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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @caracal said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    Give the man a $69/y dedi paid in chilli crab at no signboard

    I would strike that deal. I'm going to fast for 48 hours and force him to sit and awkwardly make small talk with me about online drama for at least 3 hours.

    @FAT32 can we shake on it?

    Thanked by 10satorik admax FAT32 geo Decicus muffin nghialele plumberg Blembim lukast__
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    Can I still draw something

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @FAT32 said:
    Can I still draw something

    I'm sure it wouldn't hurt your chances for something else that is coming. Something that is even going to make @sh97 blow a gasket when he finds out.

    Something so deadpool-tier, that someone might have a mental break.

    Thanked by 17geo lala_th admax FAT32 Decicus muffin ariq01 satorik Kevinf100 barbaros nghialele JoeMerit lothos Smigit PineappleM Blembim lukast__
  • muffinmuffin Member

    I don’t know about a mental break but I’m about to throw up chugging that Red Bull at 8 AM.

    Thanked by 4barbaros FAT32 PineappleM Blembim
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @crunchbits said:

    @caracal said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    Give the man a $69/y dedi paid in chilli crab at no signboard

    I would strike that deal. I'm going to fast for 48 hours and force him to sit and awkwardly make small talk with me about online drama for at least 3 hours.

    @FAT32 can we shake on it?

    Time to start a private lunch with FAT32 auction

    Thanked by 6muffin geo admax ariq01 Blembim lukast__
  • cybertechcybertech Member

    we need VPS deal

    Thanked by 3admax FAT32 Blembim
  • muffinmuffin Member

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @caracal said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    Give the man a $69/y dedi paid in chilli crab at no signboard

    I would strike that deal. I'm going to fast for 48 hours and force him to sit and awkwardly make small talk with me about online drama for at least 3 hours.

    @FAT32 can we shake on it?

    Time to start a private lunch with FAT32 auction

    $7

    Thanked by 3crunchbits FAT32 Blembim
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @muffin said:
    I don’t know about a mental break but I’m about to throw up chugging that Red Bull at 8 AM.

    Respectable.

    @FAT32 said:
    Time to start a private lunch with FAT32 auction

    $7

    Thanked by 9geo muffin admax FAT32 satorik barbaros ShadowLurker Blembim lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @cybertech said:
    we need VPS deal

    That's what is coming. What would you say your ideal average specs are on a VPS?

    Thanked by 9admax geo muffin ShadowLurker Decicus cybertech FAT32 Blembim lukast__
  • nghialelenghialele Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:
    Can I still draw something

    I'm sure it wouldn't hurt your chances for something else that is coming. Something that is even going to make @sh97 blow a gasket when he finds out.

    Something so deadpool-tier, that someone might have a mental break.

    Someone might have a mental break.

    Happy Easter!

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • senossenos Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART.

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @barbaros said:
    I need to get drunk in an hour guys, let's do this quickly please.

    Edit: And maybe get a chance to get laid also, but's that slim.

    Sorry asking for a friend, how do I a person get laid? Is there a sign up link or promo code somewhere?

    Thanked by 6admax geo barbaros satorik muffin lukast__
  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @caracal said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    Give the man a $69/y dedi paid in chilli crab at no signboard

    I would strike that deal. I'm going to fast for 48 hours and force him to sit and awkwardly make small talk with me about online drama for at least 3 hours.

    @FAT32 can we shake on it?

    Time to start a private lunch with FAT32 auction

    Travel expenses included?

    Thanked by 2admax FAT32
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    I am still at page 29 but will there be actual egg hunt in this thread?

    Thanked by 7admax ariq01 barbaros muffin geo jolo22 lukast__
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @cybertech said:
    we need VPS deal

    That's what is coming. What would you say your ideal average specs are on a VPS?

    1 core 2 ram 20 disk

    2 core 4 ram 50 disk (or smth like that)

    3 core 8 ram 80 disk

    4 core 16 ram 120 disk

    Or

    6 core 6 ram 66 disk

    Thanked by 5crunchbits admax ShadowLurker FAT32 lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @FAT32 said:

    @barbaros said:
    I need to get drunk in an hour guys, let's do this quickly please.

    Edit: And maybe get a chance to get laid also, but's that slim.

