Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

Astro

Okay im weak

Release the names for dedi please. Make me go to sleep happy or grumpy. Just need to know. Closure please

Decicus

@sh97 said: 🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

oh fuck.

who do I contact for a reservation?

crunchbits

@sh97 said:
@beanman109 time to bring out that art!

Has to be new art, no recycled works.

beanman109

@sh97 said:
@beanman109 time to bring out that art!

whiteboards are at the school so the best you'll get today is paint im sorry but im cooking something up for u

wadhah

@sh97 said: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT.

This is in 1 hours and 10 minutes if anyone is wondering

crunchbits

@Astro said:
Okay im weak

Release the names for dedi please. Make me go to sleep happy or grumpy. Just need to know. Closure please

I shall announce exactly 1 minute after you go to sleep.

beanman109

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:
@beanman109 time to bring out that art!

Has to be new art, no recycled works.

disgusted you'd even assume i'd do that

muffin

Hand drawn with love using my index finger

hapkido

@crunchbits said:

@Astro said:
Okay im weak

Release the names for dedi please. Make me go to sleep happy or grumpy. Just need to know. Closure please

I shall announce exactly 1 minute after you go to sleep.

@Astro , can you sleep now? Haha, JK 🤣

HostBilby

@barbaros said:

@bingobangobongo said:
Quick sneaky vPs promo before I eat some baby sheeps!

LETZ9YX1S55KF

In 3 months from today I’ll auto upgrade you to the next tier for hanging in!

Nice deal: Missing captcha response in POST data!

mother fluking whmcs - fixed

(i'm testing cloudflare turnstile and life hates me)

PineappleM

@muffin said:
Hand drawn with love using my index finger

Give this man the 16 core VDS.

Saragoldfarb

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

Sure....lets drain my wallet.

barbaros

@bingobangobongo said:

@barbaros said:

@bingobangobongo said:
Quick sneaky vPs promo before I eat some baby sheeps!

LETZ9YX1S55KF

In 3 months from today I’ll auto upgrade you to the next tier for hanging in!

Nice deal: Missing captcha response in POST data!

mother fluking whmcs - fixed

(i'm testing cloudflare turnstile and life hates me)

It works now, thank you!

Smigit

@sh97 said:

🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

All the cores, none of the guilt.

Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

---

💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
[VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
[VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
[VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
[VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
[VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

---

💸 Pricing?
1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
All prices yearly
4GB: $19.69
8GB: $$38.69
16GB: $72.69
32GB: $138.69
64GB: $269.69

---

Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

Here’s a love note for your favourite man

barbaros

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:
@beanman109 time to bring out that art!

Has to be new art, no recycled works.

Is ASCII art accepted? I am technically using my hands to draw it.

DP

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

---

💅 Specs:

• 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
• 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
• 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
• 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

---

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

---

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

ihostART

crunchbits

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:
@beanman109 time to bring out that art!

Has to be new art, no recycled works.

Is ASCII art accepted? I am technically using my hands to draw it.

Depends. Try.

@SolidSeoVPS COME ON DEDI NOW

dedipromo

@sh97 said:

🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

All the cores, none of the guilt.

Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

---

💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
[VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
[VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
[VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
[VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
[VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

---

💸 Pricing?
1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
All prices yearly
4GB: $19.69
8GB: $$38.69
16GB: $72.69
32GB: $138.69
64GB: $269.69

---

Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

Damn this is hot. Hopefully I'll be able to grab one

nghialele

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

---

💅 Specs:

• 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
• 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
• 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
• 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

---

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

---

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

Yooooooo I missed

hapkido

@sh97 said:

🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

All the cores, none of the guilt.

Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

---

💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
[VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
[VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
[VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
[VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
[VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

---

💸 Pricing?
1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
All prices yearly
4GB: $19.69
8GB: $$38.69
16GB: $72.69
32GB: $138.69
64GB: $269.69

---

Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

Hand-drawn art, or drawing, is the visual art of creating images on a surface by using a tool to make marks, typically on paper or another two-dimensional medium. It involves using instruments like pencils, pens, or brushes to produce a visual representation of an object, idea, or concept.

From Gemini 😅

Let me go find my pencils and brushes first, have 2 hours to learn from Gemini 😂

cainyxues

not an entry but still sumthin for yaa @sh97 & @crunchbits

NHNHNH000

just found calin post new reels
why no new meme

beanman109

@sh97 said:

🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

All the cores, none of the guilt.

Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

---

💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
[VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
[VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
[VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
[VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
[VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

---

💸 Pricing?
1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
All prices yearly
4GB: $19.69
8GB: $$38.69
16GB: $72.69
32GB: $138.69
64GB: $269.69

---

Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

hello sirs @sh97 @crunchbits please find attached hand drawn artwork

cainyxues

@NHNHNH000 said:
just found calin post new reels
why no new meme

send link

lala_th

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

---

💅 Specs:

• 💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy
• 💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible
• 🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity
• 🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

---

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

---

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

ihostPORN

Blembim

@sh97 said:

🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

All the cores, none of the guilt.

Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

---

💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
[VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
[VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
[VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
[VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
[VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

---

💸 Pricing?
1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
All prices yearly
4GB: $19.69
8GB: $$38.69
16GB: $72.69
32GB: $138.69
64GB: $269.69

---

Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

It possibel giv u

Ma first ever calin fanart

lukast__

@sh97 said: Hand drawn art replied to this message

reguards

crunchbits

These are great. I'm asking baby crunchbits to pick her favorites since shes helping me work and that will heavily slant my biased and unfair competition.

NHNHNH000

@cainyxues said:

@NHNHNH000 said:
just found calin post new reels
why no new meme

send link

fake fans detected

wadhah

@sh97 said:

🖤💥 CRUNCHBITS FLASH SALE: 6152 VDS LINEUP 💥🖤

All the cores, none of the guilt.

Bare metal flavor, virtualized for your convenience.

---

💻 Name	💾 Memory (MB)	📦 SSD Storage (GB)	⚙️ CPU (Cores)	🌐 Traffic (GB)
[VDS] [6152] 64GB	65536	960	16	163840
[VDS] [6152] 32GB	32768	480	8	81920
[VDS] [6152] 16GB	16384	240	4	40960
[VDS] [6152] 8GB	8192	120	2	20480
[VDS] [6152] 4GB	4096	60	1	10240

These are cores, so you'll have: 1 core / 2 threads, 2 cores / 4 threads, etc

---

💸 Pricing?
1. There will be a few (>1 <5) given away for free. How do you win it? Hand drawn art replied to this message that is near and dear to my heart. The nearer and dearer, the more the cores.
2. Pricing for anyone who just would rather help fund my (@sh97's) first Lamborghini? Here:
All prices yearly
4GB: $19.69
8GB: $$38.69
16GB: $72.69
32GB: $138.69
64GB: $269.69

---

Q: "Wow, Mr. Crankbis, this is such an amazing deal but how the hell do I order? I definitely want all of them!"
A: Order links will be made live at 11AM PDT. We will also announce freebie winners at least 10 minutes prior.

Standard TOS, AUP, and common sense apply. Please don’t make us famous for the wrong reasons.
Deploy now. Ask significant other for forgiveness later.

masterful recreation of this masterpiece

I'm not a child, je heberge de l'art