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Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

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  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @beanman109 said:
    my vision has been blurry since i woke up and i just ordered 2.25L of iced coffee
    happy easter

    Same here but in my case the vision of my life has been super blurry

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @ServerBachelor said:

    @fdasfad said:

    @crunchbits said: AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB
    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

    Rules:

    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    Thanked by 7Zyraemghmandalalukast__muffinebietsyFAT32

    Can I buy it?

    For $7 a year

    Really? Seems a little steep.

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @FAT32 said:

    @beanman109 said:
    my vision has been blurry since i woke up and i just ordered 2.25L of iced coffee
    happy easter

    Same here but in my case the vision of my life has been super blurry

    maybe because you forgot step 2:

  • @ServerBachelor said:

    @fdasfad said:

    @crunchbits said: AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB
    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

    Rules:

    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    Thanked by 7Zyraemghmandalalukast__muffinebietsyFAT32

    Can I buy it?

    For $7 a year

    $70 a month

    Thanked by 1Blembim
  • anakaraanakara Member
    edited April 2025

    It seems that @FAT32 has returned. Are there any 7 $ transactions here?

    Thanked by 3Blembim FAT32 nghialele
  • BlembimBlembim Member
    edited April 2025

    3 AM sleep on sunday night gotta make me die someday ngl

  • @FAT32 said:

    @beanman109 said:
    my vision has been blurry since i woke up and i just ordered 2.25L of iced coffee
    happy easter

    Same here but in my case the vision of my life has been super blurry

    why sounds like

    durg withdrawal syndrome

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits how do i claim my firm handshake

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @beanman109 said:
    @crunchbits how do i claim my firm handshake

    If I can shill the rest of these high spec units tonight, meet me in turks and caicos. Firm and waiting.

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @fdasfad said:

    @ServerBachelor said:

    @fdasfad said:

    @crunchbits said: AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB
    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

    Rules:

    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    Thanked by 7Zyraemghmandalalukast__muffinebietsyFAT32

    Can I buy it?

    For $7 a year

    $70 a month

    You'd have to ask @khajiit for permission.

    Thanked by 1geo
  • @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    Thanked by 2lala_th muffin
  • Where are the deals I can afford?

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @beanman109 said:
    @crunchbits how do i claim my firm handshake

    If I can shill the rest of these high spec units tonight, meet me in turks and caicos. Firm and waiting.

    i've been banned from the turks and caicos since 'the incident' you know this

  • @fdasfad said:

    @ServerBachelor said:

    @fdasfad said:

    @crunchbits said: AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB
    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

    Rules:

    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    Thanked by 7Zyraemghmandalalukast__muffinebietsyFAT32

    Can I buy it?

    For $7 a year

    $70 a month

    I missed this auction, congratulations @khajiit

  • @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire
    edited April 2025

    @beanman109 said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @beanman109 said:
    my vision has been blurry since i woke up and i just ordered 2.25L of iced coffee
    happy easter

    Same here but in my case the vision of my life has been super blurry

    maybe because you forgot step 2:

    Nah I need to somehow rewire my whole brain or some shit so I stop looking backwards or looking at all the things I have missed

    But the more I try to forget the stronger it leave an impression in my mind

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @NHNHNH000 said:

    @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

    will trade $7 giganorway for $100 crunchbit dedicate

  • @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    Nvm drop it now. I can wait for the server delivery. :)

  • @beanman109 said:

    @NHNHNH000 said:

    @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

    will trade $7 giganorway for $100 crunchbit dedicate

    Art of deal

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    great news everyone my coffee is arriving

  • @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    I dont mind a pre-order , don't mind paying you money 3 months before delivery , while you try to secure a GPU

    That got me think , what kind of price can we expect , I might need to check with my wallet if I can afford it ,

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:

    @NHNHNH000 said:

    @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

    will trade $7 giganorway for $100 crunchbit dedicate

    Greatest trade deal ever

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @plumberg said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @NHNHNH000 said:

    @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

    will trade $7 giganorway for $100 crunchbit dedicate

    Greatest trade deal ever

    last i checked you got one...
    thoughts on toronta?

    Thanked by 3Blembim plumberg geo
  • @lala_th said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    Nvm drop it now. I can wait for the server delivery. :)

    Yup , drop it now , so we can flex with pre-order screenshot alteast , all flash sale purchase are for flexing anyways , yabs or screenshot same thing

  • @NHNHNH000 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @NHNHNH000 said:

    @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

    will trade $7 giganorway for $100 crunchbit dedicate

    Art of deal

    Trump is on LET ?

    Thanked by 1NHNHNH000
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @codelock said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    I dont mind a pre-order , don't mind paying you money 3 months before delivery , while you try to secure a GPU

    That got me think , what kind of price can we expect , I might need to check with my wallet if I can afford it ,

    No, GPUs are already on hand. I would never presell units we don't have with regards to GPUs--way too risky. We just have a few different marketplaces and white labeled providers that I have to keep in mind when pushing them out and not stranding resources.

  • @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @codelock said:
    @crunchbits , drop those gpu flash sales , need to go to work soon :wink:

    I think it's going to be a slight pre-sale (~72hr). Ol chips getting tight these days, will have to have an idea how many to provision and what term.

    I dont mind a pre-order , don't mind paying you money 3 months before delivery , while you try to secure a GPU

    That got me think , what kind of price can we expect , I might need to check with my wallet if I can afford it ,

    No, GPUs are already on hand. I would never presell units we don't have with regards to GPUs--way too risky. We just have a few different marketplaces and white labeled providers that I have to keep in mind when pushing them out and not stranding resources.

    all I see is opportunity to sell spot instances on spare capacity

    Regards ,

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:

    @plumberg said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @NHNHNH000 said:

    @NaughtyWombat said:
    Where are the deals I can afford?

    gigachad host
    and it's gone

    will trade $7 giganorway for $100 crunchbit dedicate

    Greatest trade deal ever

    last i checked you got one...
    thoughts on toronta?

    Canada is the new USA

    Go Canada

    I miss you

    Thanked by 1PineappleM
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    me looking for the 3200g credentials @crunchbits 'emailed' me

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