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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Thanked by 1nghialele
  • @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:
    Sorry I slept like a baby last night, thanks for the tags / comments and will read them later :)

    GOOD MORNING, @FAT32

    How much does one have to pay for the privilege of obtaining a $99 dedi

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:
    Sorry I slept like a baby last night, thanks for the tags / comments and will read them later :)

    GOOD MORNING, @FAT32

    I wish I look like this but probably I look more like ULTRATHIN32

    A SECOND GOOD MORNING TO YOU MR. @FAT32

  • @crunchbits said:

    A SECOND GOOD MORNING TO YOU MR. @FAT32

    OLD32 or FAT99

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @ShadowLurker said:

    @crunchbits said:

    A SECOND GOOD MORNING TO YOU MR. @FAT32

    OLD32 or FAT99

  • admaxadmax Member, Megathread Squad
    edited April 2025

    Morning

    $7/y Gigahost is out of stock again.
    :'(

    Long ago
    The day I first laid eyes on you
    Wheels began to turn
    An unstoppable premonition of loss

  • CalinCalin Member

    Thanks for all fan arts , very beautiful , make my day more better <3

  • gsea4gsea4 Member

    @SilverCreek said:
    So, now's the time I put some 6/6/66's back in stock for $19/year? :smile:

    We're still waiting ...

  • guys, how good was the crunchbits "15 minute" VDS deal? I got one for FOMO purposes.

    Thanked by 3Smigit crunchbits FAT32
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    Ok finally have my cup of tea and let me read the thread...

  • @FAT32 said:
    Ok finally have my cup of tea and let me read the thread...

    You missed 7$/Y

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • Seems, I am late.

  • Not gonna read the shit I missed, good morning guyz ♥️

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • AstroAstro Member

    Morning

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @MS said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @MMzF said:
    @FAT32 Man, I know things have been rough. Drink some coffee, watch your favorite series, or take a walk in the park. Just relax yourself for a bit. You must’ve helped a lot of friends. You deserve that same care too. This community’s got your back and will keep you moving forward. You’re not alone.

    You know, sometimes I wish there's benchmark script for friends like a YABS...

    The sad truth is if any of then reach out to me needing some help I will still say yes probably 9/10 of the time.

    I just wish to be remembered.

    Saying no to them won't matter much to them. They'll just move to the next guy. It's up to you to save you mental health and learn to say no.

    Nahh I treasure every one of them so unlikely I will say no, I mean one day I will be important enough to them... right...?

    @cainyxues said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @MMzF said:
    @FAT32 Man, I know things have been rough. Drink some coffee, watch your favorite series, or take a walk in the park. Just relax yourself for a bit. You must’ve helped a lot of friends. You deserve that same care too. This community’s got your back and will keep you moving forward. You’re not alone.

    You know, sometimes I wish there's benchmark script for friends like a YABS...

    The sad truth is if any of then reach out to me needing some help I will still say yes probably 9/10 of the time.

    I just wish to be remembered.

    u can’t really run a yabs on people but some stuff fits. some friends are like those overshared nodes n feel slow or just not reliable. and some r like a decent vds, not perfect but got enough power to support u. maybe they can’t fix things but just listening helps.

    Heh overshared is an interesting take, but in reality I just hope to get the fair share of time when possible.

    @barbaros said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @MMzF said:
    @FAT32 Man, I know things have been rough. Drink some coffee, watch your favorite series, or take a walk in the park. Just relax yourself for a bit. You must’ve helped a lot of friends. You deserve that same care too. This community’s got your back and will keep you moving forward. You’re not alone.

    You know, sometimes I wish there's benchmark script for friends like a YABS...

    The sad truth is if any of then reach out to me needing some help I will still say yes probably 9/10 of the time.

    I just wish to be remembered.

    Hey dino. I know you are not serious with benchmarking friends but people also might have other things going on with their life. Everyone has ups and downs. Not everyone might be good friend as you are as in no one would drop what they are doing and help you because either they don't care, or they have their own stuff, or simply they didn't see it.

    Also, friendship and offering supports are not always related. I have some good friends, but I suck at offering them support. Best I can do is, "I am sorry to hear that, I hope you feel better soon". Simply because I don't know what else to say.

    In that case (as in when you need someone to talk and spare you their time) only consistent option is asking for professional help. It's consistent only if you have money, but because they are not your friends they are more free to give their feedback about you. For example I wouldn't want to hurt a friend of my unintentionally because I was giving my honest opinion on them.

    Also to add, finding counselors (or whatever it's called) is hit and miss. It's a constant search process, as you can't always click with the right one. But at least once you find it, it helps with things better.

    Good luck with your life, and I hope things get better for you.

    Thats some great advise there, though I always prefer both friendship and support to be the same set of people. If I trust a friend enough I dont mind if they tell me the hard and honest truth, even then sometimes I just need somewhere to vent.

    I do also offer my emotional support if they ever need some but time flies and things changed, I am probably less of a use for them anymore so the conversation is next to none now.

    Thats exactly my worries so the current way I am trying is more objective, I list down facts and my thoughts to find a reason to convince myself.

  • @Astro said:
    Morning

    Did you and your child sleep well I hope?

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @Vinegar said:

    @FAT32 said:
    Ok finally have my cup of tea and let me read the thread...

    You missed 7$/Y

    New user only, I have like 2 already from past sales

    Thanked by 4Vinegar admax geo Blembim
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @beanman109 said:
    wow that was quick, toronta already online

    Thats why it is called SolidSEOVPS

  • AstroAstro Member

    @crunchbits how can I get some goodies?

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • AstroAstro Member

    @PineappleM said:

    @Astro said:
    Morning

    Did you and your child sleep well I hope?

    Child yes. I was also sleeping well but then I saw i didn't get the 99 dedi so i gotz a bit bummed :(

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @crunchbits said:

    @DrNutella said:
    @SmokyHosts dropping two deals in one day! I have their reseller DA. Unbeatable prices.

    Yeah they might have been first? Deflowering the thread should be a special title. @FAT32 come back to us, we're your actual friends right here. You know anytime you want No Signboard it's on me. Just can't ask on social media since I don't use it, you have to open up that flip phone and SMS me.

    I am shy but can I send you a fax instead? I only have landlines and my mum doesnt allow me to own a phone

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @DrNutella said:
    @SmokyHosts dropping two deals in one day! I have their reseller DA. Unbeatable prices.

    Yeah they might have been first? Deflowering the thread should be a special title. @FAT32 come back to us, we're your actual friends right here. You know anytime you want No Signboard it's on me. Just can't ask on social media since I don't use it, you have to open up that flip phone and SMS me.

    I am shy but can I send you a fax instead? I only have landlines and my mum doesnt allow me to own a phone

    Fax I can't afford, but you can call.

    P.S. Tell me this doesn't instantly bring a smile to your face. 3 pillars of LET.

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @beanman109 said:
    here is some extra whiteboard art out of popular demand

    We need video proof /s

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”


    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.


    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

  • AstroAstro Member

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”


    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.


    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    The holy grail.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”


    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.


    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    Give the man a $69/y dedi paid in chilli crab at no signboard

  • admaxadmax Member, Megathread Squad

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”


    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.


    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    OH MY I AM THE 69TH THANKER AND I ALMOST COME LOOKING AT THIS

    I am following closely behind because it has already ended.
    :D

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @SolidSeoVPS said:
    Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good :D

    WHEN SS-A (SolidSeo-A)

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire
    edited April 2025

    @admax said:
    my dino...💤

    my admax... <3

    No homo... or maybe a little bit?

This discussion has been closed.