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  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @Astro said:
    @FAT32 ban me from this thread please. I cant stand the excitement. I just wanted the crunchy 99 deal. Now anything else is just being unfair to my wallet

    Easter daddy said something about a dedicated server with gpu

  • ShadowLurkerShadowLurker Member

    @plumberg said:
    Easter daddy said something about a dedicated server with gpu

    a vps too

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • SmokyHostsSmokyHosts Member, Patron Provider

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    smokyhosts

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  • AstroAstro Member

    @plumberg said:

    @Astro said:
    @FAT32 ban me from this thread please. I cant stand the excitement. I just wanted the crunchy 99 deal. Now anything else is just being unfair to my wallet

    Easter daddy said something about a dedicated server with gpu

    damnnnn easter daddy really going all out! I doubt my luck will support me though either with the price or the chance of getting it lol

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @crunchbits said: A4000 and/or RTX 3090 VDS GPUs (very limited)

    FLASH IT AT $32/yr?

    Thanked by 7geo plumberg Decicus admax jolo22 Smigit lukast__
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said: A4000 and/or RTX 3090 VDS GPUs (very limited)

    FLASH IT AT $32/yr?

    That'd be an awesome flash ain't it @FAT32 to add to the memorable collections

    Thanked by 2FAT32 jolo22
  • DecicusDecicus Member
    edited April 2025

    @FAT32 said:

    @mandala said:

    @muffin said:
    (fumo + fumo) ² = fumofumo + 2fumofumo + fumofumo

    Quality meme, this deserves 100x more thanks

    thanks for quoting it, I had somehow missed it

    Perfect ASMR for sleepy time

    Thanked by 1Blembim
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @plumberg said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said: A4000 and/or RTX 3090 VDS GPUs (very limited)

    FLASH IT AT $32/yr?

    That'd be an awesome flash ain't it @FAT32 to add to the memorable collections

    And then there goes @crunchbits new Lamborghini

    Thanked by 5plumberg geo admax Blembim lukast__
  • AstroAstro Member

    but when is easter daddy dropping them. he just waits for me to sleep usually

    Thanked by 2plumberg Decicus
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @Decicus said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @mandala said:

    @muffin said:
    (fumo + fumo) ² = fumofumo + 2fumofumo + fumofumo

    Quality meme, this deserves 100x more thanks

    thanks for quoting it, I had somehow missed it

    Perfect ASMR for sleepy time

    Play it 2x speed. I'm just too lazy to make it faster.

    Thanked by 5plumberg Decicus beanman109 Blembim lukast__
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @FAT32 said:

    @plumberg said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said: A4000 and/or RTX 3090 VDS GPUs (very limited)

    FLASH IT AT $32/yr?

    That'd be an awesome flash ain't it @FAT32 to add to the memorable collections

    And then there goes @crunchbits new Lamborghini

    He's buying one for ya too

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @Astro said:
    but when is easter daddy dropping them. he just waits for me to sleep usually

    I t s posible

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @barbaros said:

    @Decicus said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @mandala said:

    @muffin said:
    (fumo + fumo) ² = fumofumo + 2fumofumo + fumofumo

    Quality meme, this deserves 100x more thanks

    thanks for quoting it, I had somehow missed it

    Perfect ASMR for sleepy time

    Play it 2x speed. I'm just too lazy to make it faster.

    Thanked by 5barbaros Decicus admax ebietsy Blembim
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @DrNutella said:
    @SmokyHosts dropping two deals in one day! I have their reseller DA. Unbeatable prices.

    Yeah they might have been first? Deflowering the thread should be a special title. @FAT32 come back to us, we're your actual friends right here. You know anytime you want No Signboard it's on me. Just can't ask on social media since I don't use it, you have to open up that flip phone and SMS me.

    I am shy but can I send you a fax instead? I only have landlines and my mum doesnt allow me to own a phone

    Fax I can't afford, but you can call.

    P.S. Tell me this doesn't instantly bring a smile to your face. 3 pillars of LET.

    Which AI tool do you use to generate this? Man it is getting better and better nowadays... I mean we are missing @DP though

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  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @Astro said:
    @FAT32 ban me from this thread please. I cant stand the excitement. I just wanted the crunchy 99 deal. Now anything else is just being unfair to my wallet

    Got it, @crunchbits please release next at $89/yr instead so it doesn't conflict with his interest on $99/yr dedi

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  • codelockcodelock Member

    @crunchbits remember I asked for GPU flash sales , don't forget me

    Thanked by 4FAT32 plumberg satorik Blembim
  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @crunchbits said: All you will need, brother.

    Thank you, I feel some pain just by looking at the app you shared

    Thanked by 7crunchbits admax geo dedipromo Blembim jolo22 lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @DrNutella said:
    @SmokyHosts dropping two deals in one day! I have their reseller DA. Unbeatable prices.

    Yeah they might have been first? Deflowering the thread should be a special title. @FAT32 come back to us, we're your actual friends right here. You know anytime you want No Signboard it's on me. Just can't ask on social media since I don't use it, you have to open up that flip phone and SMS me.

