Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

crunchbits

@Smigit said:

@crunchbits said:

@Smigit said:

@sh97 said:
Fun fact: did you guys know @crunchbits is from china, and Eric is just his "English name"?

Is his Chinese name Yeric?

英灵

adds up.

my i m lov mjj but they no loving me

Astro

Is there anything left I can participate in or buy right now?

_MS_

default

@caracal said:

@FAT32 said:
MAC USER DETECTED RICH

sudo apt install mac-gnome

I don't think there is such a thing as low-end apple.

caracal

@crunchbits said:
my i m lov mjj but they no loving me

life hack for mjj pls copy this
我卖23分的鸡鸡，快来

brauni

@default said:

@caracal said:

@FAT32 said:
MAC USER DETECTED RICH

sudo apt install mac-gnome

I don't think there is such a thing as low-end apple.

i once had a hackintosh, so kind of low-end apple

wadhah

@Astro said:
Is there anything left I can participate in or buy right now?

Not really, we are just having fun shitposting not actually buying anything

join in the fun, post a funny gif you found or something

sh97

@caracal said:

@crunchbits said:
my i m lov mjj but they no loving me

life hack for mjj pls copy this
我卖23分的鸡鸡，快来

He peeps and pauses your cock.

nullnothere

@wadhah said:

@AlexBarakov said:

@Smigit said:

@crunchbits said:

@wadhah said:

@crunchbits said: Okay waking up.

For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners
2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Are you paying for these or are these a hostage swapping situation where you give Alpha some TBs and he gives you some TBs?

I don't even know. I assumed paying, since @AlexBarakov is actually my idol.

@nullnothere said:

@crunchbits said: For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners

2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Thanks for this (and I'm really surprised that a null passed the not-null check even with AIs - there's a flaw to exploit).

It's totally rigged (and I appreciate the rigging in lieu for all the extra specials you're already rigging for me on that special deal which I already one - at least for that one I worked a bit and so have no shame in accepting a prize, while in this case, I merely copy-pasted a great work of art for which I deserve no credit).

I'd like to transfer my riggings to @sh97 for all the hard work he's doing behind the scenes for CrankBiz. He definitely needs extra storage for all the art he's going to host.

If there's no objection, please pass it on to @sh97 - it's good for him to have some loot beyond @crunchbits Eric boss' reach

If my giving it away to @sh97 is considered rigging (it obviously is, since he said he'll give me an extra 100TB storage on that picture-drawing prize giveaway) and he doesn't want it (I mean if he can give me extra 100TB as spare change, imagine what he has access to!) then please just add it to your next drawing and pick one more for the fun!

Thanks as always for your very generous giveaways (one is more than enough for me, let others have their share of luck).

Hmmmm..... objection...objection...

I think we can let it pass

Including the 100TB SH97 is slipping em?

Seems like there’s some dodgy wheeling-n-dealing

How do I get in your signature?

Hello I am @Smigit 's agent, I heard you were prepared to send my client a 0.23$ offer for a spot at his signature for one year?

What! You already abandoned CrankBiz and the exclusivity that it required? Traitor.

_MS_

@wadhah said:

@Astro said:
Is there anything left I can participate in or buy right now?

Not really, we are just having fun shitposting not actually buying anything

join in the fun, post a funny gif you found or something

@emgh

caracal

@caracal said:

@crunchbits said:
my i m lov mjj but they no loving me

life hack for mjj pls copy this
我卖23分的鸡鸡，快来

This was my thousandth like, just great..

Umcookies

@MS said:

I wouldn't have it any other way, the shit posting gives me a good laugh.
My horde of deals give me the sads

Blembim

Smigit

@nullnothere said:

@wadhah said:

@AlexBarakov said:

@Smigit said:

@crunchbits said:

@wadhah said:

@crunchbits said: Okay waking up.

For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners
2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Are you paying for these or are these a hostage swapping situation where you give Alpha some TBs and he gives you some TBs?

I don't even know. I assumed paying, since @AlexBarakov is actually my idol.

@nullnothere said:

@crunchbits said: For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners

2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Thanks for this (and I'm really surprised that a null passed the not-null check even with AIs - there's a flaw to exploit).

It's totally rigged (and I appreciate the rigging in lieu for all the extra specials you're already rigging for me on that special deal which I already one - at least for that one I worked a bit and so have no shame in accepting a prize, while in this case, I merely copy-pasted a great work of art for which I deserve no credit).

I'd like to transfer my riggings to @sh97 for all the hard work he's doing behind the scenes for CrankBiz. He definitely needs extra storage for all the art he's going to host.

If there's no objection, please pass it on to @sh97 - it's good for him to have some loot beyond @crunchbits Eric boss' reach

If my giving it away to @sh97 is considered rigging (it obviously is, since he said he'll give me an extra 100TB storage on that picture-drawing prize giveaway) and he doesn't want it (I mean if he can give me extra 100TB as spare change, imagine what he has access to!) then please just add it to your next drawing and pick one more for the fun!

Thanks as always for your very generous giveaways (one is more than enough for me, let others have their share of luck).

Hmmmm..... objection...objection...

I think we can let it pass

Including the 100TB SH97 is slipping em?

Seems like there’s some dodgy wheeling-n-dealing

How do I get in your signature?

Hello I am @Smigit 's agent, I heard you were prepared to send my client a 0.23$ offer for a spot at his signature for one year?

