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  • AstroAstro Member

    Okay im weak

    Release the names for dedi please. Make me go to sleep happy or grumpy. Just need to know. Closure please

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • DecicusDecicus Member

    @sh97 said: 🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    oh fuck.

    who do I contact for a reservation?

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @sh97 said:
    @beanman109 time to bring out that art!

    Has to be new art, no recycled works.

    Thanked by 9Astro Decicus lukast__ barbaros plumberg admax DrNutella FAT32 host_c
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @sh97 said:
    @beanman109 time to bring out that art!

    whiteboards are at the school so the best you'll get today is paint im sorry but im cooking something up for u

    Thanked by 8crunchbits lukast__ sh97 Saragoldfarb admax muffin FAT32 host_c
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @sh97 said: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT.

    This is in 1 hours and 10 minutes if anyone is wondering

    Thanked by 8Decicus lukast__ beanman109 maverick PineappleM Saragoldfarb admax FAT32
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Astro said:
    Okay im weak

    Release the names for dedi please. Make me go to sleep happy or grumpy. Just need to know. Closure please

    I shall announce exactly 1 minute after you go to sleep.

    Thanked by 12Decicus lukast__ beanman109 Astro plumberg PineappleM Saragoldfarb lothos admax muffin DrNutella FAT32
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:
    @beanman109 time to bring out that art!

    Has to be new art, no recycled works.

    disgusted you'd even assume i'd do that

    Thanked by 5lukast__ Decicus Saragoldfarb admax FAT32
  • muffinmuffin Member

    Hand drawn with love using my index finger

    Thanked by 14PineappleM sh97 ShadowLurker NHNHNH000 lukast__ Blembim HostBilby plumberg Saragoldfarb crunchbits admax beanman109 FAT32 host_c
  • hapkidohapkido Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @Astro said:
    Okay im weak

    Release the names for dedi please. Make me go to sleep happy or grumpy. Just need to know. Closure please

    I shall announce exactly 1 minute after you go to sleep.

    :D :D :D

    @Astro , can you sleep now? Haha, JK 🤣

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb beanman109
  • HostBilbyHostBilby Member, Patron Provider

    @barbaros said:

    @bingobangobongo said:
    Quick sneaky vPs promo before I eat some baby sheeps!

    LETZ9YX1S55KF

    In 3 months from today I’ll auto upgrade you to the next tier for hanging in!

    Nice deal: Missing captcha response in POST data!

    mother fluking whmcs - fixed

    (i'm testing cloudflare turnstile and life hates me)

    Thanked by 8barbaros lukast__ Saragoldfarb Decicus muffin admax beanman109 FAT32
  • PineappleMPineappleM Member

    @muffin said:
    Hand drawn with love using my index finger

    Give this man the 16 core VDS.

    Thanked by 6Saragoldfarb muffin Blembim beanman109 lukast__ FAT32
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @SolidSeoVPS said:
    Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good :D

    Sure....lets drain my wallet.

    Thanked by 4PineappleM lothos admax lukast__
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @bingobangobongo said:

    @barbaros said:

    @bingobangobongo said:
    Quick sneaky vPs promo before I eat some baby sheeps!

    LETZ9YX1S55KF

    In 3 months from today I’ll auto upgrade you to the next tier for hanging in!

    Nice deal: Missing captcha response in POST data!

    mother fluking whmcs - fixed

    (i'm testing cloudflare turnstile and life hates me)

    It works now, thank you!

    Thanked by 3HostBilby admax lukast__
  • SmigitSmigit Member
    edited April 2025

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    Here’s a love note for your favourite man

    Thanked by 12muffin plumberg PineappleM crunchbits Blembim sh97 lukast__ beanman109 webcraft Calin FAT32 host_c
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:
    @beanman109 time to bring out that art!

    Has to be new art, no recycled works.

    Is ASCII art accepted? I am technically using my hands to draw it.

