Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

Penguin

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Penguin said:
96

Congrats. You won:

I'll send you a DM.

Thanks!

caracal

@kuroit said: Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!

How many?

allthemtings

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

Out of principle yes, its a scam they even added this addition when originally you got it included for free

kuroit

@caracal said:

@kuroit said: Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!

How many?

wadhah

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

for some reason my eyes are not drawn to the lambo

daddy

barbaros

@caracal said:

@kuroit said: Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!

How many?

69

barbaros

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

Why did his zipper left open?

Penguin

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@sh97 said:

@crunchbits said: We have a pile of misplaced merch that needs something to do so we can reclaim a desk.

All that merch and I got nuthin.
I DEMAND JUSTICE @beanman109 @allthemtings @wadhah @Blembim @Decicus @FAT32

every time I ask, Eric just replies with a picture of a new lambo he got

@crunchbits starring in Magnum, P.I.

emgh

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

Out of principle yes, its a scam they even added this addition when originally you got it included for free

tbh yes

I'm thinking about dumping it for an Advance-1 with 128 GB RAM but that'd cost me about the same as 1x Rise-S and 1x Rise-S-2 with a CPU that's weaker than a single Rise-S. Although, DC disks.

But yes, it honestly hurts buying a marked up version just because I use private networking. Especially since I think I'll be capped to 1Gbit through it (not sure) and not be able to use the 25Gbit download that I'll likely get. Double downgrade.

Smigit

@kuroit said:

@caracal said:

@kuroit said: Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!

How many?

Took me a while to work it out TBH. I must have tried 42 different incarnations of 69 before I realised it probably wasn’t to do with this thread.

emgh

And it feels like there's a few people out there with a Rise-S that if they just saw my posts they'd happily trade it for a S2 with some extra renewal time if they don't use the private networking so that's why I won't give up

Existential crisis

FAT32

I almost pressed the buy button until I realise I have so many VPS with Kuroit

Astro

can we do trades now? Anyone wanna give me the crunch dedi in exchange of alphavps 7/yr and solidseo dedi in toronto?

allthemtings

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

Out of principle yes, its a scam they even added this addition when originally you got it included for free

tbh yes

I'm thinking about dumping it for an Advance-1 with 128 GB RAM but that'd cost me about the same as 1x Rise-S and 1x Rise-S-2 with a CPU that's weaker than a single Rise-S. Although, DC disks.

But yes, it honestly hurts buying a marked up version just because I use private networking. Especially since I think I'll be capped to 1Gbit through it (not sure) and not be able to use the 25Gbit download that I'll likely get. Double downgrade.

Advnce-1 is a beast tbh i swear you had one not long ago lol

emgh

I just noticed sometimes I can barely load profile pages (randomly)

noticed it's because of embed like this

https://qu.ax/HkMZy.png

sometimes instant sometimes just never loads

Smigit

@FAT32 said:
I almost pressed the buy button until I realise I have so many VPS with Kuroit

Yeah same, including the same Singapore plan at the same $2 which is idling

emgh

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

Out of principle yes, its a scam they even added this addition when originally you got it included for free

tbh yes

I'm thinking about dumping it for an Advance-1 with 128 GB RAM but that'd cost me about the same as 1x Rise-S and 1x Rise-S-2 with a CPU that's weaker than a single Rise-S. Although, DC disks.

But yes, it honestly hurts buying a marked up version just because I use private networking. Especially since I think I'll be capped to 1Gbit through it (not sure) and not be able to use the 25Gbit download that I'll likely get. Double downgrade.

Advnce-1 is a beast tbh i swear you had one not long ago lol

Yeah, replaced with Rise-S I think, might have had something in-betweeen but I'm fairly sure I went Advance-1 > Rise-S. Plan was to just keep adding Rise-S whenever needed but that plan went to shit.

Astro

@emgh said:
I just noticed sometimes I can barely load profile pages (randomly)

noticed it's because of embed like this

https://qu.ax/HkMZy.png

sometimes instant sometimes just never loads

nice domain

crunchbits

@Astro said:
can we do trades now? Anyone wanna give me the crunch dedi in exchange of alphavps 7/yr and solidseo dedi in toronto?

I recommend you try to bribe @sh97

He loves gajak

allthemtings

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

Out of principle yes, its a scam they even added this addition when originally you got it included for free

tbh yes

I'm thinking about dumping it for an Advance-1 with 128 GB RAM but that'd cost me about the same as 1x Rise-S and 1x Rise-S-2 with a CPU that's weaker than a single Rise-S. Although, DC disks.

