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  • noob404noob404 Member

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

    Like each em it just not straight in the head?

    I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

    I kinda like the look but you know.... This always kept me from getting dreads.

    Nah, the look is just a bit... I dunno. His hair kind of looked a bit like a scarecrow.

    I considered it back a few years ago and then came to know about the hygiene and health issues. Chose not to go ahead.

    Keep the birds away :)

    Or, rather they would mistake it for their nest.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

    I'd like to think, I'm always right.

    Well, that's basic human nature.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

    I am instantly interested. What is it?

    Cant share here.

    Sure, share later at the RackNerd reunion years later.,

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

    That's right!

    Yup, did try to drive an imported car that was a LHD. Was difficult in the beginning, but soon got a hang of it.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    When you're with the right crowd, golden.

    Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

    Very educational series.

    It definitely is. I do get to elarn about a lot of stuff on these threads.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Dont mind me...

    Never, you keep rocking the thread, pink dino.

    Cheers

    Cheers with a few regurads to you as well.

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    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

    What is it though? I know a few ike that, started off and then completed just for the sake of it, notbecause I liked it.

    Can never recall the title. Might finish it tonight and pay attention.

    Sure, please do :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Oh, that's the shower you guys meant. I believe kings from the middle east have those. Who am I kidding, they probably bathe in gold (I know physically not possible).

    Not even close lol

    I know, I was talking metaphorically, human skin can't take liquid gold :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Could go either way :)

    Keep us updated. Let's hope no one's disowned by the family :lol:

    Never, family is family.

    Yah, they are. Deadpool 2 teaches us that invaluable lesson.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    Damn, I have gotten so used to typing lol with almost everything that I accidentally typed it in an article I was proofreading yesterday. Not gonna type the lol here, you know when to laugh.

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    Bald and chubby

    Hey, I prefer "adequately proportioned" to chubby.

    Brits be Brits. Always very polite.

    WHo's the most polite Brit you know? C'mon, let's all say the man's anme together. ra....

    Ralf

    Exactly! You win 305 RatBux, redeemable at your nearest ratstation for hugs.

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    What more can one ask for!

    Oh you mean barney?

    Oh yeah, I think so, came to mind..I love darts. Haven't been following for a year so not sure who's dominating these days, probably not him but yeah...

    Loads on MAN-BOOBS, so you know. Darts ace!

    Love the darts scene from ted lasso. Total boss moment. Anyone else ted lasso fans here?

    Yes.

    I am still waiting on the next season. Glad they decided to revive it.

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

    Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

    No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

    Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

    Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

    Sweet, it'll be like that bathtub scene in Breaking Bad.

    Hell yeah Lol, unless someone notices..... There's a snake infestation in the ratnest.

    Who's the snake? Oh yah, I am, got it. But, don't worry, the snake had to join the rats to ensure his survival :lol:

    Lol, no offence ment :)

    None taken.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Right, doggo Walking time.

    Mine as well, gonna go out in a bit.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

    Only 200 more? Gimme your login, I'll start some conversation:) :) :)

    ralf will end up seeing him talking to himself :lol:

    He is already doing that in private, I'm sure.

    But, that again is something we all do, right? Mirror or no mirror.

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Bald and chubby

    Hey, I prefer "adequately proportioned" to chubby.

    I prefer "chonky" to chubby. That's how I wanna be reffered to as.

    Chonky meaning?

    Chonky is a like chunky but with a bit more affection.
    "You're a bit chonky" = "You're a fatass but we still love you"

    So, I had the meaning right.

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    I've only just had these carpets cleaned

    Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

    Too... late...

    Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

    Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

    You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

    All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

    Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

    Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

    Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

    Like each em it just not straight in the head?

    I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

    I kinda like the look but you know.... This always kept me from getting dreads.

    Nah, the look is just a bit... I dunno. His hair kind of looked a bit like a scarecrow.

    Yeah but you know that's just a phase, had it all. Total emo at some point, yuk.

    Never had the emo phase. WOuld have loved to do it back in the day. Loved Green Day. Where are those guys anyways nowadays, in the boulevard of broken dreams? :lol:

    They're still performing if I'm not wrong. Loved them.

    I checked yesterday, on youtube they show their recent shows under their videos. Guess they are still round, but, no new stuff, ig.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

    That when you had Asian food?

    Assuming ralf meant that :lol:

    I see... Sometime I'm a bit slow.

    Yah, that could happen, but, posting on this thread will change that for you.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

    A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

    Really cracking me up ;) where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

    I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

    Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

    Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

    Only 200 more? Gimme your login, I'll start some conversation:) :) :)

    Nah, some mod will accuse me of being your alt.

    That's a possibility. But, you guys are already two bodies and one soul. If you guys just switched your accounts for a day, no one would be able to tell.