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb admax
  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostART

    Thanked by 7maverick crunchbits cainyxues admax beanman109 vastness4594 FAT32
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @barbaros said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:
    @beanman109 time to bring out that art!

    Has to be new art, no recycled works.

    Is ASCII art accepted? I am technically using my hands to draw it.

    Depends. Try.

    @SolidSeoVPS COME ON DEDI NOW

    Thanked by 6barbaros lukast__ cainyxues admax beanman109 DrNutella
  • dedipromodedipromo Member

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    Damn this is hot. Hopefully I'll be able to grab one >:)

  • nghialelenghialele Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    Yooooooo I missed

  • hapkidohapkido Member

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    Hand-drawn art, or drawing, is the visual art of creating images on a surface by using a tool to make marks, typically on paper or another two-dimensional medium. It involves using instruments like pencils, pens, or brushes to produce a visual representation of an object, idea, or concept.

    From Gemini 😅

    Let me go find my pencils and brushes first, have 2 hours to learn from Gemini 😂

  • cainyxuescainyxues Member

    Crankbis

    not an entry but still sumthin for yaa @sh97 & @crunchbits

    Thanked by 9crunchbits admax Blembim muffin beanman109 lukast__ Decicus nghialele FAT32
  • NHNHNH000NHNHNH000 Member

    just found calin post new reels
    why no new meme

    Thanked by 6Blembim cainyxues beanman109 crunchbits Decicus nghialele
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    hello sirs @sh97 @crunchbits please find attached hand drawn artwork

    Thanked by 14NHNHNH000 cainyxues muffin Blembim admax lukast__ crunchbits sh97 Decicus PineappleM nullnothere plumberg nghialele FAT32
  • cainyxuescainyxues Member

    @NHNHNH000 said:
    just found calin post new reels
    why no new meme

    send link

  • lala_thlala_th Member

    @crunchbits said:

    ⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

    Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

    💅 Specs:

    • 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
    • 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
    • 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
    • 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

    💸 PRICE?

    It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

    $99/year

    How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

    ✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

    ❌ No setup fees.

    💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

    As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

    ihostPORN

  • BlembimBlembim Member
    edited April 2025

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    It possibel giv u

    Ma first ever calin fanart

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  • lukast__lukast__ Member, Megathread Squad

    @sh97 said: Hand drawn art replied to this message

    reguards

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    These are great. I'm asking baby crunchbits to pick her favorites since shes helping me work and that will heavily slant my biased and unfair competition.

    Thanked by 17NHNHNH000 barbaros lukast__ Blembim beanman109 muffin cainyxues Decicus PineappleM admax HostBilby nullnothere lothos plumberg ebietsy DrNutella FAT32
  • NHNHNH000NHNHNH000 Member

    @cainyxues said:

    @NHNHNH000 said:
    just found calin post new reels
    why no new meme

    send link

    fake fans detected

    Thanked by 4Blembim cainyxues Decicus beanman109
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @sh97 said:

    🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

    All the cores, none of the guilt.

    Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

    💻 Name 💾 Memory (MB) 📦 SSD Storage (GB) ⚙️ CPU (Cores) 🌐 Traffic (GB)
    [VDS] [6152] 64GB 65536 960 16 163840
    [VDS] [6152] 32GB 32768 480 8 81920
    [VDS] [6152] 16GB 16384 240 4 40960
    [VDS] [6152] 8GB 8192 120 2 20480
    [VDS] [6152] 4GB 4096 60 1 10240

    These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

    💸 Pricing?
    1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
    2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
    All prices yearly
    4GB: $19.69
    8GB: $$38.69
    16GB: $72.69
    32GB: $138.69
    64GB: $269.69

    Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
    A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

    Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
    Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

    masterful recreation of this masterpiece

    I'm not a child, je heberge de l'art

    Thanked by 7Blembim sh97 crunchbits PineappleM beanman109 muffin FAT32
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