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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    Beef hotdogs is the devils work

    Dunno I ever had any tbh :D

    I would say you should try one, but... you'll get the shits if you do

    Nana, not gonna bother . That ain't my niche

    That's wise. They shouldn't be near anyone's niche.

    LOL! Still talking about incontinent poop, I see. Yes, no one would wish it to be their "niche"

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    Oh I see. I elarned of this festival from you. And, that's the first I heard of it. Is it a Dustch tradition only or something, cause I haven't yet seen a provider throw a Sinterklaas special giveaway or flash sale.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Where noob at? Asleep yet?

    Not dreaming of you apparently...

    How'd you know? Were you hijacking my dream with whatever niche software you manage?

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

    Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

    Or livestream while buying them

    That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

    How does that work? Your costco or mine?

    I can travel, no problem.

    Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

    When did Costco become a private thingy requiring private cards and such. We still talking about costco?

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    Okay guys, I am gonna hand over the torch to the rat gang and the pink dino for the day. See y'all later. Gotta ago. Good night!

    don't you torch that rat gang

    Nest on fire, 🔥.

    Never ever would I do that to ralf and his rat gang. They are the engine that keeps the thread running/

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Should I piss on it?

    Would take the whole rat family though and hope none of them had anything flammable for the night.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Also, bleach. Gotta keep the place tidy.

    Bleaching also has anti-microbial effect, right?

  • noob404noob404 Member
    edited December 2025

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    @Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

    Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

    Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

    Oh no. I mean got plenty of it. Dunno why but stacked with pink stuff.

    Dino juice. Like the eco warriers are always complaining about.

    You got the eco warrior disruption issues there as well?

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Way to go, on a public forum. :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Also, bleach. Gotta keep the place tidy.

    Yeah, well I need that on the carpets near the toilet anyway

    Maybe bring the toilet closer or sit next to one if possible next time.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Typical men :)

    Yah, typical boring men. But, ralf is different.

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    @YoungDavid027 said:
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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket :D proud, she takes after me ;)

    I would never... admit to that.

    Dude, just let it all out... :)

    Yah, express your feelings and all fluids or solids.

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    The TV as I said is lottery. BTW, any way to get it to UK without making a huge dent in your pocket?

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @asong said:

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    Ordered 8 GB KVM VPS (Black Friday 2025)
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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    Something you take to reduce the muscular pain after workout,.

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    Anyone else online for a chat. I have a good feeling that we will hit page 900 today.

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    Lol, sounds like you have some experience in that field. My kid does that in the supermarket :D proud, she takes after me ;)

    I would never... admit to that.

    Dude, just let it all out... :)

    I mean I do, I just won't admit to it.

    Are you right now?

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    Yah,but, ehwn you are in a specific country that drives in a specific way, I guess, right and wrong do become objective, atleast for legal reasons.

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