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[LET's 2024 #1 TOP PROVIDER*] Free VPSes, Shirts, Hoodies, and Firearms! -- Final Yearly VPS Chance!
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Excellent luck. As a Crunchbits VIP maybe @skorupion will work something out under the table with you?
@ehab something for ya here
// I heard no pants required.
What does she/he like? Any *** I should take with me?
@FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!
image made me like this
@FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!
Technically, @crunchbits is the most popular VPS provider.
(But it was as good as a tie anyway
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Indeed! Kudos to @crunchbits for the VPS crown this year, well deserved! And of course congrats to all the other winners too, especially @jar!
YAAY, more chickens! Thank you!
This is very nice!
Declares themselves the winner of a community voting event ahead of time, using the claim for advertising purposes. Throws a forward-looking disclaimer in, calls it good. Loses. 💀
Since MXroute only offers email hosting I guess you could say technically they ARE the TOP1 providers for VPSes...
@crunchbits Congrats on your win!
@crunchbits where are the giveaways
Welcome back!😀🙏
OR, has a great sense of humor by posting a fun and effective promo and a generous giveaway of his own, calls himself the #1 top provider, fully with tongue-in-cheek, and throws a hilariously worded disclaimer in along with regular clever banter showing he doesn't take himself seriously, provides excellent services at a great price to people who then go vote for him, and then calls it good. Comes in a close second place overall, but actually first place for VPS providers. Not too shabby.
Glass half empty, glass half full. Either way works.
Interested and excited in OKC too! Congrats on the Top Provider btw
@crunchbits Congrats on your new Roles/tag
Anyone know when the VPS will restock?
I want to buy 2 VPS in Allentown, VA
I have on good authority that Allentown will be available in the next week or two 👀
Congratulations for the Top Host victory @crunchbits !
Right now I see 14x 1.5GB: $11.69/yr or $29.97/3yr and 18 x 4.5GB: $22.69/yr or $58.69/3yr...
Big Storage VPS are also available
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I'm more interested in the NVMe VPS (Allentown, PA) @crunchbits
If I understood correctly you order one of the Spokane VPS right now and then when Allentown goes live you can get migrated? At least you need to have one yearly before Feb 1.
Congrats on the tp provider tag, @crunchbits
Congrats on the top provider tag @crunchbits ❤️
Hell of a job on the win! No-bribes-barred all out and you got it done.
I usually look forward to a @jlet88 post because it's generally balanced, logic-based, and very well-written. The fact that you got this makes me feel good that my tongue-in-cheek approach didn't hit too far off the mark
Especially the fact that I took a generic quarterly earnings report forward-looking financial disclaimer and applied it here.
All I ever want to do is right by our customers. Continually improve services and offer value. If we can also have a good time while doing so: even better. Half the time we're having convos about intricacies of different file systems (shout out to @nullnothere ), our first *86 computers, or comfy DOS games. The rest of the time are some hilarious AI-generated chickens in datacenters or @MannDude's daily memes.
I believe there is something nice about being approachable and flexible, something you aren't going to get with a massive publicly-traded provider.
EDIT:
Will be doing the drawings later today. No exact ETA.