    Sorry asking for a friend, how do I a person get laid? Is there a sign up link or promo code somewhere?

    @FAT32 said:

    @barbaros said:
    I need to get drunk in an hour guys, let's do this quickly please.

    Edit: And maybe get a chance to get laid also, but's that slim.

    Sorry asking for a friend, how do I a person get laid? Is there a sign up link or promo code somewhere?

    All you will need, brother.

    @barbaros said:
    6 core 6 ram 66 disk

    ON THIS DAY, THE HOLIEST OF HOLY?

    Thanked by 8geo barbaros ShadowLurker admax muffin FAT32 Blembim lukast__
  • cybertechcybertech Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @cybertech said:
    we need VPS deal

    That's what is coming. What would you say your ideal average specs are on a VPS?

    2C3G40GB thereabouts?

    Thanked by 3crunchbits admax FAT32
  • muffinmuffin Member

    @FAT32 said:

    @barbaros said:
    I need to get drunk in an hour guys, let's do this quickly please.

    Edit: And maybe get a chance to get laid also, but's that slim.

    Sorry asking for a friend, how do I a person get laid? Is there a sign up link or promo code somewhere?

    I can give out some strategies but i don’t know for sure if it works because coach don’t play

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • ShadowLurkerShadowLurker Member

    @crunchbits said:

    All you will need, brother.

    almost opened the link

    Thanked by 3crunchbits FAT32 muffin
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

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  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    My i lost nice server auctions by crunchy daddy

    Thanked by 1nghialele
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @admax said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    @fiberstate

    Don't mind the amateurs... Time to drop the FS-A

    Many years later, I still remember that moment.

    Many years later...

    I still remember the day where I hang out with her and watched a movie together... I even still keep the ticket albeit all the text has faded away...

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  • cybertechcybertech Member
    edited April 2025

    got this real fear that I'm gonna be in the air for a few hours and once im online again everyone's happily YABSing their deals

    ok even if I'm able to get in flight WiFi the latency probably be like 5000ms

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  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @nghialele said:

    @crunchbits said:
    $99/yr Dedi Winners:

    Of the attached list of usernames, can you pick me 5 at random to be winners? One of them has to be "Smigit" or else I will get fired.

    You got it. Here’s a random set that includes Smigit:
    @Smigit ✅
    @ServerBachelor
    @plumberg
    @DP
    @JohnFlich123

    DP is a crooked forum admin and somehow hacked you. Can you draw 1 extra name (we'll do 6) from the list?

    Absolutely.
    @gsea4 ✅ ← replacement draw

    DM @sh97 your registered e-mails and we'll assign your beautiful fresh E3. If you want to gift it to someone else in this thread, by all means as long as they're here/active and then once settled make sure you DM it to @sh97 so he has a simple, easy to track, confirmed gift request.

    @plumberg

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  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @cybertech said:

    got this real fear that I'm gonna be in the air for a few hours and once im online again everyone's happily YABSing their deals

    C'est la vie!!

    Thanked by 1cybertech
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @kuroit said:

    WE WANT MORE DEDI DEALSSSSS!

    You can make one

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  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @mandala said:

    @muffin said:
    (fumo + fumo) ² = fumofumo + 2fumofumo + fumofumo

    Quality meme, this deserves 100x more thanks

    Thanked by 8plumberg nghialele geo Decicus admax Blembim lukast__ muffin
  • ShadowLurkerShadowLurker Member

    @cybertech said:

    got this real fear that I'm gonna be in the air for a few hours and once im online again everyone's happily YABSing their deals

    ok even if I'm able to get in flight WiFi the latency probably be like 5000ms

    thats one way to save your wallet

    Thanked by 1cybertech
  • AstroAstro Member

    @FAT32 ban me from this thread please. I cant stand the excitement. I just wanted the crunchy 99 deal. Now anything else is just being unfair to my wallet

    Thanked by 5satorik FAT32 PineappleM jolo22 Blembim
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @FAT32 said:

    @mandala said:

    @muffin said:
    (fumo + fumo) ² = fumofumo + 2fumofumo + fumofumo

    Quality meme, this deserves 100x more thanks

    12 seconds I'm in, I just stopped the video, too much for me at 3 AM

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