    I am shy but can I send you a fax instead? I only have landlines and my mum doesnt allow me to own a phone

    Fax I can't afford, but you can call.

    P.S. Tell me this doesn't instantly bring a smile to your face. 3 pillars of LET.

    Which AI tool do you use to generate this? Man it is getting better and better nowadays... I mean we are missing @DP though

    I have to think what @DP looks like. I already had a perfect image of you in my head to work with.

    @DP hmm.. fluent in Spanish, uniquely handsome, hanging out in SE Asia somewhere, runs marathons, hikes, can't tell if 25 or 55.

    Thanked by 11admax dedipromo FAT32 geo satorik plumberg muffin nghialele Decicus Blembim lukast__
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @DrNutella said:
    @SmokyHosts dropping two deals in one day! I have their reseller DA. Unbeatable prices.

    Yeah they might have been first? Deflowering the thread should be a special title. @FAT32 come back to us, we're your actual friends right here. You know anytime you want No Signboard it's on me. Just can't ask on social media since I don't use it, you have to open up that flip phone and SMS me.

    I am shy but can I send you a fax instead? I only have landlines and my mum doesnt allow me to own a phone

    Fax I can't afford, but you can call.

    P.S. Tell me this doesn't instantly bring a smile to your face. 3 pillars of LET.

    Which AI tool do you use to generate this? Man it is getting better and better nowadays... I mean we are missing @DP though

    I have to think what @DP looks like. I already had a perfect image of you in my head to work with.

    @DP hmm.. fluent in Spanish, uniquely handsome, hanging out in SE Asia somewhere, runs marathons, hikes, can't tell if 25 or 55.

    Thanked by 8admax crunchbits dedipromo FAT32 muffin Decicus Blembim lukast__
  • nghialelenghialele Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @DrNutella said:
    @SmokyHosts dropping two deals in one day! I have their reseller DA. Unbeatable prices.

    Yeah they might have been first? Deflowering the thread should be a special title. @FAT32 come back to us, we're your actual friends right here. You know anytime you want No Signboard it's on me. Just can't ask on social media since I don't use it, you have to open up that flip phone and SMS me.

    I am shy but can I send you a fax instead? I only have landlines and my mum doesnt allow me to own a phone

    Fax I can't afford, but you can call.

    P.S. Tell me this doesn't instantly bring a smile to your face. 3 pillars of LET.

    Which AI tool do you use to generate this? Man it is getting better and better nowadays... I mean we are missing @DP though

    I have to think what @DP looks like. I already had a perfect image of you in my head to work with.

    @DP hmm.. fluent in Spanish, uniquely handsome, hanging out in SE Asia somewhere, runs marathons, hikes, can't tell if 25 or 55.

    This is my ultimate goal.

    Thanked by 7admax crunchbits dedipromo FAT32 Decicus Blembim lukast__
  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @cybertech said:

    got this real fear that I'm gonna be in the air for a few hours and once im online again everyone's happily YABSing their deals

    ok even if I'm able to get in flight WiFi the latency probably be like 5000ms

    Fortunately so far none of the deals have required super human reflexes.

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    fuck

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  • FAT32FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

    @beanman109 said:
    fuck

    same

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  • SmigitSmigit Member

    @beanman109 said:
    fuck

    sup?

    Thanked by 3beanman109 nghialele lukast__
  • fdasfadfdasfad Member

    @crunchbits said: AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB
    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

    Rules:

    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

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    Can I buy it?

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  • BlembimBlembim Member

    @mandala said:

    @admax said:

    Yes

    Thanked by 3NHNHNH000 crunchbits Decicus
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    my vision has been blurry since i woke up and i just ordered 2.25L of iced coffee
    happy easter

    Thanked by 8NHNHNH000 Smigit geo FAT32 Blembim jolo22 lukast__ Decicus
  • NHNHNH000NHNHNH000 Member

    good morning calin-chan

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  • anakaraanakara Member
    edited April 2025

    Have a nice holiday, everyone. I can't believe I missed 45 pages of Mega thread

    Thanked by 4FAT32 crunchbits Smigit nghialele
  • ServerBachelorServerBachelor Member

    @fdasfad said:

    @crunchbits said: AUCTION 1: E5-2690 v4 Dedicated Server in Valley Forge, PA

    Component Details
    CPU 2× Intel Xeon E5-2690 v4 (28 cores/56 threads)
    RAM 256 GB
    Storage 3.84 TB (2 x 1.92TB SSDs)
    Network Port 10Gbps
    Traffic Included 100TB
    Auction starting price: $1 per month
    Auction ending time: 3:00PM PDT

    Rules:

    1. All bids are PER MONTH
    2. If you win and choose to pay yearly you can take an additional 35% off
    3. Recurring for whatever deal you strike
    4. We can do slight hardware modifications (additional disks/bandwidth) but expect up to 2 weeks for hardware modifications to happen and server will be deployed as-is and billing start upon deployment

    Bonus info: We expect Arelion/1299 to be live in PA before end of May. This will help bolster that network substantially (completely diverse path to different POP than existing).

    Thanked by 7Zyraemghmandalalukast__muffinebietsyFAT32

    Can I buy it?

    For $7 a year

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