Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

emgh

@crunchbits said:

@emgh said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said: Use your creativity to draw how you think @crunchbits (Eric) looks like in real life together with his daughter

didn't check if it's still ongoing or anything but coming right up 5 min

@crunchbits you have something to look forward to

I will be on the road. my i m very excite !

@sh97 said:

@emgh said:

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said: Use your creativity to draw how you think @crunchbits (Eric) looks like in real life together with his daughter

didn't check if it's still ongoing or anything but coming right up 5 min

@crunchbits you have something to look forward to

wer drawing ?

ok im done now

didn't realize it was suposed to be funny etc so might have made it a bit too realistic but yeah I figured why not still post it, don't be too hard on me

sh97

@emgh you are the best bruddha

emgh

@sh97 said:
@emgh you are the best bruddha

kuroit

@Astro said:

@kuroit said:

@crunchbits said:

@caracal said:
Who else can we summon for another deal?

@kuroit

deals please, master

2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!
50% OFF recurring - very limited stock!

London - https://my.kuroit.com/store/sale-offers/flash-sale-london-2vcore4gb-ram25gb-space
Singapore - https://my.kuroit.com/store/sale-offers/flash-sale-singapore-2vcore4gb-ram25gb-space

emgh

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

beanman109

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

annally 4 dollar? wow

kuroit

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

emgh

@beanman109 said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

annally 4 dollar? wow

wow indeed

Decicus

@FAT32 said:
Use your creativity to draw how you think @crunchbits (Eric) looks like in real life together with his daughter and post in this thread to stand a chance to purchase the above mentioned deal. Feel free to include your love or what not to @crunchbits in your drawing.

Hold on, let me find my crayons

It's going to be hard to finish a drawing while fighting the urge to eat them

beanman109

@Decicus said: It's going to be hard

say less

emgh

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

allthemtings

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

crunchbits

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

Such fluent Calinese—like a chorus of songbirds dancing on the breeze—enchants my every sense.

emgh

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Saragoldfarb

@Penguin said:
96

Congrats. You won:

# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 31.3 GiB
Swap       : 4.0 GiB
Disk       : 214.9 GiB
Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
VM Type    : NONE
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : BitaByte LLC
ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
Host       : Nuyek, LLC
Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
Country    : United States

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 325
Multi Core      | 1690
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085

I'll send you a DM.

emgh

@crunchbits said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

Such fluent Calinese—like a chorus of songbirds dancing on the breeze—enchants my every sense.

barbaros

Thanks @kuroit got the London location

Decicus

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

allthemtings

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

nghialele

Too fast, after a nap they went over 20+ more pages

allthemtings

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Penguin said:
96

Congrats. You won:

> # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
> #                     v2025-04-20                    #
> # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
> # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> 
> Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025
> 
> Basic System Information:
> ---------------------------------
> Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
> Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
> CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
> AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
> VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
> RAM        : 31.3 GiB
> Swap       : 4.0 GiB
> Disk       : 214.9 GiB
> Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
> Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
> VM Type    : NONE
> IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
> 
> IPv4 Network Information:
> ---------------------------------
> ISP        : BitaByte LLC
> ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
> Host       : Nuyek, LLC
> Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
> Country    : United States
> 
> fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
> ---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
> Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
> Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
> Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
> Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
> Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
> Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms
> 
> Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
> ---------------------------------
> Test            | Value
>                 |
> Single Core     | 325
> Multi Core      | 1690
> Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085
> 
> 

I'll send you a DM.

I can smell the burning rust from here

Saragoldfarb

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Moare, always moare.

emgh

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade (and more dicks)

crunchbits

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

emgh

@Saragoldfarb said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Moare, always moare.

Tropico 6 represent

allthemtings

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

emgh

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

did the input include "bulge"

crunchbits

@emgh said:

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

did the input include "bulge"

GPT has gotten really advanced.

emgh

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

allthemtings

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got