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  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Damn, I guess you guys love necro-stuff! I am just kidding. Just couldn't resist myself.Pardon me.

    No offence take. And yes, rats luv nibbly bones.

    Yes, they do, it seems, dipped in custard.

    Custard makes everything awesome

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @bchot said:
    hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

    i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

    Sounds like a lovely way to spend the afternoon. Don't overdo it though! Know when to call quits. Having some food to offset the alcohol intake is a sound idea.

    Have half a gallon of water before you go to sleep...

    And get some aspirin at hand for the morning after.

    Ps. Don't mind them wankers.

    Maybe throw a banana in there as well. Helps with Potassium. I have seen plenty of water and bananas usually is a good thing to prevent hangovers the next day.

    i did eat a banana just now though, was eating it and read the random post. turned out to be about it.,

    So, it works, right?

    otherwise i always eat bananas, like 3-4 a day. i try and pick them between green and yellow, so they not too sugary. the greener banana the less it's sweetness is absorbed by the body. the greenest banana is all starch no sugar, but with time starch changes into sugar.. did you know the way to ripen a banana is to put it in a bag, so it's basked in its own "aroma"...

    Yah, I have seen Indian dishes made of the green bananas, while the yellow ones are usually eaten raw or made sweet snacks out of, in some states. As for ripening them, in some parts of India, esp. the southern states, I have seen them just hung vertically, they usually just ripen within a short period. Here is the image someone shared on some platform last year:-

    when there's alot - bagging them doesn't change anything, they are already all in their "air"..

    Reguards

    How to double reguards? Serious question.

    Rereguardguardss

  • @noob404 said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:
    We need pakjes @dustinc , if only for the Dutch!

    Missed a pakje on page 742. But, why only for the Dutch though. I would love to celebrate any and every festival out there.

    Dang.

    Don't worry. More to come. The mug giveaway hasn't happened yet, i believe

    Ah, there's still hope! Booyah!

    Hope is something that we don't run out of, on the RN thread. Reguards

    Hoping for mugs for my man!

    We all are. Let's hope there is a giveaway very soon.

    +1

    Gotta make the hype for it though.

    Is the hype train longer or shorter than the gravy train?

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @dustinc said:

    @lycosme said:
    Hello, dude.

    I would like to double the bandwidth.

    Invoice #2599693874

    Thanks!

    Hi @lycosme -- Happy to see that you were able to grab one of these deals!

    We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth allocation 👌

    lycos was an old search engine.. and still is, apparently. so instead of saying "google me", this guy says "lycos me"..

    Lol

    LOL! I somehow missed that comment.

    lol

  • @noob404 said:

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    @ralf said:
    @bchot OMG that is a lot of alcohol! Drink lots of water too. Also, a bit disappointed your vodka didn't have a worm at the bottle.

    What's a worm on the bottle? A specific brand of vodka or something?

    Yeah, or like absinthe. Man that stuff is groce. Sometime in tequila as well.

    Haven't had any of those in my life. We don't get that stuff very easily here.

    You've never tried doing it with a bottle? Not even once?

    You're a good man, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

  • @noob404 said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    I'd like to think, I'm always right.

    Well, that's basic human nature.

    I think there are more basic human natures like the panky hanky.

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Another thing you cannot do anymore with kids.

    So sad. I feel you though.

    Don't be feeling up my girl

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Without noob around. :lol:

    Fluffy noobs

    So cute, right?

    Not as cute as fluffy boobs

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    I had such a weird dream yesterday. I had woken up to the thread, but, to the right of my username, infact everyone of us' usernames, there was an "Ultrasquad" tag

    I mean in my dream I had woken up to the thread.

    Multiverse dreams. They can be quite scary.

    Oh I am used to those. Have one every week. Could make a Marvel movie out of mine.

    Do any of them fold?

  • @noob404 said:
    BTW any giveaways in between? Any talks of a RackNerd mug or something?

    No, the giveaways have all bneen cancell

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    Come to think, maybe @yoinyyoink

    Is he still buying all the servers?

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    Pröpper purple train hype train machinist!

    Someone has to grease those nuts

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

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    @bchot said:

    @noob404 said:
    Good morning everyone. Any giveaways yet?

    good enough,, i suppose

    no giveaways since the unexpected one

    Yeah, it took me by surprise. Had a bad dream about it.

    You dreamt about the mug though, right? Yes, I can see other people's dreams

    That could come in handy.

    Not always. Some have dirty dreams. DOn't wanna wake up throwing up.

    If you have a cup you can throw up into that. Unless it's already full.

    This is why you don't win a RackNerd cup. :lol:

    Dude let the guy have one!

