lottery. BTW, any way to get it to UK without making a huge dent in your pocket?

Yeah, get dunstin to pay for postage instead.

Chances of that happening are too low. A sweater you do understand is not a 55" TV right?

Don't try to pysch me out of the tv

AT this point, it is clear to everyone, your eyes aren't on the TV

Only on Sara, but the TV is a close second

noob404 · December 2025

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Never a charger around when you need one.

This seems to be a universal problem.

Yea, now how to fix
? It cannot be done!

Unless, you have flying drone chargers or something that can charge themselves using wind or solar energy and can be recalled to your hand whenever you need it.

But what about when the drone run out of batteries? Do we just have even bigger flying drone chargers for them?

This:-

using wind or solar

I was gonna use my proprietary patented tech o make sure it would charge itself everyime it takes flight. Solar is backup.

That's actually the plot from News From Gardenia, the author is Keryten from Red Dwarf

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13560055-news-from-gardenia

Oh I see. Was a movie ever made?

noob404 · December 2025

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Like, they get sucked into a black hole or something.

Black holes are easier to find, the gap between the sofa cushion, that's when you have to go cavediving

True treasures hidden there. Just found a gold earring.

I hope you are kidding. Maybe take a deeper dive, you might just find something more valuable than gold - like a RAM stick maybe

Gold will always be more valuable than RAM to a woman

No to all women though. That's generalising.

The alive ones.

Still not there yet. Try again.

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs iykyk

Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

Creatine? Whats that?

Something you take to reduce the muscular pain after workout,.

And also you can spend an hour virtue signaling while you're mixing it beforehand

What is virtue signaling?

You're going to need to google that

Skipping that then.

It's not rude, and a useful thing to know, it's just hard to explain and I've got more shitposting to do before work

noob404 · December 2025

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Watched MI: FR completely and I believe this was the perfect ending to the franchise. Loved it!

the ending was very colorful with those planes and all. very very eye pleasing.

Yes, and I love the way they kept playing with the aspect ratio

Like a 🌈

Rainbox and aspect ratio? I don't see the reference

Everything looks better with a rainbow next to it.

Oh, I see. Not everyone would agree to that

Some people chase the rainbows but always get disappointed I guess

Yah, they do, btw, we on page 850. You will probably come to know of this much later

Such a depressing start to another dull and dreary page, I'm sure

Whatever you say. I ams ure you are enjoying this.

ralf · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

Oh goodness no

Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

Oh now, I see why they are hated. Which site did yours block anyways?

I've no idea, they keep blocking all sorts of stuff. It's basically anyone who doesn't want to kowtow to the government. Hence why imgur is blocked too.

Oh ok. So, sysadmins suck. That's the general consensus?

The government is doing this, not sysadmins. Or at least the policy deciding part.

So, who the villain?

Always the govt

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is

Fluffy is an adjective

Can't it be used as a noun as well?

Sure I guess, but only because "a"+$ADJ means "a $ADJ thing"

Ok, got it. Thanks for explaining that in code. What's that? PHP?

I dunno.

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

Yah, he wants that 55" TV to UK. Good TV though. Samsung's QLED series is much better than TCLs and Hisense.

The bigger the TV, the more you can flog it for on ebay, innit

Oh, ok got it. Why not sell it on US ebay itself. You could ship it from a reshipper's warehouse or something. Does come with risks though.

I'll just ask Justin to dropship it directly

Dude, it's Dustin.

Yeah, if he'll dropshit it, that'd be perfect

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ralf · December 2025

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

Ey what? I never called you that!

I made up the German word too...

But fluffy is a good word. If you called a girl that in English she'd probably think it was cute. She might also think you were saying she was fat, it's a 50:50 outcome. But probably mostly cute. It's how we describe the nice clouds...

So, not a very safe word to use on a girl on the first date. Maybe, 3rd or 4th date material, right?

If you're using a fluffer on the first date, she's probably contractually obliged to stick around

Do i have to replace f with r for that sentence to make sense?

No

Then, I don't get the joke. reguards.

Google "fluffer". You should use incognito just in case.

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True dedication!

Or true defecation in this case

You got a way with words my man. I approve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

She single. Could bring her.

Yes, ralf has a date. If I knew the thread could turn into a matchmaking platform as well, I would have brought my best foot from the beginning. Missed opportunity ::(

I'm a bit suspicious that @Saragoldfarb is bringing along another date for me when I already have her. Seems a bit fishy.

