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Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

You can get the credits at the very least the way you are going. Just don't let the pace slow down and you will be fine.

I can keep it up for long after Sara leaves though

Hes an animal.. literally!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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True dedication!

Or true defecation in this case

You got a way with words my man. I approve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

Something similar to Santa Claus?

The anti-Santa Claus. Krampus is the dude who punishes children for being bad. he has the most important job of the two...

Oh, I will still research this. At times, I don't know if you are joking

Its for real. Trust me.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

I could bring a friend to.

So, you gonna keep ralf waiting outside?

I think she means double the fun

Can you costco card handle double the fun though?

Yes. 2 for one ain't an issue.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

Don't worry, I guess, cause page 811 is full of that and now, maybe pages 820 and upwards

You obessed with numbers and not about the riveting conversation

The numbers are about the riveting competition.

Where's the competition? Me and @Ralf are a team!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

1: i'm right
2: the woman is always right
3: ???
4: profit

Let's say... 3?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

Don't worry, I guess, cause page 811 is full of that and now, maybe pages 820 and upwards

You obessed with numbers and not about the riveting conversation

The numbers are about the riveting competition.

I see the irony though. For someone who hates math, I do obsess with numbers here.

I don't hate it just not good with it. Probably were dropped once.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

Ready by Christmas? Got a special coming up. Very in demand in India.

I am instantly interested. What is it?

It's a country in Asia. Surprised you've not heard of it.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

Yah, he wants that 55" TV to UK. Good TV though. Samsung's QLED series is much better than TCLs and Hisense.

The bigger the TV, the more you can flog it for on ebay, innit

Oh, ok got it. Why not sell it on US ebay itself. You could ship it from a reshipper's warehouse or something. Does come with risks though.

More profit. Iike tour thinking

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

It's just like riding a bike, but different

Finally! Bikes enter the conversation. Let get back once I caught up

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

I could bring a friend to.

Hmmm, half the fun for me!

Or maybe double.

It depends, her friend will probably like her more than me

Ralf alone yet again. JK!

Never, always on my mind!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Please tell us more

I've aready told you too much

Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

Sharing is caring!

When you're with the right crowd, golden.

Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

Even gold can lose its shine

I've some pink stuff to make it shine again.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Nooooo! I know some who knows someone who can get rid of carpets unseen.

Do they mind if they're rolled up and have a few limbs poking out? Asking for an ex-friend.

No, not at all..m they'll bring some asesories so no one will notice.

Uh oh. Don't let everyone know the plan!

Everyone asleep. They won't find out. Can't necro in here. They'll crucify you.

Sweet, it'll be like that bathtub scene in Breaking Bad.

Thanks for reminding me. Gotta go watch Breaking Bad. If I do get a gap from the postign today, might just start off watching BB

Excellent, don't worry about your position in the leaderboard. We'd never distract you just to overtake you.

Yah, you'd never have to. I have enough going on right now in my life to distract me.

Like?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs iykyk

Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

Creatine? Whats that?

I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

Just squatting a lot these days.

You need the cardio though.

I think she gets that outside the gym

Yah, but, I don't think only squats do count as cardio.

Lots of humping involved.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

You can get the credits at the very least the way you are going. Just don't let the pace slow down and you will be fine.

I can keep it up for long after Sara leaves though

Keep going then.

On it!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Please tell us more

I've aready told you too much

Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

Sharing is caring!

When you're with the right crowd, golden.

That's when you've had too much turmeric.

Didn't know you guys used turmeric in your food. good to know.

We probably stole it from India when we were stealing everything else.

Hahahaha, cracking me up!

Wait... Not fun.... Wait... It is...

Hell nah...

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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I've only just had these carpets cleaned

Maybe get off those carpets for safe measure

Too... late...

Damn. Now you are atleast $100 poorer. I believe carpet cleaning is an expensive affair there?

Used to watch those ASMR carpet cleaning videos on yt

You sick, sick puppy. What were they cleaning off them?

All kinds of stuff. Some of it looked like those dreadlocked hair. I meant many of these were so stuff when they came into their shops, it was prolly biohazard or sormthing

Yeah, those kids with deadlocks are proper grungey. There was a kid in my class when I was at school who hadn't washed his hair for 3 years and was proud of it saying "it cleaned itself". Bullshit, it stank to high heaven whenever he took his hat off.

Don't forget and the bugs. There's always bugs!

Yeah, they did have a bit of a thing for insects.

Like each em it just not straight in the head?

I don't really know where they kept them. But in the hair / under that gross hat is a plausible guess.

I kinda like the look but you know.... This always kept me from getting dreads.

Nah, the look is just a bit... I dunno. His hair kind of looked a bit like a scarecrow.

I considered it back a few years ago and then came to know about the hygiene and health issues. Chose not to go ahead.

Yeah, plus it looks a bit... you know

I disagree. On some people, it looks good, but, it's not for everyone./

Like you know.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

Man, what is this Inception kinda spiral? Now, who's right and who's left or wrong? I am confused, but, yah, goes to show everything is relative.

1: i'm right
2: the woman is always right
3: ???
4: profit

You would have a much happier life with option 2.

Short term team long term no. You underestimate the female mind.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Still so early....

Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

Yeah, I still haven't finished that film from Friday night yet. I'll try to get that watched tonight.

What movie is it? I am aking a list to binge through new year's eve.

The White Lotus. Still don't know if it's any good as I got distracted by "documentaries" on youtube.

Try the pink Lotus instead

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Could go either way

Keep us updated. Let's hope no one's disowned by the family

My family has a Sara shaped hole, so it'll be OK

I'll fit right in..

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Oh man, too many comments to cover. Reminds me why I readily gave up going through the backlog.
No turning back now though.

If you don't read the old posts, you miss some absolute nuggets

I'm like absolutely shitty myself, I mean... Nobanal joke involved. Great stuff.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

Yah, kinda having driven right steering wheels, would find it extremely hard to switch sides now. But, to each their own, ig.

It's just like riding a bike, but different

That the analogy you came up with for switching from RHD to LHD?

I bet he ment s X.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Please tell us more

I've aready told you too much

Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

Sharing is caring!

When you're with the right crowd, golden.

Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

Even gold can lose its shine

But, not ralf.

He does need a polish from time to time though. Need to polish that knob.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Could go either way

Keep us updated. Let's hope no one's disowned by the family

My family has a Sara shaped hole, so it'll be OK

Good for you.

Word

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

Ey what? I never called you that!

I made up the German word too...

But fluffy is a good word. If you called a girl that in English she'd probably think it was cute. She might also think you were saying she was fat, it's a 50:50 outcome. But probably mostly cute. It's how we describe the nice clouds...

So, not a very safe word to use on a girl on the first date. Maybe, 3rd or 4th date material, right?

If you're using a fluffer on the first date, she's probably contractually obliged to stick around

Not sure they'd know what a fluffer is my luv.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Oh man, too many comments to cover. Reminds me why I readily gave up going through the backlog.
No turning back now though.

If you don't read the old posts, you miss some absolute nuggets

I did. Ralf's posts are "absolute nuggets" You snooze you loose the chance to laugh so hard you soil your pants.

Anal leakage guaranteed.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

Only 200 more? Gimme your login, I'll start some conversation:)

ralf will end up seeing him talking to himself

That would be madness

Reality hits...

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Man, this is sad: https://www.reddit.com/r/HomelabIND/comments/1papq0z/free_vps_giveaway_from_linode/ compared to what we get on a RackNerd thread.

Are they more or less chatty than us?

What do you think? They need you make a reddit post and make sure it gets the highest upvotes and in tur, you get a $5/month VPS ffree for a MONTH!!!

Good deal?

ralf · December 2025

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@ralf said:

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@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

It's a bit niche

Please tell us more

I've aready told you too much

Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

Sharing is caring!

When you're with the right crowd, golden.

Skipping the next comment for obvious reasons. Learned about its meaning from Modern family, I guess.

Even gold can lose its shine

But, not ralf.

He does need a polish from time to time though. Need to polish that knob.

A bit harsh calling me a knob!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs iykyk

Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

Creatine? Whats that?

I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

I see, been a long time since Inl went to the gym. I tried running, like not at the gym, but find it boring.

Just squatting a lot these days.

Oh can you Asian squat? I had to learn to do that in quite a hurry!

That when you had Asian food?

Assuming ralf meant that

Asian squat is a type of squat. I would never be so rude as whatever it is you're implying.

Now I'm intrigued.....

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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@ralf said:

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@ralf said:

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@ralf said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:

@noob404 said:

@ralf said:
And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

Really cracking me up where you been! Gonna need you next Megathread!

I don't want to get banned from the offers! This thread is OK because it's only for a TV, but if I missed those $7 deals, I'd be livid.

Smart thinking. Gotta have your priorities straight!

Yup. The way it's going I might not even win the $10 credit. I think I need another 200 more shitposts to get that.

Only 200 more? Gimme your login, I'll start some conversation:)

ralf will end up seeing him talking to himself

That would be madness

But, I'd pay money to watch it.

I bet.

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