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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Yep, i'd avoid.

    Unless you want a special fake tan like his.

    Well, I'm not all against fake tans but only a slight tone is fine my me. Like barely noticeable. Cos you know, I just don't like the look, especially on aged People. I wonder how the get in between all the wrinkles of his ballsack.

    The girls on the E island help out with that.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Fluffy is just a normal word I think! I'd imagine the german is pfluffig.

    I'll ask my german sis in law and say a Brit called her that. Let see how well that conversation goes.

    Ey what? I never called you that!

    I made up the German word too...

    But fluffy is a good word. If you called a girl that in English she'd probably think it was cute. She might also think you were saying she was fat, it's a 50:50 outcome. But probably mostly cute. It's how we describe the nice clouds...

    I see... How about calling a guy fluffy? Like walking straight into the pub and like " Hiya fluffy"

    Yeah, you might get punched, but only because they'll think you're saying they're cute and implying they might like a bit of that.

    I see.... Now I dunno... Probably need to watch my mouth.

  • ralfralf Member
    edited December 2025

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    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    Yeh, but do need to get to some binging in a bit. Invested in a series I don't particularly like but just have to finish it!

    Yeah, I still haven't finished that film from Friday night yet. I'll try to get that watched tonight.

    Like yeah, I don't even know what the series is called... Gangsta shit some hotties to make it bearable. Think 50 cent in it. No fan of his but just to give an idea about the quality of the show.

    I'd probably watch it for the hotties

    Fun for both. Not very netflix like. They show boobies. Not game of thrones boobies but you know.

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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    What more can one ask for!

    Oh you mean barney?

    Oh yeah, I think so, came to mind..I love darts. Haven't been following for a year so not sure who's dominating these days, probably not him but yeah...

    Loads on MAN-BOOBS, so you know. Darts ace!

    Wow, that's given me a whole new insight into you! But yeah, I can see it...

    Also love pools (is that the word even?)... I mean... Men bending over like that....

    I have never heard of such a thing, and I think the UK might have banned searching for such pictures!

    What going on? Why all the banning? Also Imgur. Not all that bad now is it? Porn sites still allowed?

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

    Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Doesn't he just hover though? If you fly, if there a left or right?

    God told humans to do lots of things that he didn't bother with himself. He was a bit of a control freak, truth be told.

    Yeah, hence the big book. No way to get through it. Could have left a quick start summary m

    Big mistake. Big flood, tried to kill the humans. Missed a few, they turned out to be dicks as well. The end.

    Might make a good t-shirt.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Yep, i'd avoid.

    Unless you want a special fake tan like his.

    Well, I'm not all against fake tans but only a slight tone is fine my me. Like barely noticeable. Cos you know, I just don't like the look, especially on aged People. I wonder how the get in between all the wrinkles of his ballsack.

    The girls on the E island help out with that.

    I'm getting slow, needed to think about that one, then it dropped. E.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

    Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

    She single. Could bring her.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    I'm heading out by beloved rat bruthah

    <3

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    What more can one ask for!

    Oh you mean barney?

    Oh yeah, I think so, came to mind..I love darts. Haven't been following for a year so not sure who's dominating these days, probably not him but yeah...

    Loads on MAN-BOOBS, so you know. Darts ace!

    Wow, that's given me a whole new insight into you! But yeah, I can see it...

    Also love pools (is that the word even?)... I mean... Men bending over like that....

    I have never heard of such a thing, and I think the UK might have banned searching for such pictures!

    What going on? Why all the banning? Also Imgur. Not all that bad now is it? Porn sites still allowed?

    They're allowed, but you have to prove your identity with a whole bunch of new shady companies that have suddenly appeared for this task. But given that no company the government approves to handle data hasn't had massive data breaches, not surprisingly nobody trusts these chumps.

    In other news, the week after the bans came in force, VPNs filled almost all the top-10 download charts and I think NordVPN said their signup rate was something like 5000% higher than usual.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Doesn't he just hover though? If you fly, if there a left or right?

    God told humans to do lots of things that he didn't bother with himself. He was a bit of a control freak, truth be told.

    Yeah, hence the big book. No way to get through it. Could have left a quick start summary m

    Big mistake. Big flood, tried to kill the humans. Missed a few, they turned out to be dicks as well. The end.

    Might make a good t-shirt.

    Haha yeah. True dat.

    Actually one of the best God T-shirts I saw had "Jesus is coming" in big letters on the front and "Look busy" on the back.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Yep, i'd avoid.

    Unless you want a special fake tan like his.

    Well, I'm not all against fake tans but only a slight tone is fine my me. Like barely noticeable. Cos you know, I just don't like the look, especially on aged People. I wonder how the get in between all the wrinkles of his ballsack.

    The girls on the E island help out with that.

    I'm getting slow, needed to think about that one, then it dropped. E.

    Yeah, I don't want to get LET on any (more) lists...

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

    Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

    She single. Could bring her.

    How is she with the Dewey-eyed Decimal System?

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm heading out by beloved rat bruthah

    <3

    Fair enough, have a lovely evening my <3

  • hope y'all having fun.. i certainly am. UFC 323 all fights (but 1) so far were finishes (before time ended by knockout or submission), i am already drunk AF and it's only 2pm, and despite all the "stupid as fuck" remarks i received for that ongoing "ubuntu/debian" question posted in "help" section of LET, i am having lots of good times for sure.. soon it's time to cook. i love cooking when drunk.. it's like walking on the edge.. will i burn down the house? who knows.. i am hungry.. well, not right now, but will be.. and today is red potato night... the only vegetable that i cannot eat more than 1/2kg of, as opposed to any other - double that or even more..

    i am doing shots of Tequila with salt and lime, and Vodka goes for Moscow Mules.. two of my all time favs.. if you haven't had Tequila the way it's supposed to be drunk - room temp with lime and salt, - you don't know what you're missing.. normally i do not drink anything i cannot see thru, so it is those 2 and sometimes gin or maybe light (as in not dark) beer..

