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ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs iykyk

Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

Creatine? Whats that?

I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

Just squatting a lot these days.

Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

That when you had Asian food?

Asian squats are the hard ones, sometimes called box squats here I think. But it's just the normal way of sitting comfortably in Asia without a chair. Except if you've not been doing it since you were little, it's not too comfortable and you're always slightly worried you'll fall over into the toilet.

That's usually the recommended posture to sit on your toilet. Helps clear the bowel it seems. When I was a kid, that's how our toilets were designed too. Then, we all moved to European style commodes

Yeah, but it's not fun going the other way and suddenly having to learn how to squat when you have explosive diarrhea and any slight wobble can end up with you topping into the pan

Yah, it's definitely difficult to make the switch. But, scientifically, squatting is the way we humans were meant to do it, or atleast I have been told. European commodes though are much better for older people who have arthritis and what not, making squatting extremely tough for them.

Also those with only one leg.

ralf · December 2025

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True dedication!

Or true defecation in this case

You got a way with words my man. I approve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

She single. Could bring her.

Yes, ralf has a date. If I knew the thread could turn into a matchmaking platform as well, I would have brought my best foot from the beginning. Missed opportunity ::(

I'm a bit suspicious that @Saragoldfarb is bringing along another date for me when I already have her. Seems a bit fishy.

What do you think the end play is here?

Hers or mine?

ralf · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Those are brands I haven't even ehard of.

Fever Tree is prem. The rest you probably have heard of, but the memory faded along with your consciousness.

Prolly. But, no, haven't heard of any of those brands, since I am only a social drinker.

Fever Tree makes non alcoholic drinks

ralf · December 2025

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wow.. just wow.. 1 and only commercial during UFC 323 was invitation to join ICE with up to $50k sign on bonus.. DANA WHITE (UFC leader) is such a pussy piece of shit TRUMP lover.. what a sorry fucking excuse for a human being.. OK i would understand being under pressure to come out with trump and you know, trump is an avid UFC lover, and all that shit, but running 1 commercial in all of the event and it's to join ICE, while most of your fighters are from other countries and half of them train in USA as immigrants or visitors.. wow.. 3 more fights and i feel like i don't wanna watch this shit anymore.. what an epic fail, as people used to say..

ICE has comemrcials over there? For what? Asking people to report or something?

It's for when you really need a cold drink and can't be bothered to walk over to the machine. You just call up the hotline and they bring it to the door.

Along with a deportation notice and free ticket to wherever they believe you are from, right? Free vacation is all I see then.

yeah, and you don't even need to book the time off work. win win.

ralf · December 2025

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well, not gonna talk to myself today..

Why not?

Because he had me back then. We were chatting prolly.

Noice

Yah, it is fun. Sometimes I wish the earth was really flat. We could prolly chat in the same timezone then.

I'd be worried about falling off the edge

Fence it. Build boundaries. And when freen, dangle off the edge, see the underside.

Or you know, just stick it on a sphere and don't worry about it

ralf · December 2025

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Maybe he injured his fingers...

That's definitely a possibility guys. SO, if you don't see me for a few days, that's prolly it.

Will keep that in mind.

Thank you, sara. Had a weird ache in my shoulders last night. Might for real have to slow down a bit.

Maybe just use a metronome

Used a portable little massager and it's better.

You used a dildo on your shoulder?

ralf · December 2025

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That would be bad.

Not typing would be bad, yes, esp. if you are in the social butterfly contest

So we're all butterflies I guess....

Nope, we are. You are still our one and only pink dino.

I'm still just an ugly caterpillock

What kinda metamorphosis is that? Rat to caterpillock??!

Much the same really, just more legs

ralf · December 2025

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That would be bad.

Not typing would be bad, yes, esp. if you are in the social butterfly contest

So we're all butterflies I guess....

Nope, we are. You are still our one and only pink dino.

And out of all the pink dinos we know, the most beautiful

Complete that sentence. Let the world know.

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ralf · December 2025

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I still wonder if it'd be safe for me to take a day off from the thread.

Sure, you don't need that tv anyway

noob404 · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

Oh goodness no

What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

For now... Wait till you have kids...

I think I've dodged that bullet

For how long though?

All my life I think

Oh alright. Any specific reason? Sorry, just don't answer the question if it was too personal.

Because that's approximately how long I've been alive

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ralf · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Sounds like a lovely way to spend the afternoon. Don't overdo it though! Know when to call quits. Having some food to offset the alcohol intake is a sound idea.

Have half a gallon of water before you go to sleep...

And get some aspirin at hand for the morning after.

Ps. Don't mind them wankers.

