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DatabaseByDesign's Freedom Day Dedi Special

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  • @DatabaseByDesignLLC OK Scott you Yeti pemus lickin son of a duochebag, You said pending orders yesterday or last night right? Cough it up you tight ass. I want one of my servers so I load all my tentacle porn on it dammit!!!!!!

    People are awaiting the newest stuffs and I can not upload cause no fricken server. Do NOT make me drive to your house and check your closets for my shit man!

    I even bought the expensive ones on top of it!!!!!

  • @AuroraZ maybe offering him coke to make up for the sleep deficit will make him work faster.

  • @MagicalTrain said:
    @AuroraZ maybe offering him coke to make up for the sleep deficit will make him work faster.

    I just offered not to search his house, now you think he needs a coke? He already has all my beer and pizza monies, what more is he going to want? My first born? I have no children, lucky for them.

  • I was told there would be deals here...

    Thanked by 1Junkless
  • @DatabaseByDesignLLC waiting for provision, are you still cleaning up the crap?

  • @MagicalTrain said:
    @AuroraZ offering him coke

    ding ding ding!!!!! we have a winner.

  • @DatabaseByDesignLLC said:

    @MagicalTrain said:
    @AuroraZ offering him coke

    ding ding ding!!!!! we have a winner.

    Hey you got all my beer and pizza money go buy yourself a coke.

  • WSSWSS Member

    @DatabaseByDesignLLC said:

    @MagicalTrain said:
    @AuroraZ offering him coke

    ding ding ding!!!!! we have a winner.

    Wana tell your whore of a WHMCS to stop threatening to suspend me for my shitty two fuckshit hosts I presigned up for- or do I gotta mansplain it to you again?

  • WSSWSS Member

    I think @AuroraZ has come down with internet tourettes.

    FUCK SALT.

    Thanked by 1jar
  • @WSS said:
    I think @AuroraZ has come down with internet tourettes.

    FUCK SALT.

    More like lack of beeritus you fucken Blonde Yeti.

  • @WSS said:
    .... or do I gotta mansplain it to you again?

    TRIGGERED!!!! I need my safe space god dammit.

    Thanked by 1WSS
  • @DatabaseByDesignLLC Scott dammit don't make me send in a ticket. You won't like me if I send in a ticket!

  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran

    Thanked by 1WSS
  • OK @DatabaseByDesignLLC Scott you are off the hook for now that is, I am sure before this month is over I shall curse you some more for my beer and pizza money!!!

  • eva2000eva2000 Veteran

    LOL this thread is hilariously epic ! Someone should update 1st post with latest offers available :)

  • eva2000 said: eva2000 Member

    10:37AM FlagThanks
    LOL this thread is hilariously epic ! Someone should update 1st post with latest offers available :)>

    Y'know I would..... but I'm busy pulling together extra funds to buy my share in the Group Buy.

  • agoldenbergagoldenberg Member, Host Rep

    This is probably one of the best threads I've seen a provider participate in in a long time.

    Not only that he's cool as fuck and spitting deals!

  • Little Benchy in case someone cares:

    System Info
    -----------
    Processor   : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E3-1270 V2 @ 3.50GHz
    CPU Cores   : 8
    Frequency   : 3500.143 MHz
    Memory      : 32211 MB
    Swap        : 16111 MB
    Uptime      : 45 min,
    
    OS      : CentOS release 6.9 (Final)
    Arch        : x86_64 (64 Bit)
    Kernel      : 2.6.32-696.6.3.el6.x86_64
    Hostname    : localhost.localdomain
    
    
    Speedtest (IPv4 only)
    ---------------------
    Your public IPv4 is: Blonde Yeti's Suck Balls
    
    Location        Provider    Speed
    CDN         Cachefly    15.0MB/s
    
    Atlanta, GA, US     Coloat      27.5MB/s 
    Dallas, TX, US      Softlayer   33.4MB/s 
    Seattle, WA, US     Softlayer   18.6MB/s 
    San Jose, CA, US    Softlayer   18.2MB/s 
    Washington, DC, US  Softlayer   4.29MB/s 
    
    Tokyo, Japan        Linode      8.64MB/s 
    Singapore       Softlayer   5.85MB/s 
    
    Rotterdam, Netherlands  id3.net     5.70MB/s
    Haarlem, Netherlands    Leaseweb    29.1MB/s 
    
    
    Disk Speed
    ----------
    I/O (1st run)   : 436 MB/s
    I/O (2nd run)   : 430 MB/s
    I/O (3rd run)   : 427 MB/s
    Average I/O : 431 MB/s
    
    Thanked by 1MasonR
  • lurchlurch Member
    edited July 2017

    @DatabaseByDesignLLC in your pile of crap do you have a dual quad core that's supports AES 8gb ram 2x small disks you can do quarterly?

