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• Samurai Member

  April 2025

  good morning, @sh97

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  April 2025

  @sh97 said:
  Good morning crunchers, I've received your messages and will start processing the orders/giveaways soon(tm)

  Can I send you a message too

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:

  @sh97 said:
  Good morning crunchers, I've received your messages and will start processing the orders/giveaways soon(tm)

  Can I send you a message too

  i'll make you nat VM on the 3200g when it's fixed if he says no

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• Smigit Member

  April 2025

  @sh97 said:
  Good morning crunchers, I've received your messages and will start processing the orders/giveaways soon(tm)

  Good morning. Hopefully a good day ahead

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @FAT32 said:

  @sh97 said:
  Good morning crunchers, I've received your messages and will start processing the orders/giveaways soon(tm)

  Can I send you a message too

  i'll make you nat VM on the 3200g when it's fixed if he says no

  

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @FAT32 said:

  @sh97 said:
  Good morning crunchers, I've received your messages and will start processing the orders/giveaways soon(tm)

  Can I send you a message too

  i'll make you nat VM on the 3200g when it's fixed if he says no

  

  more ram for me then

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  so close to the petabyte only a few more hours
  

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• Astro Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:
  so close to the petabyte only a few more hours
  

  Damn qhat are you doing

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• sh97 Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:

  @sh97 said:
  Good morning crunchers, I've received your messages and will start processing the orders/giveaways soon(tm)

  Can I send you a message too

  you can slide into my DMs anytime

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @Astro said:

  @beanman109 said:
  so close to the petabyte only a few more hours
  

  Damn qhat are you doing

  stress testing $80 p/mnth unlimited 10gbps
  

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• NaughtyWombat Member

  April 2025

  MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
• Blembim Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @Astro said:

  @beanman109 said:
  so close to the petabyte only a few more hours
  

  Damn qhat are you doing

  stress testing $80 p/mnth unlimited 10gbps
  

  newtork is fast my man

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• Blembim Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @FAT32 said:
  You will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

  why this remind me of 食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  我想要一大盘鸡 - The bamboo bends with the wind, yet stands after the storm — such is the way of a steady heart in a changing life.

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• Blembim Member

  April 2025 edited April 2025

  @FAT32 said:

  @barbaros said:
  I need to get drunk in an hour guys, let's do this quickly please.

  Edit: And maybe get a chance to get laid also, but's that slim.

  Sorry asking for a friend, how do I a person get laid? Is there a sign up link or promo code somewhere?

  helo yes it possibel at one of funovps region, but due to our strong law of the land policy i cannot say more

  Blembim.

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @Blembim said: but due to our strong law of the land policy i cannot say more

  tell me more about this saying less

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  April 2025

  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

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• Blembim Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @Blembim said: but due to our strong law of the land policy i cannot say more

  tell me more about this saying less

  Bloody oath mate

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• Penguin Member

  April 2025

  @beanman109 said:

  @Astro said:

  @beanman109 said:
  so close to the petabyte only a few more hours
  

  Damn qhat are you doing

  stress testing $80 p/mnth unlimited 10gbps
  

  物尽其用
  Chinese idiom which means "make full use of things "

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• komdragon Member

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  When were you not?

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  April 2025

  @komdragon said:

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  When were you not?

  Well the sad truth is why the fuck am I becoming a wizard

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:

  @komdragon said:

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  When were you not?

  Well the sad truth is why the fuck am I becoming a wizard

  

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• Penguin Member

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  You must be Dracorex hogwartsia, a real dinosaur named after the Hogwarts school for wizards from Harry Potter

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• dosai Member

  April 2025 edited April 2025

  https://x.com/lavitalenta/status/1913935567718633749

  https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1913935490975453184/vid/avc1/748x720/ZzD07d9Hl4SBEf4L.mp4

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• admax Member, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  I am... Voldemort.

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• Smigit Member

  April 2025

  @FAT32 said:

  @komdragon said:

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  When were you not?

  Well the sad truth is why the fuck am I becoming a wizard

  Once you’re a wizard you can make sense of IPv6

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• Penguin Member

  April 2025

  @admax said:
  I am... Voldemort.

  @Smigit said:

  @FAT32 said:

  @komdragon said:

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  When were you not?

  Well the sad truth is why the fuck am I becoming a wizard

  Once you’re a wizard you can make sense of IPv6

  IPv6 was invented by Voldemort

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  April 2025

  @Smigit said:

  @FAT32 said:

  @komdragon said:

  @FAT32 said:
  At this point I am really becoming a wizard

  When were you not?

  Well the sad truth is why the fuck am I becoming a wizard

  Once you’re a wizard you can make sense of IPv6

  If I have an option I don't really want to become a wizard, ngl I am low-key jealous of those who aren't.

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 2025

  

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• trew Member

  April 2025 edited April 2025

  @crunchbits said:

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• sh97 Member, Host Rep

  April 2025

  @sh97 said:
  baby @crunchbits sent me the results!

  @muffin - 16GB VDS + Calin premium blanket
  @Smigit - 16GB VDS
  @komdragon - 16GB VDS
  @beanman109 - a firm handshake from doc yerec and full fix 3200G

  8GB VDS
  @Blembim
  @lukast__

  4GB VDS
  @wadhah
  @oriend

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  DM me with your registered IDs, and we'll get you sorted tomorrow (Monday West Asia Time)

  Hopefully, I did not miss anyone, your premium crankbis veedeeesss should be delivered.
  ( @Smigit I'll process yours with the dedi )

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