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ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
The challenges of life are the best teachers that impart wisdom to us
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why did the photograph go to jail? It was framed.
When we face challenges, we discover strength within ourselves that we didn't know existed before
Challenges remind us that we have untapped strength
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
What did one pen say to the other? You're ink-redable.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
What do you call a fake father? A faux pa.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
In every obstacle, we find the potential to grow better
We become tougher when facing challenges with an open heart
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why did the man cut his camping trip short? It was in tents.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up without help? It was two-tired.
What do you call a VPS that's down?
An out-of-server experience!
What's the difference between a VPS and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family!
What did the VPS say to the API?
"Let's get REST-ful tonight!"
Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.
Order Number: 8271860817
Invoice ID：#9439484
Thanks!
I'm using my phone to posts here..
Why did the VPS get a speeding ticket?
It was exceeding the bandwidth limit!
Happy new year everyone
Legend!
Well, the legent holds 6th place... He still might take Frankies TV
What?
Nah, I'm not aiming anything. Just post when there is nothing todo, so I could smoke less..
“My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year.”
― Haruki Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase