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ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

We have an expression here - "do as I say, not as I do"

You sound like a parent

No, but I had one or two

ralf · December 2025

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I have to pick the pace up. Sara did 600+ comments yesterday. That's awesome

Who's counting?

The stats page. Check my signature. Why you acting like this is your first time, you pro??!!

He ain't no pro. He's amateur category material.

Yeah there's more medical checks for pro

ralf · December 2025

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Again, not kidding.

No doubt, Sara. The only thing we need now is the pink thread.

What are you unravelling?

I'm. Opening something pink for all to enter.

What is it my

ralf · December 2025

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dammm

Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

Boxing? Pardon my ignorance.

MMA. it is so much more than boxing..

That them thing with all the actors? I love martial arts tbh but the MakeMeAnal league is unknown to me.

mixed martial arts.

one with actors is WWE or other "leagues", it;s mostly called wrestling, although there's also real wrestling which is part of the MMA..

WWF is the one with pandas.

World wide federation for nature?

yes, but it is called a bit differently

WWF = World Wildlife Fund

WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment

funny fact, until 2002 WWE was known as WWF = World Wrestling Federation, but in 2002 they lost a legal battle against the real WWF and had to change their abbreviation (and thus the actual name) to WWE

wildlife won!

BTW turns out they changed their name from World wildlife fund to worldwide fund for nature - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Fund_for_Nature

Probably too many nutters came along to their protests in fake fighting gear.

Lol! Don't know the exact reason for the name change, but I am guessing it's something trivial or unrelated to nature or wildlife

Who changed their name?

Frustin'

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

I would love to have a pink motherboard or RAM. Will sell for much higher prices later, Ig.

Sara's already made a claim on my pink ram

Locked that in fair price. Can pay in goods and services fwiw

What if your services are already good?

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Don't you use kg there in the UK?

Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

Yah, especially if you are in a country that drive son left

All the best ones do

I love you man...m but ... Really cannot overcome this difference. I mean... Let's get some therapy together to tackle this.

As long as we don't end up doing something middle of the road

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

@noob404 said:

@bchot said:

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@Saragoldfarb said:

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

We have an expression here - "do as I say, not as I do"

Exactly. Time to change that. I am not into working towards changing parenting for the 21st century and gen-z and all but there are some aspects that need to change for the better

Ban the kids from LET..... Oh wait....

I wonder what happened to opus

ralf · December 2025

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What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

She'll give you the best dreams

Any experience or reviews?

11/10 would dream again

I tried dreaming, and it was nice, no pink dinos though.

Yeah, she was in my dreams last night and she can only be in one place at once.

Got 2 hands though.

Can you reach that far?

ralf · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

I would love to have a pink motherboard or RAM. Will sell for much higher prices later, Ig.

Sara's already made a claim on my pink ram

DDRat5?

Good joke actually.

Yeah, I didn't ACK it

ralf · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Is Costco US/UK thing only?

I don't know what countries they actually operate in but no. I know they have a store in China for instance (although I think they used to have several and maybe only have one now).

Really? Didn't know....

Yep. They have a lot of regional foods as well apparently. Just probably massive packs of everything still.

ralf · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Soo many good jokes there...m I'm trying to be real good today!

A leaky anus in public is not a joking matter. It takes at least 3 washes to get the jeans clean afterwards.

I can totally understand, which is why I recommended not joking about it

It's fine to joke about it afterwards, just not while someone is still wearing the brown stain of shame

Oh yes, that's okay then. Not pull them down while they are already walking the walk of shame. Got it.

We're pulling down what?

Noob wanted to pull down someone's pants as a joke

ralf · December 2025

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Taking a break
.. see ya in the past or present. Goodnight.

leaving the desert for later?

Giving you your just desserts

ralf · December 2025

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

What would that be?

I had a pretty good idea what she might be using it for

Whatis is then?

Pinky

And Brain

Beniskickbutt · December 2025

Gobble gobble, its page 876. Good job yall

ralf · December 2025

@Beniskickbutt said:
Gobble gobble, its page 876. Good job yall

Hi Ben, hope you're still kicking butt

RockLee · December 2025

Hello, I would like to double my bandwidth.
order #3906969899
Thanks!

Ganonk · December 2025

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Hello all?

Hey buddy, how's it hanging. Wanna join in the fun and maybe hype for a giveaway?

Guess not.

Was that one of the double trouble gang? I'm surprised Dustin has any pipe left after all this.

Yeah, I'm mean, better off doing some colo at these numbers.

It does explain why the GB score for these VPSes is only double figures.

Yeh, said innit. I always confuse them with my atoms then like, wait, noone offering atoms in Seattle.

But at least we got double bandwidth. Yay for bandwidth.

Although I don't think I've ever used more than 5% of my original bandwidth, I still asked for more because I'm greedy like that.

I always need MOOOaAAaRRRRR!

That's what the RackNerd thread was made for - MOARRRR!!!!

Double mooooooaoaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

LiL 🤣

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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@Ganonk said:
Hello all?

Hey buddy, how's it hanging. Wanna join in the fun and maybe hype for a giveaway?

Guess not.

Was that one of the double trouble gang? I'm surprised Dustin has any pipe left after all this.

Yeah, I'm mean, better off doing some colo at these numbers.

It does explain why the GB score for these VPSes is only double figures.

Yeh, said innit. I always confuse them with my atoms then like, wait, noone offering atoms in Seattle.

But at least we got double bandwidth. Yay for bandwidth.

Although I don't think I've ever used more than 5% of my original bandwidth, I still asked for more because I'm greedy like that.

I always need MOOOaAAaRRRRR!

That's what the RackNerd thread was made for - MOARRRR!!!!

Double mooooooaoaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

LiL 🤣

Glad you like it. My pleasure.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

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@Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

Not right now. Only shrooms. No squares for me anymore. Well, just once a year. On another national holiday, kings day. Actually, the night before as that's when we party.

i kept stepping outside trying to catch my neighbor smoking to steal one of his, but never got to see him.. no squares for me either.. i haven't smoked in 5 years (and 1 week).. cigarettes, i mean. i did smoke a few joints throughout, only because they sometimes come free with purchase of vapes and concentrates, or as doorbusters.

I tried to quit Smoking. Just can't seem to be able to beat it. Could go days without but then... Just one or 2 a day... For a day or two.. then I can weeks without.

Unless I'm partying.

at some point i just noticed that the only thing i was getting from cigarettes was increased heart rate.. none of the previously perceived benefits were there. and the cost.. omg.. a pack = $12 or so.. even going to a nearby state of indiana - 45min drive - would still be $7 a pack.. so i quit.. i do not get it how people can't quit stuff, starting with my wife, and hers is only "thrill of buying stuff", not even close to actual nicotine deficiency.. and similar started my months off of weed. just stopped after literally getting high 5 times a day for 20 years with just 1 half year break in 2012 when i had no money to buy it cause had no job for like 8 months.. so this summer i stopped. it was easier than cigarettes, and easier than quitting pepsi and sugar in general, cause those 2 were gone for good, but weed - was just a break.. as i mentioned, getting high in september was the best time of my life.. LOL.. same will be in january...

I have felt the same as well
I couldn't quit no matter what I did. But I came real close or atleast my consumption reduced when the government decided to raise taxes on cigs, bringing the price to almost 2x of what it used to be

so do you still smoke? how many years?

my first cigarette i smoked when i was 7, and first pack too, but then i was beaten to pulp by my mother, and it was over.. then at 16 i resumed.. for 25 years..

PS i was left to do my own thing when i was a child.. my first pornography i saw at the same tender age of 7.. i couldn't understand it and puked.. but i still remember parts of that movie...

Damn man, 7 is way toooo young, way tooo, to have done both of those things. Were you born in a household with many kids or something, such that it was difficult to micromanage every single one of you or something?

no, but both of my parents were in the army, and mom was into public theater, she was the "director" of plays and such.. so i was left to myself. i only have sister who's 3.5y younger.

Oh, I understand. But, were you introduced to the habits at 7 by an adult, or were you a naturally curious kid at that age that went to explore the rabbit hole on your own and stumbled upon these?

saw my parents do it.. and everyone around them too..

Oh yah, most kids learn it from their parents. No offence to parents, but, this is just generally for every parent out there. They smoke infront of their kids and then ask their kids to never pick up that habit. That's unfortunately not how it works. Lead by example.

we lived in a small 10k people town that mostly housed military officers and their families. so everyone knew everyone. so my mother would sometimes send me to buy her cigarettes with a little note asking cashier to sell those to me.. so it was easy to buy some later.. or ask some random soldier..

Oh, so you were way clever for a 7-year old. I dunno whether to commend you or do the opposite for being sneaky.

Discipline is always best.

Also very very hard!

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

They do sell diapers there right?

Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket

Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

Lol.

Should have been careful.

If you're out and about and need to be careful you can always fashion a bung out of toilet paper.

ROFL. Thanks for the life room. Hope it never comes to that

Just stock a lot of toilet paper and you'll be alright

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Beef hotdogs is the devils work

Dunno I ever had any tbh

I would say you should try one, but... you'll get the shits if you do

Nana, not gonna bother . That ain't my niche

Mine neither, guys.

They are quite tasty though, even if they "repeat on you later", if you get my drift.

Lost... Don't bother to explain.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Where noob at? Asleep yet?

Not dreaming of you apparently...

How'd you know? Were you hijacking my dream with whatever niche software you manage?

No, my software doesn't affect dreams and nobody dreams about using it either.

The first part is fine, but second part is sad. ANything the hype squad can do?

I can make your dreams come true. Granted , it comes at a price.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Where noob at? Asleep yet?

Not dreaming of you apparently...

How'd you know? Were you hijacking my dream with whatever niche software you manage?

No, my software doesn't affect dreams and nobody dreams about using it either.

Except maybe in nightmares.

Does it cause them, or worsen them?

It soothes the pain.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Why do we always stop short of the target?

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Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Adult diapers could be a good plan, but I'd worry about the look I'd get from the shop staff.

Just wear something weird and funny and they'll piece it together.

Or livestream while buying them

That's gonna be good. Guest appearance on my OnlyFans m

How does that work? Your costco or mine?

I can travel, no problem.

Awesome, my card admits 2 guests.

When did Costco become a private thingy requiring private cards and such. We still talking about costco?

Outside the US, membership is a requirement since it was introduced. I wasn't sure if it was a legal thing because they price all their stuff without tax because they're selling to trade. Nowadays they've added the tax price in a smaller font because more retail customers members shop there, but the membership is very restrictive. You have to be in certain professions to be able to join.

Aight, got some like that. It's illegal here to only advertise prices excluding vat.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Okay guys, I am gonna hand over the torch to the rat gang and the pink dino for the day. See y'all later. Gotta ago. Good night!

don't you torch that rat gang

Nest on fire, 🔥.

Never ever would I do that to ralf and his rat gang. They are the engine that keeps the thread running/

Good to hear it

I second this.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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These afternoon naps don't refresh me and I wake up more tired than ever. I wish I could refresh my energy levels with an F5 or something. Ralf, got any software for that?

Just sleep it off.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Should I piss on it?

Would take the whole rat family though and hope none of them had anything flammable for the night.

Yeah, but it'd be a bit kinky though so there's pros and cons

Let's concentrate on the pros

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Also, bleach. Gotta keep the place tidy.

Bleaching also has anti-microbial effect, right?

Anti everything effect.

Depends... We're talking anal bleechinynow?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb do you have any of that magic carpet cleaning stuff left?

Not kidding but I have pink stuff... I mean for real..

Actually, I might be interested in that for real, but I think my timescales are too short.

Oh no. I mean got plenty of it. Dunno why but stacked with pink stuff.

Dino juice. Like the eco warriers are always complaining about.

You got the eco warrior disruption issues there as well?

Yeah, they were upset that normal people were too able to get on with their lives in peace

Wankers

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