Maybe throw a banana in there as well. Helps with Potassium. I have seen plenty of water and bananas usually is a good thing to prevent hangovers the next day.

i did eat a banana just now though, was eating it and read the random post. turned out to be about it.,

What end did you start the banana from?

Obviously the middle.

Freak

noob404 · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Is Costco US/UK thing only?

I don't know what countries they actually operate in but no. I know they have a store in China for instance (although I think they used to have several and maybe only have one now).

Oh ok. China does have an alternative for almost everything the west has, right?

They have shops, sure

Costco opened in Shanghai before COVID and I think they may have closed that store. They opened a new one in Shenzhen last year, but I cba to check it out when I was there because it's just lots of stuff I don't need when I'm travelling.

You ever been to Guangzhou's famous electronics market?

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb BTW, pink thread when?

When this one dies. Cant be following this much conversation on 2 threads.

Oh, THIS is conversation now is it? Me on my own isn't good enough?

Die! Die!!!!!!!!

Killing is not nice sara XD Dont kill ralf XD

I'll try not to step on him.

It's OK as long as we agree the safe words in advance

LMAO HOW DID I PREDICT THIS

What's they keyword?

Ask the purple team. They know

Socks

And cocks.

"The socks and cocks" would be an awesome name for a band

Socks cocks + 2 smoking barrels

Ooooh the movie tie in.

I'm bored... What to watch...

It's almost certainly not your cup of tea, and it will probably be crap, but I planned to watch this tonight...

I hate these kind of movies where characters just float over trees and fight. Found them cool when I was a kid and now, find them cringe. I'd rather opt to re-watch a Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee or Donnie Yen classic

you haven't seen the Iron Monkey? Donnie Yen flies there quite a bit..

LOL! Can't remember the exact names of movies, but, they were a common scene in almost every movie out of China or Hong Kong in an era.

Even though I love Chinese films, I've still somehow not watched Crouching Tigger Hidden Dragon

Isn't that like the same flying over trees kinda movie? I'd choose a JC or Bruce Lee classic over those any day.

Yeah, but made so westeners don't hate it.

noob404 · December 2025

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Beef hotdogs is the devils work

Dunno I ever had any tbh

I would say you should try one, but... you'll get the shits if you do

Nana, not gonna bother . That ain't my niche

That's wise. They shouldn't be near anyone's niche.

LOL! Still talking about incontinent poop, I see. Yes, no one would wish it to be their "niche"

You restarted the chat about it. We'd all gone to bed and forgotten about it.

OK, then this comment marks the end of that discussion. I won't restart it

OK good, it was a shitty thread anyway

Literally, yes.

ralf · December 2025

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hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

Sounds like a lovely way to spend the afternoon. Don't overdo it though! Know when to call quits. Having some food to offset the alcohol intake is a sound idea.

Have half a gallon of water before you go to sleep...

And get some aspirin at hand for the morning after.

Ps. Don't mind them wankers.

Maybe throw a banana in there as well. Helps with Potassium. I have seen plenty of water and bananas usually is a good thing to prevent hangovers the next day.

i did eat a banana just now though, was eating it and read the random post. turned out to be about it.,

So, it works, right?

otherwise i always eat bananas, like 3-4 a day. i try and pick them between green and yellow, so they not too sugary. the greener banana the less it's sweetness is absorbed by the body. the greenest banana is all starch no sugar, but with time starch changes into sugar.. did you know the way to ripen a banana is to put it in a bag, so it's basked in its own "aroma"...

Yah, I have seen Indian dishes made of the green bananas, while the yellow ones are usually eaten raw or made sweet snacks out of, in some states. As for ripening them, in some parts of India, esp. the southern states, I have seen them just hung vertically, they usually just ripen within a short period. Here is the image someone shared on some platform last year:-

Are they lady fingers?

Nah, that's a man. JK> Where do you see ladyfingers in that image?

The yellow things

noob404 · December 2025

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Where noob at? Asleep yet?

Not dreaming of you apparently...

How'd you know? Were you hijacking my dream with whatever niche software you manage?

No, my software doesn't affect dreams and nobody dreams about using it either.

Except maybe in nightmares.

Does it cause them, or worsen them?

Probably both for anyone that has the misfortune to use it

Oh damn. Name and shame then.

noob404 · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

When did Costco become a private thingy requiring private cards and such. We still talking about costco?

Outside the US, membership is a requirement since it was introduced. I wasn't sure if it was a legal thing because they price all their stuff without tax because they're selling to trade. Nowadays they've added the tax price in a smaller font because more retail customers members shop there, but the membership is very restrictive. You have to be in certain professions to be able to join.

Oh, I didn't know any of these. I always thought they were like Walmart or Bestbuy where anyone or everyone could just barge in get your items, checkout and get back home. So, you are telling me it's only available for members? So, the Costco offers I see online are only available to those who have membership there?

