★ VirMach ★ Fashionably Late Black Friday & Cyber Week 2020 ★ Flash Deals ★ View inside ★ $7/Yr 512M

darkvice

that was fast, provisioned within 10mins, thanks sir virmach

ktaog6

@VirMach I have the same issue, paid but still pending for 3day+, Invoice #1137460, please help me to set it active, thanks!

thebadass

@thebadass said:
Invoice #1129254 and Invoice #1135504 These two Dallas vps keep showing offline and cannot be used
Invoice #1133608 shows that the order is cancelled, but I show that it has been paid here, and I hope to verify the refund

@Virmach

Can you give me an answer? I want to know when it will be solved soonest

cgs3238

@VirMach said:

@cgs3238 said: @VirMach Can billing department deal with the tickets? 5 days no response now.

Probably 100x volume of tickets than we usually get for billing

I think there are very common problems in billing system. maybe 90% of 100x are lead by this?

Have never wait so many days in past years as your customer.

mcgree

BF-SPECIAL-2020 are KVM or KVM Lite?

TimboJones

@JabJab said:
$9.73/yr
KVM - 1 GIGABIT
WINDOWS AVAILABLE
1408MB RAM
1 vCORE
35GB SSD (RAID 10)
1000GB BANDWIDTH
DALLAS, TX LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4

WOAH. I would buy it if VirMach would give my money back from yesterday

jk. still bought it, however I don't think this is Windows viable machine

Not with one vCORE. @Virmach should really block one vCore and Windows Available.

notarobo

their vcores are provisioned at about GB4 1,700 points per core, even with windows. it's hard to run it properly I would think even with 2 vcores

KuYeHQ

Dear Sir，after I made the payment, the server has not been activated in the past 4 days, the order number is Invoice 1133791, please help me to deal with it, thank you very much

its420somewhere

Moar storage please. Hot damn. 10gb SSD with decent CPU and RAM makes me very sad in the pants. What are people doing with such awkward configurations?

Bertie

@its420somewhere said: What are people doing with such awkward configurations?

Idling. These machines are purpose built for idling (not even a joke, the awkward configurations seriously limit the use cases).

its420somewhere

@Bertie said:

@its420somewhere said: What are people doing with such awkward configurations?

Idling. These machines are purpose built for idling (not even a joke, the awkward configurations seriously limit the use cases).

Believe me, I have my fair share of akwardly-shaped virmach idlers, but the useful ones are actually, well, useful.

I found it ironic that I received a VM with the name "UtilizedUseless-VM" - a not-so-awkward 35GB with a slightly-awkward 512mb and 1 core. This I can actually make (some) use of.

FrankZ

@its420somewhere said: makes me very sad in the pants.

肤白貌美天然呆

Hi, please check Invoice #1136376. I have completed the payment, but it still shows cancelled. The detailed information is in Ticket #811189, please help me solve this problem as soon as possible. Thank you.@VirMach

Unicom

$12.48
KVM - 1 GIGABIT
5248MB RAM
1 vCORE
15GB SSD (RAID 10)
5000GB BANDWIDTH
BUFFALO, NY LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4

not this time, sorry

dTQzBen8

@Unicom said:
$12.48
KVM - 1 GIGABIT
5248MB RAM
1 vCORE
15GB SSD (RAID 10)
5000GB BANDWIDTH
BUFFALO, NY LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4

not this time, sorry

Didn't get it

Bertie

@Unicom said: not this time, sorry

It sold out in seconds lol

Unicom

@dTQzBen8 said: Didn't get it

dont worry. it was useless setup for idling

Unicom

@Bertie said: It sold out in seconds lol

bots are faster than humans

Unicom

In recent days, there has not been a single perfect offer when you don't think and just buy. All deals have a serious flaw (mostly SSD) and then you wonder if you can come to terms with that. These few seconds decide everything, because bots don't think.

yoursunny

@Unicom said:
In recent days, there has not been a single perfect offer when you don't think and just buy. All deals have a serious flaw (mostly SSD) and then you wonder if you can come to terms with that. These few seconds decide everything, because bots don't think.

You should determine the terms and think like a bot:

If offer.CPU >= 2 And offer.RAM >= 2048 And offer.SSD >= 30 Then
  If valuation(offer) >= offer.Price * 2 Then
    offer.Buy()
  End If
End If

See valuation function here:
https://pastebin.com/m1cLzv6K

Unicom

@yoursunny said:

@Unicom said:
In recent days, there has not been a single perfect offer when you don't think and just buy. All deals have a serious flaw (mostly SSD) and then you wonder if you can come to terms with that. These few seconds decide everything, because bots don't think.

You should determine the terms and think like a bot:

If offer.CPU >= 2 And offer.RAM >= 2048 And offer.SSD >= 30 Then
  If valuation(offer) >= offer.Price * 2 Then
    offer.Buy()
  End If
End If

See valuation function here:
https://pastebin.com/m1cLzv6K

Haha

My clock frequency is not enough to do it in a millisecond

FAT32

@Unicom said:
My clock frequency is not enough to do it in a millisecond

Then you should use https://virmach.fat32.top which contains a feature to customise valuation algorithm

gogo

@VirMach said:

@MoeCat said: 218428

@password said:
@VirMach Ticket #518018 - Reinstall Windows

Thank you for providing your ticket ID. Everyone else, please provide your ticket IDs here to ensure we know you created a ticket. Otherwise, our system that's built to display tickets to us may decide not to display it to us and then you'll never receive a response.

Hello, I purchased a vps for $15.06/yr 4 days ago, but it is still pending. Since you are currently engaged in flash sale, it should be very busy, so I am not sure if I need to open the ticket?
Can you handle it for me, thank you?
Invoice #1135926

elliotc

@yoursunny said:

@Unicom said:
In recent days, there has not been a single perfect offer when you don't think and just buy. All deals have a serious flaw (mostly SSD) and then you wonder if you can come to terms with that. These few seconds decide everything, because bots don't think.

You should determine the terms and think like a bot:

If offer.CPU >= 2 And offer.RAM >= 2048 And offer.SSD >= 30 Then
  If valuation(offer) >= offer.Price * 2 Then
    offer.Buy()
  End If
End If

See valuation function here:
https://pastebin.com/m1cLzv6K

For the ram part, set it to 19XX would be much better. Not usually offer full 2GiB .

Unicom

@FAT32 said: Then you should use https://virmach.fat32.top which contains a feature to customise valuation algorithm

I am lazy. but with default settings this is not always what you expect. VirMach bypasses your standard algorithm by offering ridiculous deals at huge "discounts".

Unicom

@yoursunny said: You should determine the terms and think like a bot:

I am in Europe and the west coast is much less valuable to me than the east or offers from Amsterdam.

beigu

I have an order system that has cancelled the order for fraud. What can I do to reopen the order and pay for it?
Invoice # 1128610
@VirMach

AlwaysSkint

@Unicon AMS current offer looks good value.

Unicom

$9/yr
KVM - 1 GIGABIT
1024MB RAM
1 vCORE
FUCK!!! 15GB SSD (RAID 10)
1000GB BANDWIDTH
AMSTERDAM, NL LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4

Unicom

@AlwaysSkint said: AMS current offer looks good value.

Yes, but 15GB SSD almost useless. I am ready to pay more for bigger SSD. 20GB is minimum for my webservices.