  • how many more orders you need, I pay digitalocean $10 a mo, may be it's time to move to a Dedicated Server

  • @AuroraZ said:
    Little Benchy in case someone cares:

    System Info
    -----------
    Processor : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E3-1270 V2 @ 3.50GHz
    CPU Cores : 8
    Frequency : 3500.143 MHz
    Memory        : 32211 MB
    Swap      : 16111 MB
    Uptime        : 45 min,
    
    OS        : CentOS release 6.9 (Final)
    Arch      : x86_64 (64 Bit)
    Kernel        : 2.6.32-696.6.3.el6.x86_64
    Hostname  : localhost.localdomain
    
    
    Speedtest (IPv4 only)
    ---------------------
    Your public IPv4 is: Blonde Yeti's Suck Balls
    
    Location      Provider    Speed
    CDN           Cachefly    15.0MB/s
    
    Atlanta, GA, US       Coloat      27.5MB/s 
    Dallas, TX, US        Softlayer   33.4MB/s 
    Seattle, WA, US       Softlayer   18.6MB/s 
    San Jose, CA, US  Softlayer   18.2MB/s 
    Washington, DC, US    Softlayer   4.29MB/s 
    
    Tokyo, Japan      Linode      8.64MB/s 
    Singapore         Softlayer   5.85MB/s 
    
    Rotterdam, Netherlands    id3.net     5.70MB/s
    Haarlem, Netherlands  Leaseweb    29.1MB/s 
    
    
    Disk Speed
    ----------
    I/O (1st run) : 436 MB/s
    I/O (2nd run) : 430 MB/s
    I/O (3rd run) : 427 MB/s
    Average I/O   : 431 MB/s
    

    Is that the $37/month deal on their website? Or is that the $17.76/month deal?

  • 2 for $70 Let Cheap Fucks Special. Both boxes identical and almost identical results. So $35 a month basically. Pretty much the $37 in a nutshell.

  • tenperatenpera Member
    edited July 2017

    Anybody provisioned dual E5450, 32GB RAM & 146GB 15K SAS for $9.69/m (semi-annual) ?

  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran
    edited July 2017

    @tenpera said:
    Anybody provisioned dual E5450, 32GB RAM & 146GB 15K SAS for $9.69/m (semi-annual) ?

    Nope.

  • @tenpera said:
    Anybody provisioned dual E5450, 32GB RAM & 146GB 15K SAS for $9.69/m (semi-annual) ?

    Read the fucking order page, ETA is 1st of august.

  • NeoonNeoon Community Contributor, Veteran
    edited July 2017

    @teamacc said:

    @tenpera said:
    Anybody provisioned dual E5450, 32GB RAM & 146GB 15K SAS for $9.69/m (semi-annual) ?

    Read the fucking order page, ETA is 1st of august.

    Well he said, this Weekend, 1-2 Days or maybe 3 Days.

  • @Neoon said:

    @teamacc said:

    @tenpera said:
    Anybody provisioned dual E5450, 32GB RAM & 146GB 15K SAS for $9.69/m (semi-annual) ?

    Read the fucking order page, ETA is 1st of august.

    Well he said, this Weekend, 1-2 Days or maybe 3 Days.

    Yes, I'm waiting my one.

  • @teamacc it is NOT Aug 1st, fucker, read the page as you said.

    Thanked by 1rm_
  • MasonRMasonR Community Contributor

    These deals have us strung out like recovering addicts it seems. Everyone take a breather and give Scott and his crew some time to work their magic.

  • @tenpera said:
    @teamacc it is NOT Aug 1st, fucker, read the page as you said.

    Confused with the group buy. Apologies for the language. Was trying to keep up with the thread.

This discussion has been closed.