Yeah, costco membership isn't cheap and you need to be in one of a few specific professions, or run a company. I was only allowed to join originally because I worked for a big US company but in the UK, which was one of their backdoor routes to membership.

Oh I see. I mean does this come with perks and is there an annual renewal fees or something like that?

noob404 · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

Way to go, on a public forum.

We might still be OK as nobody else reads this shit anyway

Ok, alright. I am sure even ChatGPT would say, "hell no" while going through some of our convo.

Actual Intelligence

Nah, not even close to that.

noob404 · December 2025

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Typical men

Yah, typical boring men. But, ralf is different.

I'm certainly atypical, but I wouldn't say I'm not boring

WHat are you then? Explain ina single word.

Me

You?

noob404 · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket proud, she takes after me

I would never... admit to that.

Dude, just let it all out...

Yah, express your feelings and all fluids or solids.

Just not into an espresso

Depends, cause many coffee beans use weirdest manure as their fertiliser. So, I guess, if that happened, the cycle would be complete

You know about civet cat coffee? Them coffee drinkers sure have some weird kinks...

Heard of it. Prolly posted that comment based on that. Now can't remember.

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

The TV as I said is lottery. BTW, any way to get it to UK without making a huge dent in your pocket?

Yeah, get dunstin to pay for postage instead.

Chances of that happening are too low. A sweater you do understand is not a 55" TV right?

Don't try to pysch me out of the tv

AT this point, it is clear to everyone, your eyes aren't on the TV

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs iykyk

Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

Creatine? Whats that?

Something you take to reduce the muscular pain after workout,.

And also you can spend an hour virtue signaling while you're mixing it beforehand

What is virtue signaling?

You're going to need to google that

Skipping that then.

ralf · December 2025

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Never a charger around when you need one.

This seems to be a universal problem.

Yea, now how to fix
? It cannot be done!

Unless, you have flying drone chargers or something that can charge themselves using wind or solar energy and can be recalled to your hand whenever you need it.

But what about when the drone run out of batteries? Do we just have even bigger flying drone chargers for them?

This:-

using wind or solar

I was gonna use my proprietary patented tech o make sure it would charge itself everyime it takes flight. Solar is backup.

That's actually the plot from News From Gardenia, the author is Keryten from Red Dwarf

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13560055-news-from-gardenia

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

Wish I could have one, that way, I could have the feeling of increasing my comment count, while I was asleep. Even though fake, it would be a wonderful feelingfor me.

Are you saying @Saragoldfarb is a fake dino?

Barney is tje fake ass dino

Is he though? There is actual proof of his existence outside LET.

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Like, they get sucked into a black hole or something.

Black holes are easier to find, the gap between the sofa cushion, that's when you have to go cavediving

True treasures hidden there. Just found a gold earring.

I hope you are kidding. Maybe take a deeper dive, you might just find something more valuable than gold - like a RAM stick maybe

Gold will always be more valuable than RAM to a woman

No to all women though. That's generalising.

The alive ones.

noob404 · December 2025

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@ralf said:

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

Oh goodness no

Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

Oh now, I see why they are hated. Which site did yours block anyways?

I've no idea, they keep blocking all sorts of stuff. It's basically anyone who doesn't want to kowtow to the government. Hence why imgur is blocked too.

Oh ok. So, sysadmins suck. That's the general consensus?

The government is doing this, not sysadmins. Or at least the policy deciding part.

So, who the villain?

ralf · December 2025

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Unless the ram is double d rate

DDRat you mean?

Sure, but you missed the innuendo

noob404 · December 2025

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is

Fluffy is an adjective

Can't it be used as a noun as well?

Sure I guess, but only because "a"+$ADJ means "a $ADJ thing"

Ok, got it. Thanks for explaining that in code. What's that? PHP?

ralf · December 2025

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Watched MI: FR completely and I believe this was the perfect ending to the franchise. Loved it!

the ending was very colorful with those planes and all. very very eye pleasing.

Yes, and I love the way they kept playing with the aspect ratio

Like a 🌈

Rainbox and aspect ratio? I don't see the reference

Everything looks better with a rainbow next to it.

Oh, I see. Not everyone would agree to that

Some people chase the rainbows but always get disappointed I guess

Yah, they do, btw, we on page 850. You will probably come to know of this much later

Such a depressing start to another dull and dreary page, I'm sure

noob404 · December 2025

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:
What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is

Fluffy is an adjective

Can't it be used as a noun as well?

If you try hard, it could also be a verb.

Fluffing has a very specific meaning though, so you might not want to admit that.

Ok got that as well. Will be careful using that in the real world.

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