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  • both bottles are almost finished.. but will be enough for today for sure..

  • @bchot OMG that is a lot of alcohol! Drink lots of water too. Also, a bit disappointed your vodka didn't have a worm at the bottle.

    Thanked by 1bchot
  • Also in your current state, you should step away from the root prompt and watch more TV instead.

    Thanked by 1bchot
  • Going to sleep now. Have a good night everyone

  • dammm

    Henry Cejudo final fight.. just fucking awesome... he such a GOAT.. his trainer retired with him.. wow..

  • @Saragoldfarb you got a square to spare? i want 1 right now.. or a joint.. but not joint.. hehe.. or edible .. now would be a great time to pop 1, while liver overloaded with alcohol, edible would do a lot of good. otherwise i just digest them with little effect.. metabolism too fast.. but on dec 31st i will do some edibles.. it'll be 2 months of break, can't hardly wait...

  • wow.. just wow.. 1 and only commercial during UFC 323 was invitation to join ICE with up to $50k sign on bonus.. DANA WHITE (UFC leader) is such a pussy piece of shit TRUMP lover.. what a sorry fucking excuse for a human being.. OK i would understand being under pressure to come out with trump and you know, trump is an avid UFC lover, and all that shit, but running 1 commercial in all of the event and it's to join ICE, while most of your fighters are from other countries and half of them train in USA as immigrants or visitors.. wow.. 3 more fights and i feel like i don't wanna watch this shit anymore.. what an epic fail, as people used to say..

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    Hello,I would like to double the bandwidth.
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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    What more can one ask for!

    Oh you mean barney?

    Oh yeah, I think so, came to mind..I love darts. Haven't been following for a year so not sure who's dominating these days, probably not him but yeah...

    Loads on MAN-BOOBS, so you know. Darts ace!

    Wow, that's given me a whole new insight into you! But yeah, I can see it...

    Also love pools (is that the word even?)... I mean... Men bending over like that....

    I have never heard of such a thing, and I think the UK might have banned searching for such pictures!

    What going on? Why all the banning? Also Imgur. Not all that bad now is it? Porn sites still allowed?

    They're allowed, but you have to prove your identity with a whole bunch of new shady companies that have suddenly appeared for this task. But given that no company the government approves to handle data hasn't had massive data breaches, not surprisingly nobody trusts these chumps.

    In other news, the week after the bans came in force, VPNs filled almost all the top-10 download charts and I think NordVPN said their signup rate was something like 5000% higher than usual.

    That's too bad. Fairly certain it will hit thebrwstvof Europe in the years ahead. Luckily NL has always been quite against it but we'll cave eventually, most probably.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Factually speaking we drive on the right side of the road when you drove left and we are approving you so objectively speaking your wrong side of the road maybe may not the the good side of the road. If you've take a more considerate approach you may think left is right when you face the other way but how does that work when you're upside down, so like down under? Where do they drive?

    They drive on the left, just as God himself intended it to be.

    Doesn't he just hover though? If you fly, if there a left or right?

    God told humans to do lots of things that he didn't bother with himself. He was a bit of a control freak, truth be told.

    Yeah, hence the big book. No way to get through it. Could have left a quick start summary m

    Big mistake. Big flood, tried to kill the humans. Missed a few, they turned out to be dicks as well. The end.

    Might make a good t-shirt.

    Haha yeah. True dat.

    Actually one of the best God T-shirts I saw had "Jesus is coming" in big letters on the front and "Look busy" on the back.

    Lol, I like that one .

    Love humour, yes I'm religious, not gonna debate that here but yeah, proper good.

    Sorry Jesus.

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    Except for the shower, the golden one.

    Yep, i'd avoid.

    Unless you want a special fake tan like his.

    Well, I'm not all against fake tans but only a slight tone is fine my me. Like barely noticeable. Cos you know, I just don't like the look, especially on aged People. I wonder how the get in between all the wrinkles of his ballsack.

    The girls on the E island help out with that.

    I'm getting slow, needed to think about that one, then it dropped. E.

    Yeah, I don't want to get LET on any (more) lists...

    Lolzz yeah kinda knows for shitposting by now :)

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    True dedication!

    Or true defecation in this case

    You got a way with words my man. I approve.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,
    Eaten a costco hotdog, and now I need the loo.

    Lol, I mean, you'd do perfect at Sinterklaas. Iets all about rhyme:)

    I saw your poem about hej comen now or whataver. Surprisingly understandable as "funny english" actually...

    Mhwahaahab, yeah didn't bother to run it through a translater. English isn't much different.... I think... It's way more posh though. And it's just nice sounding I guess. No matter how polite Dutch sounds rude from the get go. Not as bad as German though.

    I did ask in some other group, but does Krampuss show up for your sinterklaas?

    Oh yeah, krampuss that a real thing here but only very local. Most people would be like: who that?

    Oh, I thought it was all over the US, so assumed it was all countries with germanic languages, like the Grimm's fairy tales and stuff.

    Grimm yes. Addicted to those stories. Like some really fucked up when you think of it.

    Yeah, it's kind of funny how they slip under the radar because "they're just kids stories". Although most of the english translations aren't quite as dark.

    Yeh, the stories got adjusted over time. Friend of mine did some nerdy university thingy about literature and educated me about some of the weird shit in it... Did I pay enough attention to remember? Nope... She lovely though , proper hot but outright nerd.

    Sounds like my favourite kind of nerd

    She single. Could bring her.

    How is she with the Dewey-eyed Decimal System?

    I think nobody is down with that :)

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