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ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

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Looking forward to it actually.

I can understand. You guys rule the megathreads. I believe you feel the same for megathread, as I feel for this one.

"There's always a couple of idiots coming in and ruining our conversations"?

Wait! Noob calling you an idiot?

Not just me, my , not just me...

Dude, where the hell did you get that from?

It was something you pposted the other day

Prolly on a page that went missing.

Oh that would explain a lot. Probably on one of those that got deleted when boon got banned

ralf · December 2025

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What more can one ask for!

Oh, were you talking about your type?

No way she prefers that furry stuffed dino over me

Outside of LET though, are we sure?

Yes.

Wow, ralf is such a lucky dude.

Yep. I found my Seoul mate, but she's in Korea, so luckily @Saragoldfarb is here instead.

North or South?

North and you'll never track her down

ralf · December 2025

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@Neat321 said:
Hi @Saragoldfarb

She'll probably reply in a later page.

She?

Sara, I mean.

I mean that too lol

I am confused now

I'm confused as I can't see the picture

Wait...

No really

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
https://i.imgur.com/9mMw8jI.jpeg

I can see only the

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Dude... Get a Vpn.

Yeah but then clodfare goes annoting

ralf · December 2025

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Where noob at? Asleep yet?

Not dreaming of you apparently...

How'd you know? Were you hijacking my dream with whatever niche software you manage?

No, my software doesn't affect dreams and nobody dreams about using it either.

Except maybe in nightmares.

Does it cause them, or worsen them?

It soothes the pain.

Ralf had a different opinion though.

Did I? Wouldn't put it past me

Different meaning one he doesn't agree with @ralf
To put it politely.

I mean it certainly numbs your senses, but I wouldn't say it soothes the pain

ralf · December 2025

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JUST 0.1M VIEWS TO REACH 4M VIEWS! LET'S GO!

Gooooooooooo

We are already there. That was one of the first things I checked when I came online today

I normally pinch my side to make sure it's real

Left, right or wrong side?

Front side where the flab is

ralf · December 2025

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Hard to follow real conversation

It can get hard.

Very hard. I'm amazed by the level of dedication it takes.

Ofcourse, btw, pardon for the language there. bchot ruined it

I don't mind. Not easily offended.

What did he say? I missed it but need to check if I should be offended or not.

I really don't know.... Lol.

He probably called me the C word!

cool

Fucking cool, If I may feel free to say so.

Why thank you my dear. You are also cool when not breathing fire. Also cool doing that but in a different way.

Rat boy on a roll , shitting myself.

At least you already have the carpet cleaner. Might is starting to smell a bit now.

At this point, it's safer to just burn it

Ywqh, prolly better to get rid of it.

Right? I mean it's been sitting for atleast 3 days now. Better to burn it.

To be honest, it's a bit weird. Parts of it have gone hard, and there's some maggots moving in now so those bits are soft. An enigma.

.... Hope we're not talking about what just came to.mind....

The shitty carpet, but I like what you were thinking of more

ralf · December 2025

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And I hate the freaking keypad!!!

Who doesn't. But, I hate it more, when the F5 sometimes doesn't work during a giveaway or when the chef is here.

Weird place to keep an F5 key

It wasn't me.

No, it was noomber404 pad boi

ralf · December 2025

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Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

Not even the cute ones?

Damn, I guess you guys love necro-stuff! I am just kidding. Just couldn't resist myself.Pardon me.

No offence take. And yes, rats luv nibbly bones.

Yes, they do, it seems, dipped in custard.

Custard makes everything awesome

.... Nah... Not gonna go there.

We could share a bowl together

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Wait... No that isn't right... See... Bad at maths.

I'll have to teach you what u + i =

ralf · December 2025

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We need pakjes @dustinc , if only for the Dutch!

Missed a pakje on page 742. But, why only for the Dutch though. I would love to celebrate any and every festival out there.

Dang.

Don't worry. More to come. The mug giveaway hasn't happened yet, i believe

Ah, there's still hope! Booyah!

Hope is something that we don't run out of, on the RN thread. Reguards

Hoping for mugs for my man!

We all are. Let's hope there is a giveaway very soon.

+1

Gotta make the hype for it though.

Is the hype train longer or shorter than the gravy train?

Size doesn't matter. Girth does.

It can almost fit a racknerd's mug

ralf · December 2025

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@lycosme said:
Hello, dude.

I would like to double the bandwidth.

Invoice #2599693874

Thanks!

Hi @lycosme -- Happy to see that you were able to grab one of these deals!