What! You already abandoned CrankBiz and the exclusivity that it required? Traitor.

Australia’s outside the 50KM non-compete radius in his contract

oloke

@sh97 said:

@caracal said:

@crunchbits said:
my i m lov mjj but they no loving me

life hack for mjj pls copy this
我卖23分的鸡鸡，快来

He peeps and pauses your cock.

sounds pretty accurate

beanman109

Blembim

@beanman109 said:

kirk fisher in ur area

wadhah

@nullnothere said:

@wadhah said:

@AlexBarakov said:

@Smigit said:

@crunchbits said:

@wadhah said:

@crunchbits said: Okay waking up.

For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners
2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Are you paying for these or are these a hostage swapping situation where you give Alpha some TBs and he gives you some TBs?

I don't even know. I assumed paying, since @AlexBarakov is actually my idol.

@nullnothere said:

@crunchbits said: For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners

2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Thanks for this (and I'm really surprised that a null passed the not-null check even with AIs - there's a flaw to exploit).

It's totally rigged (and I appreciate the rigging in lieu for all the extra specials you're already rigging for me on that special deal which I already one - at least for that one I worked a bit and so have no shame in accepting a prize, while in this case, I merely copy-pasted a great work of art for which I deserve no credit).

I'd like to transfer my riggings to @sh97 for all the hard work he's doing behind the scenes for CrankBiz. He definitely needs extra storage for all the art he's going to host.

If there's no objection, please pass it on to @sh97 - it's good for him to have some loot beyond @crunchbits Eric boss' reach

If my giving it away to @sh97 is considered rigging (it obviously is, since he said he'll give me an extra 100TB storage on that picture-drawing prize giveaway) and he doesn't want it (I mean if he can give me extra 100TB as spare change, imagine what he has access to!) then please just add it to your next drawing and pick one more for the fun!

Thanks as always for your very generous giveaways (one is more than enough for me, let others have their share of luck).

Hmmmm..... objection...objection...

I think we can let it pass

Including the 100TB SH97 is slipping em?

Seems like there’s some dodgy wheeling-n-dealing

How do I get in your signature?

Hello I am @Smigit 's agent, I heard you were prepared to send my client a 0.23$ offer for a spot at his signature for one year?

What! You already abandoned CrankBiz and the exclusivity that it required? Traitor.

I'm just trying to get my client the best deadpool deal he can, @Smigit 's signature space is a very rare commodity that a lot of hosts are competing for and @AlexBarakov deserves to be there, if he pays up

muffin

Smigit

@wadhah said:

@nullnothere said:

@wadhah said:

@AlexBarakov said:

@Smigit said:

@crunchbits said:

@wadhah said:

@crunchbits said: Okay waking up.

For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners
2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Are you paying for these or are these a hostage swapping situation where you give Alpha some TBs and he gives you some TBs?

I don't even know. I assumed paying, since @AlexBarakov is actually my idol.

@nullnothere said:

@crunchbits said: For the 5x AlphaVPS 1yr 1TB storage VPS winners

2 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 1TB HDD / 3TB BW:

Thanks for this (and I'm really surprised that a null passed the not-null check even with AIs - there's a flaw to exploit).

It's totally rigged (and I appreciate the rigging in lieu for all the extra specials you're already rigging for me on that special deal which I already one - at least for that one I worked a bit and so have no shame in accepting a prize, while in this case, I merely copy-pasted a great work of art for which I deserve no credit).

I'd like to transfer my riggings to @sh97 for all the hard work he's doing behind the scenes for CrankBiz. He definitely needs extra storage for all the art he's going to host.

If there's no objection, please pass it on to @sh97 - it's good for him to have some loot beyond @crunchbits Eric boss' reach

If my giving it away to @sh97 is considered rigging (it obviously is, since he said he'll give me an extra 100TB storage on that picture-drawing prize giveaway) and he doesn't want it (I mean if he can give me extra 100TB as spare change, imagine what he has access to!) then please just add it to your next drawing and pick one more for the fun!

Thanks as always for your very generous giveaways (one is more than enough for me, let others have their share of luck).

Hmmmm..... objection...objection...

I think we can let it pass

Including the 100TB SH97 is slipping em?

Seems like there’s some dodgy wheeling-n-dealing

How do I get in your signature?

Hello I am @Smigit 's agent, I heard you were prepared to send my client a 0.23$ offer for a spot at his signature for one year?

What! You already abandoned CrankBiz and the exclusivity that it required? Traitor.

I'm just trying to get my client the best deadpool deal he can, @Smigit 's signature space is a very rare commodity that a lot of hosts are competing for and @AlexBarakov deserves to be there, if he pays up

This is why you’re worth the big bucks.

emgh

@MS said:

@wadhah said:

@Astro said:
Is there anything left I can participate in or buy right now?

Not really, we are just having fun shitposting not actually buying anything

join in the fun, post a funny gif you found or something

@emgh

Take it back

oloke

@Blembim said:

Romania IGNOR
South Africa ENDOR

at the party

sh97

@muffin said:

Adding to ihostart.de

Blembim

@oloke said:

@Blembim said:

Romania IGNOR
South Africa ENDOR

at the party

steal from ihos tart discord

oloke

It's rather nice of him

beanman109

@muffin said:

Blembim

@oloke said:

It's rather nice of him

sir i'd like to tax evolution too

crunchbits

Final AlphaVPS storage winner: @wadhah

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