    No man, I tell you. I saw the video of what he did to the last one.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    Odd comment

    That was an odd comment

  • @ralf said:
    Divisible by 3 comment

    No, I think was was wrong. This one was divisible by 7.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @noob404 said:

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    That would be bad.

    Not typing would be bad, yes, esp. if you are in the social butterfly contest

    So we're all butterflies I guess....

    Nope, we are. You are still our one and only pink dino.

    I'm still just an ugly caterpillock

    No you ain't!

    Awwww love you <3

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    1: i'm right
    2: the woman is always right
    3: ???
    4: profit

    Let's say... 3?

    You want the lucky dip? Are you sure? OK well let me grope around a bit and see what I come up with.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    Yah,but, ehwn you are in a specific country that drives in a specific way, I guess, right and wrong do become objective, atleast for legal reasons.

    People do occasionally break the law

    Yah, that's why we got rules and LEAs.

    Rules? Where? When?

    Forgotten and abandoned

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    Also, bleach. Gotta keep the place tidy.

    Yeah, well I need that on the carpets near the toilet anyway

    Maybe bring the toilet closer or sit next to one if possible next time.

    Toilets tend to leak when moved, but I approve of your creativity

    Newspapers then?

    Yeah, would work

  • @Beniskickbutt said:
    Gobble gobble, its page 876. Good job yall

    Yeah, we did very well I think. It's almost page 900 now

  • LET's GET THE HYPER THINGY GOING FOR PAGE 899!

  • rucknards hype train

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @bchot said:
    dammm

    Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

    Boxing? Pardon my ignorance.

    MMA. it is so much more than boxing..

    That them thing with all the actors? I love martial arts tbh but the MakeMeAnal league is unknown to me.

    mixed martial arts.

    one with actors is WWE or other "leagues", it;s mostly called wrestling, although there's also real wrestling which is part of the MMA..

    WWF is the one with pandas.

    World wide federation for nature?

    yes, but it is called a bit differently

    WWF = World Wildlife Fund

    WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment

    funny fact, until 2002 WWE was known as WWF = World Wrestling Federation, but in 2002 they lost a legal battle against the real WWF and had to change their abbreviation (and thus the actual name) to WWE

    wildlife won! =)

    BTW turns out they changed their name from World wildlife fund to worldwide fund for nature - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Fund_for_Nature

    Probably too many nutters came along to their protests in fake fighting gear.

    Lol! Don't know the exact reason for the name change, but I am guessing it's something trivial or unrelated to nature or wildlife :lol:

    Who changed their name?

    Melanie Trumpo

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    I manifest the thread reaching or maybe crossing page 850 by the time I wake up.

    It worked!!!!!!!!

    I'm happy for him

  • @bchot said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @BasToTheMax said:

    @noob404 said:
    I am thinking of taking a break for a day maybe, maybe sleep off a whole day to re-energise myself.

    Good idea

    Tell him Bas tellllllll him!

    he will not take that break.. he just thinking about it..

    Yeah, he's a sly one that one

  • @bchot said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Alright, I'll admit. I'll blame @deank he's got a thing for cute bones.

    I mean, I kind of expected it, especially as most of your species are just bones in museums now... You've got to have some urges when you see them!

    Can't control it. Trying too. I have help but not there yet.

    They'd probably want to you branch out to the living. Maybe new species. Birds and lizards are pretty close to dinos.

    I like all species. Like, when a bird is fine, I'm.like that's a fine bird. Proper.lovely bird.

    Yeah, most birds are fine. Unless the feathers are too fluffy and then they get stuck in the mouth.

    Don't mind tbh.... If easy on the eyes.... But you known, I appreciate a fit bird just as much as I do MAN-BOOBS.

    What's your favourite bird - two options - pigeon or eagle? Pick one.

    Fuck them pigeons. They mess up my car. So eagle it is.

    them damned rats of the sky..

    Rats are cool though

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    15 more pages. Anyone up and online for the challenge?

    No, keeping it easy today.

    Like sunday morning

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    Seee... Just when you on a roll....

    I hope you rolled some lucky snake eyes

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

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    Not a gambler though.

    Me as well. DOn't wanna lose the money I have for money I could prolly make.

    Good for you man! I mean, for reals.

    Yah, don't wanna lose money on something that is a 50/50 or even lesser.

    Have enough to worry. DOn't wanna add to the list.

    Word

    Word to ya mother

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @bchot said:
    in any case, i am out for the near future. have fun, stay thirsty..
    =)

    Always thirsty for MOARRRRRRRRR!

    That's what the hype squad isnknown for

    More shitposting?

    Well depends on how you perceive it and who else is on.

    Word!

    Thank you for your understanding. Reguards!

    Double reguards

    Triple rearguarsd

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