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“Look beyond yourself..”
― Michael Jackson
“Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, "Make me feel important." Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.”
― Mary Kay Ash
“I failed to communicate, that's why I chose to leave”
― Bob Dylan
“I have a theory about marriage, Monsieur Boustouler. And it's that nearly always you will know within two weeks if it's going to work. It's astonishing how many people remain shackled for years, decades even, in a protracted and mutual state of self-delusion and false hope when in fact they had their answer in those first two weeks.”
― Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed
“Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras.”
― Bob Ong
“Don't let your luggage define your travels, each life unravels differently.”
― Shane Koyczan
“It is our wounds that create in us a desire to reach for miracles. The fulfillment of such miracles depends on whether we let our wounds pull us down or lift us up towards our dreams.”
― Jocelyn Soriano, Mend My Broken Heart
“It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
“You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy
still not on page 2024
welcome to page 190
one nine zero
welcome to page 190
I just meant that if you are participating in the main even from your phone, cause typing and formatting on a phone isn't exactly easy.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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How can you spot a baby snake? It's got a rattle.
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When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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Where do polar bears vote? At the North Pole.
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Why don't cats tell a lot of stories? They only have one tail.
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I excel at sleeping. I can even do it with my eyes closed.
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Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
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The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.