Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

barbaros · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@muffin said:

@crunchbits said:

@codelock said:
@crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

Sure.

VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

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Send YMCA notice

muffin · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@muffin said:

@crunchbits said:

@codelock said:
@crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

Sure.

VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

🚫🚫🚫 STOLEN ARTWORK 🚫🚫🚫

I’m protected by warnerbrost btw

beanman109 · April 2025

also thanks for tagging me in that @crunhcbits im loving the notifications im ptsd to black friday

Zyra · April 2025

@beanman109 latest bard tips?

nullnothere · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@SmokyHosts said:

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

That's one hell of a gameplay @crunchbits

Full Power!!

Don't tell them but theres only 1

He means there's only one Calin... and you can't really argue with that.

DrNutella · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

ihostART
We love @crunchbits

codelock · April 2025

Yo @AlexPads where deals?

wadhah · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@muffin said:

@crunchbits said:

@codelock said:
@crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

Sure.

VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

🚫🚫🚫 STOLEN ARTWORK 🚫🚫🚫

hater
but free speech its allow

SolidVPS · April 2025

Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

admax · April 2025

my dino...💤

Zyra · April 2025

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

XDDDDDDDD

sh97 · April 2025

Did I just miss a $99/y dedi?

Astro · April 2025

@LowHosting deal time?

@GorillaServers deal time?

@NDTN deal time?

@alwyzon DEALLL TIME?

codelock · April 2025

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

Dm me the link

Regards

barbaros · April 2025

@beanman109 said:
also thanks for tagging me in that @crunhcbits im loving the notifications im ptsd to black friday

@crunchbits do we get more chance if we tag @beanman109 in every message we post on this thread?

sh97 · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

MY IM LOVE CRANKBIS

jfc @sh97 wildest dream.

Already printing it on a t shirt.

Astro · April 2025

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

pretty fucking great.

regards

beanman109 · April 2025

@Zyra said:
@beanman109 latest bard tips?

AFTER RUNNING IT DOWN MID LEVEL 3 FARM CHIMES UNTIL LEVEL 6 THEN RUN IT STRAIGHT INTO TOP LANE, TELL LANER TO DIVE, ULT TOP WAVE UNDER ENEMY TOWER THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

ebietsy · April 2025

why always dedi yearly, i cant afford it.

beanman109 · April 2025

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

can i trade up my toronta dedicate for this?

Zyra · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@Zyra said:
@beanman109 latest bard tips?

AFTER RUNNING IT DOWN MID LEVEL 3 FARM CHIMES UNTIL LEVEL 6 THEN RUN IT STRAIGHT INTO TOP LANE, TELL LANER TO DIVE, ULT TOP WAVE UNDER ENEMY TOWER THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

Decicus · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

MY IM LOVE CRANKBIS

jfc @sh97 wildest dream.

have you seen the extended director's cut?

DrNutella · April 2025

For @crunchbits pleasure

wadhah · April 2025

@admax said:
my dino...💤

@FAT32 dino's just taking a little break, he'll be back in a couple of hours max

SolidVPS · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

can i trade up my toronta dedicate for this?

This will be included in our next offer—not today. For now, we just wanted to get a sense of what you’re looking for.

bustersg · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

me love ihostART ART

Astro · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

can i trade up my toronta dedicate for this?

If I get the crunchbits dedi, I might transfer my toronta to @Smigit or whoever misses out on the crunchy as a goodwill easter measure

muffin · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@Zyra said:
@beanman109 latest bard tips?

AFTER RUNNING IT DOWN MID LEVEL 3 FARM CHIMES UNTIL LEVEL 6 THEN RUN IT STRAIGHT INTO TOP LANE, TELL LANER TO DIVE, ULT TOP WAVE UNDER ENEMY TOWER THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

😈 THE FREAK WAS VICTORIOUS... 🤫 🏅 NOW ITS TIME TO ASCEND... 🙏😤 𝒮𝐸𝒳 𝑀𝒜𝒮𝒯𝐸𝑅 MODE ACTIVATED 😜

codelock · April 2025

@SolidSeoVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidSeoVPS said:
Does 64GB dedicated server with 1Gbps unmetered and $89.95/year sounds good

can i trade up my toronta dedicate for this?

This will be included in our next offer—not today. For now, we just wanted to get a sense of what you’re looking for.

When is the next offer ? Marking my calendar

beanman109 · April 2025

@muffin said:

@beanman109 said:

@Zyra said:
@beanman109 latest bard tips?

AFTER RUNNING IT DOWN MID LEVEL 3 FARM CHIMES UNTIL LEVEL 6 THEN RUN IT STRAIGHT INTO TOP LANE, TELL LANER TO DIVE, ULT TOP WAVE UNDER ENEMY TOWER THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

😈 THE FREAK WAS VICTORIOUS... 🤫 🏅 NOW ITS TIME TO ASCEND... 🙏😤 𝒮𝐸𝒳 𝑀𝒜𝒮𝒯𝐸𝑅 MODE ACTIVATED 😜

😈 FREAKASAURUS SEX IS HERE

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⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

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⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.