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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @emgh said:

    @emgh said:

    @FAT32 said: Use your creativity to draw how you think @crunchbits (Eric) looks like in real life together with his daughter

    didn't check if it's still ongoing or anything but coming right up 5 min

    @crunchbits you have something to look forward to

    I will be on the road. my i m very excite !

    @sh97 said:

    @emgh said:

    @emgh said:

    @FAT32 said: Use your creativity to draw how you think @crunchbits (Eric) looks like in real life together with his daughter

    didn't check if it's still ongoing or anything but coming right up 5 min

    @crunchbits you have something to look forward to

    wer drawing ?

    ok im done now

    didn't realize it was suposed to be funny etc so might have made it a bit too realistic but yeah I figured why not still post it, don't be too hard on me

  • sh97sh97 Member, Host Rep

    @emgh you are the best bruddha

    Thanked by 3emgh admax lukast__
  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @sh97 said:
    @emgh you are the best bruddha

    <3 <3 <3

    Thanked by 1admax
  • kuroitkuroit Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Astro said:

    @kuroit said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @caracal said:
    Who else can we summon for another deal?

    @kuroit

    deals please, master

    2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!
    50% OFF recurring - very limited stock!

    London - https://my.kuroit.com/store/sale-offers/flash-sale-london-2vcore4gb-ram25gb-space
    Singapore - https://my.kuroit.com/store/sale-offers/flash-sale-singapore-2vcore4gb-ram25gb-space

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    annally 4 dollar? wow

  • kuroitkuroit Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    annally 4 dollar? wow

    wow indeed

  • @FAT32 said:
    Use your creativity to draw how you think @crunchbits (Eric) looks like in real life together with his daughter and post in this thread to stand a chance to purchase the above mentioned deal. Feel free to include your love or what not to @crunchbits in your drawing.

    Hold on, let me find my crayons

    It's going to be hard to finish a drawing while fighting the urge to eat them

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Decicus said: It's going to be hard

    say less

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    Such fluent Calinese—like a chorus of songbirds dancing on the breeze—enchants my every sense.

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Congrats. You won:

    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
    #                     v2025-04-20                    #
    # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    
    Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025
    
    Basic System Information:
    ---------------------------------
    Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
    Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
    CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
    AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
    VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    RAM        : 31.3 GiB
    Swap       : 4.0 GiB
    Disk       : 214.9 GiB
    Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
    Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
    VM Type    : NONE
    IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
    
    IPv4 Network Information:
    ---------------------------------
    ISP        : BitaByte LLC
    ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
    Host       : Nuyek, LLC
    Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
    Country    : United States
    
    fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
    ---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
    Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
    Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
    Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
    Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
    Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
    Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms
    
    Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
    ---------------------------------
    Test            | Value
                    |
    Single Core     | 325
    Multi Core      | 1690
    Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085
    
    

    I'll send you a DM.

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    Such fluent Calinese—like a chorus of songbirds dancing on the breeze—enchants my every sense.

    <3 <3 <3

  • Thanks @kuroit got the London location ;)

  • @sh97 said:

    @crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

    All that merch and I got nuthin.
    I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

    every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

    Did you drop your original one or just want more?

  • Too fast, after a nap they went over 20+ more pages

    Thanked by 1Blembim
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    Congrats. You won:

    > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    > #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
    > #                     v2025-04-20                    #
    > # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
    > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
    > 
    > Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025
    > 
    > Basic System Information:
    > ---------------------------------
    > Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
    > Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
    > CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
    > AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
    > VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
    > RAM        : 31.3 GiB
    > Swap       : 4.0 GiB
    > Disk       : 214.9 GiB
    > Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
    > Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
    > VM Type    : NONE
    > IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
    > 
    > IPv4 Network Information:
    > ---------------------------------
    > ISP        : BitaByte LLC
    > ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
    > Host       : Nuyek, LLC
    > Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
    > Country    : United States
    > 
    > fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
    > ---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
    > Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
    > Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
    > Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
    > Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
    > Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
    > Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms
    > 
    > Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
    > ---------------------------------
    > Test            | Value
    >                 |
    > Single Core     | 325
    > Multi Core      | 1690
    > Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085
    > 
    > 

    I'll send you a DM.

    I can smell the burning rust from here

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

    Did you drop your original one or just want more?

    Moare, always moare.

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

    Did you drop your original one or just want more?

    Didn't drop it, just want one more

    The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade (and more dicks)

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Decicus said:

    @sh97 said:

    @crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

    All that merch and I got nuthin.
    I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

    every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

    Did you drop your original one or just want more?

    Moare, always moare.

    Tropico 6 represent

    Thanked by 1Blembim
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

    Did you drop your original one or just want more?

    Didn't drop it, just want one more

    The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

    You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:

    @sh97 said:

    @crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

    All that merch and I got nuthin.
    I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

    every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

    did the input include "bulge"

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @emgh said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:

    @sh97 said:

    @crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

    All that merch and I got nuthin.
    I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

    every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

    did the input include "bulge"

    GPT has gotten really advanced.

  • emghemgh Member, Megathread Squad

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said:

    @emgh said:

    @kuroit said: 2 vCore
    4GB DDR4 RAM
    25GB NVMe
    2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

    Price: $4/mo or $36/year

    it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

    Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

    my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

    it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

    emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

    honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself :(

    Did you drop your original one or just want more?

    Didn't drop it, just want one more

    The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

    You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

    would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @Decicus said:

    @sh97 said:

    @crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

    All that merch and I got nuthin.
    I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

    every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

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