    Bwh they would tell. I lack his class.

    Transfer his class to yourself. Pretty sure ralf has a software for that

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

    That when you had Asian food?

    That's Asian Squits.

    LOL! Man, how do you come up with these?

    RatBrain AI

    Yah, trained with the latest RatForce 6080Ti!

  • noob404noob404 Member

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    Like pinky and the brain.

    Don't get that, sorry.

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    Luv that.

    I am sure you do.

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

    That when you had Asian food?

    Asian squats are the hard ones, sometimes called box squats here I think. But it's just the normal way of sitting comfortably in Asia without a chair. Except if you've not been doing it since you were little, it's not too comfortable and you're always slightly worried you'll fall over into the toilet.

    That's usually the recommended posture to sit on your toilet. Helps clear the bowel it seems. When I was a kid, that's how our toilets were designed too. Then, we all moved to European style commodes :(

    See... Diapers ain't all that bad.

    Depends on your situation and the purpose.

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    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

    Yeah, I still haven't finished that film from Friday night yet. I'll try to get that watched tonight.

    Like yeah, I don't even know what the series is called... Gangsta shit some hotties to make it bearable. Think 50 cent in it. No fan of his but just to give an idea about the quality of the show.

    I'd probably watch it for the hotties

    Me as well. bchot did recommend gangs of london. It's got Nargis Rashidi, certified baddie.

    I haven't watched it

    ...

    On my list though

    Mine as well. bchot is into TV a lot. He left me with some awesome recommendations.

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Yep, i'd avoid.

    Unless you want a special fake tan like his.

    Well, I'm not all against fake tans but only a slight tone is fine my me. Like barely noticeable. Cos you know, I just don't like the look, especially on aged People. I wonder how the get in between all the wrinkles of his ballsack.

    Me as well. Like if you are just gonna use chemicals to tan your skin, and if you can afford it, just take a vacay to some tropical country during the summers. Instant tan that looks natural and not overdone.

    I really like Corsow for tanning.... Loooooooong flight though.

    Corsow the place, or is another substance or chemical used for tanning?

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

    I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

    Ey what? I never called you that!

    I made up the German word too...

    But fluffy is a good word. If you called a girl that in English she'd probably think it was cute. She might also think you were saying she was fat, it's a 50:50 outcome. But probably mostly cute. It's how we describe the nice clouds...

    I see... How about calling a guy fluffy? Like walking straight into the pub and like " Hiya fluffy"

    Yeah, you might get punched, but only because they'll think you're saying they're cute and implying they might like a bit of that.

    I see.... Now I dunno... Probably need to watch my mouth.

    Just tell them you are the pink dino and that you got the Hype squad's backing. No wait, these are people who prolly have real lives outisde LET. Scratch that,don'ttry that.

    Better yeah

    Not better, read it again. I might have given you the worst idea ever :lol:

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

    Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

    She single. Could bring her.

    Yes, ralf has a date. If I knew the thread could turn into a matchmaking platform as well, I would have brought my best foot from the beginning. Missed opportunity ::(

    OnlyRats tm

    Unfortunately, but, I can understand. dinos and rats won't wanna have a noob among them :(

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    What more can one ask for!

    Oh you mean barney?

    Oh yeah, I think so, came to mind..I love darts. Haven't been following for a year so not sure who's dominating these days, probably not him but yeah...

    Loads on MAN-BOOBS, so you know. Darts ace!

    Wow, that's given me a whole new insight into you! But yeah, I can see it...

    Also love pools (is that the word even?)... I mean... Men bending over like that....

    I have never heard of such a thing, and I think the UK might have banned searching for such pictures!

    What going on? Why all the banning? Also Imgur. Not all that bad now is it? Porn sites still allowed?

    They're allowed, but you have to prove your identity with a whole bunch of new shady companies that have suddenly appeared for this task. But given that no company the government approves to handle data hasn't had massive data breaches, not surprisingly nobody trusts these chumps.

    In other news, the week after the bans came in force, VPNs filled almost all the top-10 download charts and I think NordVPN said their signup rate was something like 5000% higher than usual.

    Recently, PP has started asking for video KYC to Indians. And, the funny thing is, they are ready to pay you $10 just to complete it. :lol:
    WOnder what that data is gonna be used for.

    Depending on what I'mndoing I don't mind full KYC.

    Even if you need to do a video-call KYC?

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

    Just squatting a lot these days.

    Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

    That when you had Asian food?

    Assuming ralf meant that :lol:

    I see... Sometime I'm a bit slow.

    No, no, no. An asian squat is a low squat.

    Clarifying for once and for all.

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    hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

    i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

    Those are brands I haven't even ehard of.

    Look s tasty though

    Yah, prolly they. Ralf says some of them are premium or something

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