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  • SPACE FACTS

    In 2006, the International Astronomical Union reclassified Pluto as a dwarf planet.

    This is because Pluto does not gravitationally dominate the neighborhood around its orbit.

  • SPACE FACTS

    There are 5 Dwarf Planets recognized in our Solar System.

    The Dwarf Planets are Ceres, Makemake, Haumea, Eris and Pluto.

  • SPACE FACTS

    Mars is the most likely planet in our solar system to be hospitable to life.

    In 1986, NASA found what they believe may be fossils of microscopic living organisms in a rock recovered from the surface of Mars.

  • SPACE FACTS

    Halley’s Comet will pass over Earth again on July 26, 2061.

    This space fact is one for kids to look forward to!

    The famous comet was last seen on February 9, 1986, and only orbits the Earth once every 75 – 76 years.

  • SPACE FACTS

    There is a planet half the radius of the Earth with a surface made up of diamonds.

    55 Cancri e has a mass eight times that of Earth’s despite having half the radius, and may very well have a surface made up of graphite and diamonds.

  • SPACE FACTS

    Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story has actually been to outer space!

    Buzz Lightyear spent 15 months onboard the International Space Station and returned to Earth on September 11, 2009.

  • Now, let's make it fun. Frank has been sharing some clever jokes. Made my day yesterday. Now, I am gonna share some bad jokes that are actually funny. Or, atleast, I find them funny, prolly cause I have a low bar for bad jokes.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    Why can't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    What kind of sandals do frogs prefer? Open toad.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    How do birds learn how to fly? They wing it.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? Wrap.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    I don't like artists. They tend to be sketchy.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    Did you hear about the pasta that got locked out of the house? Gnocci.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    I once bought a hat for my leg. It was a kneecap.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    What's the best way to put a spaceship to sleep? Rocket.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant. The manager says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    What causes dry skin? A towel.

  • ACTUALLY FUNNY BAD JOKES

    What do you call a bug that can't make a decision? A may-bee.

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