We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth allocation 👌

lycos was an old search engine.. and still is, apparently. so instead of saying "google me", this guy says "lycos me"..

Lol

LOL! I somehow missed that comment.

lol

Lol2

far out

ralf · December 2025

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@bchot OMG that is a lot of alcohol! Drink lots of water too. Also, a bit disappointed your vodka didn't have a worm at the bottle.

What's a worm on the bottle? A specific brand of vodka or something?

Yeah, or like absinthe. Man that stuff is groce. Sometime in tequila as well.

Haven't had any of those in my life. We don't get that stuff very easily here.

You've never tried doing it with a bottle? Not even once?

You're a good man, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Try a courgette.

Yeah he probably shouldn't go straight to the aubergine

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

I'd like to think, I'm always right.

Well, that's basic human nature.

I think there are more basic human natures like the panky hanky.

For reals?

Yeah, sleeping is secondary if there's something else available

ralf · December 2025

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Another thing you cannot do anymore with kids.

So sad. I feel you though.

Don't be feeling up my girl

I feel taken advantage off

I'll protect you from the mean noob

ralf · December 2025

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Without noob around.

Fluffy noobs

So cute, right?

Not as cute as fluffy boobs

Fluffy MAN-BOOBS, I agree.

Finally, someone gets em

ralf · December 2025

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BTW any giveaways in between? Any talks of a RackNerd mug or something?

No, the giveaways have all bneen cancell

Free buttocks aches though.

We were shafted in the mug compo

ralf · December 2025

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Come to think, maybe @yoinyyoink

Is he still buying all the servers?

He definitely, better stays away from Ireland. I want one.

The irish drives on the left

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb said:
Pröpper purple train hype train machinist!

Someone has to grease those nuts

Let's ask rubben

They don't need greasing that bad

ralf · December 2025

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Good morning everyone. Any giveaways yet?

good enough,, i suppose

no giveaways since the unexpected one

Yeah, it took me by surprise. Had a bad dream about it.

You dreamt about the mug though, right? Yes, I can see other people's dreams

That could come in handy.

Not always. Some have dirty dreams. DOn't wanna wake up throwing up.

If you have a cup you can throw up into that. Unless it's already full.

This is why you don't win a RackNerd cup.

Dude let the guy have one!

No man, I tell you. I saw the video of what he did to the last one.

Too much bending over?

404 noobs one cup

I'm sure i already told you

ralf · December 2025

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Odd comment

That was an odd comment

Very odd indeed. I have no idea what happened.

Good, wasn't sure if it was just me

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@ralf said:
Divisible by 3 comment

No, I think was was wrong. This one was divisible by 7.

[ Reserved for 6/7 joke ]

I don't get it

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

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That would be bad.

Not typing would be bad, yes, esp. if you are in the social butterfly contest

So we're all butterflies I guess....

Nope, we are. You are still our one and only pink dino.

I'm still just an ugly caterpillock

No you ain't!

Awwww love you

Right back at you my love! Today was rather dull in here... Saw some guy talking to himself for 18 pages. Now hes 404 though.

Oh well. I don't think he wanted that PC anyway

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

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@noob404 said:

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

1: i'm right
2: the woman is always right
3: ???
4: profit

Let's say... 3?

You want the lucky dip? Are you sure? OK well let me grope around a bit and see what I come up with.

And?...

Be patient, I'm not done groping yet

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

Yah,but, ehwn you are in a specific country that drives in a specific way, I guess, right and wrong do become objective, atleast for legal reasons.

People do occasionally break the law

Yah, that's why we got rules and LEAs.

Rules? Where? When?

Forgotten and abandoned

Till green Dino wakes up ....

We'll just distract him with deals

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

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Also, bleach. Gotta keep the place tidy.

Yeah, well I need that on the carpets near the toilet anyway

Maybe bring the toilet closer or sit next to one if possible next time.

Toilets tend to leak when moved, but I approve of your creativity

Newspapers then?

Yeah, would work

Ibguwss... I dunno... Lost track of this one.

Yeah, I don't think he really knows what a toilet is tbh

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@Beniskickbutt said:
Gobble gobble, its page 876. Good job yall

Yeah, we did very well I think. It's almost page 900 now

Almost.

HYPE FOR THE SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR GANG

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:
LET's GET THE HYPER THINGY GOING FOR PAGE 899!

Page 899 woot woot!

A WOOT WOOT WOOT

ralf · December 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Wait a sec

probably more like 15 so the spam block doesn't kick in

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