But yes, it honestly hurts buying a marked up version just because I use private networking. Especially since I think I'll be capped to 1Gbit through it (not sure) and not be able to use the 25Gbit download that I'll likely get. Double downgrade.

Advnce-1 is a beast tbh i swear you had one not long ago lol

Yeah, replaced with Rise-S I think, might have had something in-betweeen but I'm fairly sure I went Advance-1 > Rise-S. Plan was to just keep adding Rise-S whenever needed but that plan went to shit.

Try mr ovh himself @TomasSystems he has every ovh server idling (even ks-a wow amazing cool everyone should ask for transfer)

admax

@allthemtings said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Penguin said:
96

Congrats. You won:

> > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> > #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
> > #                     v2025-04-20                    #
> > # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
> > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> > 
> > Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025
> > 
> > Basic System Information:
> > ---------------------------------
> > Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
> > Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
> > CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
> > AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
> > VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
> > RAM        : 31.3 GiB
> > Swap       : 4.0 GiB
> > Disk       : 214.9 GiB
> > Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
> > Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
> > VM Type    : NONE
> > IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
> > 
> > IPv4 Network Information:
> > ---------------------------------
> > ISP        : BitaByte LLC
> > ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
> > Host       : Nuyek, LLC
> > Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
> > Country    : United States
> > 
> > fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
> > ---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
> > Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
> > Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
> > Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
> > Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
> > Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
> > Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms
> > 
> > Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
> > ---------------------------------
> > Test            | Value
> >                 |
> > Single Core     | 325
> > Multi Core      | 1690
> > Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085
> > 
> > 

I'll send you a DM.

I can smell the burning rust from here

It really is 96!

emgh

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said:

@emgh said:

@kuroit said: 2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

it s possible full fix make monthly yearly ? deepest reguards

Yes sir! with promocode, it will be $2/mo and $18/yr anyway

my it s meaning 4 / yr possibel ?

it s quite possibel my it s in returning pay 3 yearlings

emgh horny for deal no rise-s for him

honestly yes I'd be open to buying a rise-s-1 and renew it for a resonable bonus time and transfer if someone were to transfer me a rise-s, sadly I think not a lot of people here have a FR Rise-S and so my it s stuck jerking off by myself

Did you drop your original one or just want more?

Didn't drop it, just want one more

The alternative is either getting a Rise-S-2 which would suck or dropping it and getting an Advance-1. SUCKS that they don't offer the Rise-S-xyz with 2x the RAM I would have paid more than resonable for that upgrade

You see this guy? Mr money bags @beanman109

would mr money bags beg on LET for a Rise-S for like a week instead of buying the Rise-S-2? Exactly

Out of principle yes, its a scam they even added this addition when originally you got it included for free

tbh yes

I'm thinking about dumping it for an Advance-1 with 128 GB RAM but that'd cost me about the same as 1x Rise-S and 1x Rise-S-2 with a CPU that's weaker than a single Rise-S. Although, DC disks.

But yes, it honestly hurts buying a marked up version just because I use private networking. Especially since I think I'll be capped to 1Gbit through it (not sure) and not be able to use the 25Gbit download that I'll likely get. Double downgrade.

Advnce-1 is a beast tbh i swear you had one not long ago lol

Yeah, replaced with Rise-S I think, might have had something in-betweeen but I'm fairly sure I went Advance-1 > Rise-S. Plan was to just keep adding Rise-S whenever needed but that plan went to shit.

Try mr ovh himself @TomasSystems he has every ovh server idling (even ks-a wow amazing cool everyone should ask for transfer)

I think he uses vRacks a lot so to him, getting an S-2 back will likely not be an option tbh

Smigit

Ok in my head I think I know how I’ll approach this drawing challenge. In my head it’ll resemble the left in its majesty, once I put pen to paper I expect I’ll get the right

sh97

@crunchbits said: He loves gajak

I'm more of an unniappam guy

Saragoldfarb

@admax said:

@allthemtings said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Penguin said:
96

Congrats. You won:

> > > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> > > #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
> > > #                     v2025-04-20                    #
> > > # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
> > > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> > > 
> > > Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025
> > > 
> > > Basic System Information:
> > > ---------------------------------
> > > Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
> > > Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
> > > CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
> > > AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
> > > VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
> > > RAM        : 31.3 GiB
> > > Swap       : 4.0 GiB
> > > Disk       : 214.9 GiB
> > > Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
> > > Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
> > > VM Type    : NONE
> > > IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
> > > 
> > > IPv4 Network Information:
> > > ---------------------------------
> > > ISP        : BitaByte LLC
> > > ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
> > > Host       : Nuyek, LLC
> > > Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
> > > Country    : United States
> > > 
> > > fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
> > > ---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
> > > Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
> > > Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
> > > Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
> > > Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
> > > Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
> > > Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms
> > > 
> > > Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
> > > ---------------------------------
> > > Test            | Value
> > >                 |
> > > Single Core     | 325
> > > Multi Core      | 1690
> > > Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085
> > > 
> > > 

I'll send you a DM.