What do you think the end play is here?

Hers or mine?

Mine.

In that case I have no idea

ralf · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Those are brands I haven't even ehard of.

Fever Tree is prem. The rest you probably have heard of, but the memory faded along with your consciousness.

Prolly. But, no, haven't heard of any of those brands, since I am only a social drinker.

Fever Tree makes non alcoholic drinks

Not interested in non-alcoholic drinks. I only occassionally drink. Why'd I spend it on non-alcoholic stuff?

Wat?

ralf · December 2025

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well, not gonna talk to myself today..

Why not?

Because he had me back then. We were chatting prolly.

Noice

Yah, it is fun. Sometimes I wish the earth was really flat. We could prolly chat in the same timezone then.

I'd be worried about falling off the edge

Fence it. Build boundaries. And when freen, dangle off the edge, see the underside.

Or you know, just stick it on a sphere and don't worry about it

Stick what on a spehere?

Your flat earth

ralf · December 2025

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Maybe he injured his fingers...

That's definitely a possibility guys. SO, if you don't see me for a few days, that's prolly it.

Will keep that in mind.

Thank you, sara. Had a weird ache in my shoulders last night. Might for real have to slow down a bit.

Maybe just use a metronome

Used a portable little massager and it's better.

You used a dildo on your shoulder?

Google portable massager.

I didn't know google had got into that market. Good for them.

ralf · December 2025

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I still wonder if it'd be safe for me to take a day off from the thread.

Sure, you don't need that tv anyway

I need that gaming PC though.

Oh, maybe I should get that. Worth more on ebay...

ralf · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Sounds like a lovely way to spend the afternoon. Don't overdo it though! Know when to call quits. Having some food to offset the alcohol intake is a sound idea.

Have half a gallon of water before you go to sleep...

And get some aspirin at hand for the morning after.

Ps. Don't mind them wankers.

Maybe throw a banana in there as well. Helps with Potassium. I have seen plenty of water and bananas usually is a good thing to prevent hangovers the next day.

i did eat a banana just now though, was eating it and read the random post. turned out to be about it.,

So, it works, right?

otherwise i always eat bananas, like 3-4 a day. i try and pick them between green and yellow, so they not too sugary. the greener banana the less it's sweetness is absorbed by the body. the greenest banana is all starch no sugar, but with time starch changes into sugar.. did you know the way to ripen a banana is to put it in a bag, so it's basked in its own "aroma"...

Yah, I have seen Indian dishes made of the green bananas, while the yellow ones are usually eaten raw or made sweet snacks out of, in some states. As for ripening them, in some parts of India, esp. the southern states, I have seen them just hung vertically, they usually just ripen within a short period. Here is the image someone shared on some platform last year:-

Are they lady fingers?

Nah, that's a man. JK> Where do you see ladyfingers in that image?

The yellow things

Nad, they are lady's bananas.

I know a thing or two about bananas and they do actually look like lady fingers to me.

ralf · December 2025

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Never a charger around when you need one.

This seems to be a universal problem.

Yea, now how to fix
? It cannot be done!

Unless, you have flying drone chargers or something that can charge themselves using wind or solar energy and can be recalled to your hand whenever you need it.

But what about when the drone run out of batteries? Do we just have even bigger flying drone chargers for them?

This:-

using wind or solar

I was gonna use my proprietary patented tech o make sure it would charge itself everyime it takes flight. Solar is backup.

That's actually the plot from News From Gardenia, the author is Keryten from Red Dwarf

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13560055-news-from-gardenia

Oh I see. Was a movie ever made?

No, it's a book

ralf · December 2025

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Watched MI: FR completely and I believe this was the perfect ending to the franchise. Loved it!

the ending was very colorful with those planes and all. very very eye pleasing.

Yes, and I love the way they kept playing with the aspect ratio

Like a 🌈

Rainbox and aspect ratio? I don't see the reference

Everything looks better with a rainbow next to it.

Oh, I see. Not everyone would agree to that

Some people chase the rainbows but always get disappointed I guess

Yah, they do, btw, we on page 850. You will probably come to know of this much later

Such a depressing start to another dull and dreary page, I'm sure

Whatever you say. I ams ure you are enjoying this.

No, I just want that tv or computer or whatever

ralf · December 2025

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