I can smell the burning rust from here

It really is 96!

inspain

80

NHNHNH000

quiet

Astro

@sh97 brudda gajak, rewari and Ras malai. Whatever you want. It’s ready.

NaughtyWombat

@kuroit said:

@Astro said:

@kuroit said:

@crunchbits said:

@caracal said:
Who else can we summon for another deal?

@kuroit

deals please, master

2 vCore
4GB DDR4 RAM
25GB NVMe
2TB Traffic @ 10G Uplink

Price: $4/mo or $36/year

Promocode - YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAGES!!
50% OFF recurring - very limited stock!

London - https://my.kuroit.com/store/sale-offers/flash-sale-london-2vcore4gb-ram25gb-space
Singapore - https://my.kuroit.com/store/sale-offers/flash-sale-singapore-2vcore4gb-ram25gb-space

Expired....

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@Saragoldfarb said:

@admax said:

@allthemtings said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@Penguin said:
96

Congrats. You won:

> > > > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> > > > #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
> > > > #                     v2025-04-20                    #
> > > > # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
> > > > # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> > > > 
> > > > Tue Apr 22 08:17:52 AM UTC 2025
> > > > 
> > > > Basic System Information:
> > > > ---------------------------------
> > > > Uptime     : 38 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
> > > > Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 4180
> > > > CPU cores  : 12 @ 2600.156 MHz
> > > > AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
> > > > VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
> > > > RAM        : 31.3 GiB
> > > > Swap       : 4.0 GiB
> > > > Disk       : 214.9 GiB
> > > > Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS
> > > > Kernel     : 6.8.0-55-generic
> > > > VM Type    : NONE
> > > > IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
> > > > 
> > > > IPv4 Network Information:
> > > > ---------------------------------
> > > > ISP        : BitaByte LLC
> > > > ASN        : AS11117 Nuyek, LLC
> > > > Host       : Nuyek, LLC
> > > > Location   : Pierron, Illinois (IL)
> > > > Country    : United States
> > > > 
> > > > fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/mapper/vg0-root):
> > > > ---------------------------------                                                                     Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 55.57 MB/s   (13.8k) | 82.64 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Write      | 55.68 MB/s   (13.9k) | 83.08 MB/s    (1.2k)                                              Total      | 111.25 MB/s  (27.8k) | 165.72 MB/s   (2.5k)                                                         |                      |                                                                   Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)                                                ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----                                               Read       | 66.56 MB/s     (130) | 63.41 MB/s      (61)                                              Write      | 69.95 MB/s     (136) | 67.92 MB/s      (66)                                              Total      | 136.51 MB/s    (266) | 131.33 MB/s    (127)                                              iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):                                                                    ---------------------------------                                                                     Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping                -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----                Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 27.2 Mbits/sec  | 67.1 Mbits/sec  | 105 ms
> > > > Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 44.7 Mbits/sec  | 464 Mbits/sec   | 114 ms
> > > > Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 16.6 Mbits/sec  | 81.9 Mbits/sec  | 221 ms
> > > > Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 62.8 Mbits/sec  | 109 Mbits/sec   | 217 ms
> > > > Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 68.3 Mbits/sec  | 122 Mbits/sec   | 49.5 ms
> > > > Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 99.0 Mbits/sec  | 120 Mbits/sec   | 36.4 ms
> > > > Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 51.6 Mbits/sec  | 74.7 Mbits/sec  | 149 ms
> > > > 
> > > > Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
> > > > ---------------------------------
> > > > Test            | Value
> > > >                 |
> > > > Single Core     | 325
> > > > Multi Core      | 1690
> > > > Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11632085
> > > > 
> > > > 

I'll send you a DM.

I can smell the burning rust from here

It really is 96!

69 is understandable, but 96?! Come on! That's [like] the ugliest number ever!

What baffles me is why in the name of anything beautiful would one ever think of such number?! And to make it even more weird, 2 (two) people thought of this number, back to back: the organiser and the winner.

If I would not be a respectful troll, I would call this rigged. But I won't.