Easter Thread: CrunchEaster Peepers

Astro · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@Astro said:

@crunchbits said:

@muffin said:
I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

You might be first to get it, though

WHAT BOUT ME? You bout to get out of my signature /s

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

And also thats the only thing I can probably participate in cos my bebe is sleeping so its dada's sleeping time too. Very shortly.

codelock · April 2025

@Umcookies said:

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

69 seconds

@plumberg said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

Well looks like a 2am coffee is in order 😅

I don't drink coffee how will I stay awake

Decicus · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

MY IM LOVE CRANKBIS

Smigit · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

I'll install them Monday. Anyone that hasn't confirmed and order in by then will get re-released.

Thanks. That’s really workable.

plumberg · April 2025

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

69 seconds

@plumberg said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

Well looks like a 2am coffee is in order 😅

I don't drink coffee how will I stay awake

Rub a few out

crunchbits · April 2025

@Decicus said:

MY IM LOVE CRANKBIS

jfc @sh97 wildest dream.

Astro · April 2025

@plumberg said: Rub a few out

Prolly gonna put him/her to sleep faster

muffin · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@codelock said:
@crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

Sure.

VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

SmokyHosts · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

That's one hell of a gameplay @crunchbits

Full Power!!

wadhah · April 2025

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

69 seconds

@plumberg said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

Well looks like a 2am coffee is in order 😅

I don't drink coffee how will I stay awake

tea has caffeine in it most of the time, so tea

crunchbits · April 2025

@SmokyHosts said:

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

That's one hell of a gameplay @crunchbits

Full Power!!

Don't tell them but theres only 1

nullnothere · April 2025

@crunchbits said: ihostART

Umcookies · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

I'll install them Monday. Anyone that hasn't confirmed and order in by then will get re-released.

Respectable, I like it.
If you could rack precisely enough for me to get one 👍

But no i really should call it a night, work is going to suck enough as it is being a public holiday.

Astro · April 2025

@SmokyHosts said:

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

That's one hell of a gameplay @crunchbits

Full Power!!

ART ART ART ART ART ART I LOVE CRUNCH(ART)BITS

Zyra · April 2025

@crunchbits said:
Don't tell them but theres only 1

codelock · April 2025

@wadhah said:

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

69 seconds

@plumberg said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

Well looks like a 2am coffee is in order 😅

I don't drink coffee how will I stay awake

tea has caffeine in it most of the time, so tea

I don't drink tea or coffee, I don't even like their taste 😅

lukast__ · April 2025

Statistics for this thread: https://stats.lukastautz.de/easter.html

And a YABS of a nice fast laptop I found yesterday, maybe I'll get to GB5/6 one point with a bit of throttling (YABS was done with no throttling at all):

# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Sun 20 Apr 17:33:01 CEST 2025

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU     T7300  @ 2.00GHz
CPU cores  : 2 @ 797.742 MHz
AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ❌ Disabled
RAM        : 2.1 GiB
Swap       : 11.8 GiB
Disk       : 97.9 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-33-amd64
VM Type    : NONE
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 342.00 KB/s     (85) | 4.38 MB/s       (68)
Write      | 361.00 KB/s     (90) | 4.67 MB/s       (73)
Total      | 703.00 KB/s    (175) | 9.06 MB/s      (141)
           |                      |                     
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 14.65 MB/s      (28) | 18.27 MB/s      (17)
Write      | 16.03 MB/s      (31) | 19.66 MB/s      (19)
Total      | 30.68 MB/s      (59) | 37.94 MB/s      (36)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.61 Mbits/sec  | 8.49 Mbits/sec  | 39.8 ms        
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.35 Mbits/sec  | 8.70 Mbits/sec  | 35.8 ms        
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.65 Mbits/sec  | 8.49 Mbits/sec  | 118 ms         
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.60 Mbits/sec  | 8.39 Mbits/sec  | 185 ms         
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 1.58 Mbits/sec  | 8.60 Mbits/sec  | 170 ms         
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.66 Mbits/sec  | 5.45 Mbits/sec  | 110 ms         
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.59 Mbits/sec  | 8.28 Mbits/sec  | 223 ms         

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value                         
                |                               
Single Core     | 264                           
Multi Core      | 414                           
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11608359

YABS completed in 41 min 31 sec

reguards

wadhah · April 2025

@Astro said:

@crunchbits said:

@Astro said:

@crunchbits said:

@muffin said:
I don’t have any ihostart pictures in my mobile this a rookie mistake

You might be first to get it, though

WHAT BOUT ME? You bout to get out of my signature /s

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

And also thats the only thing I can probably participate in cos my bebe is sleeping so its dada's sleeping time too. Very shortly.

go sleep with your baby mate, thats a million times more important than staying up for deals

barbaros · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@SmokyHosts said:

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

That's one hell of a gameplay @crunchbits

Full Power!!

Don't tell them but theres only 1

SmokyHosts · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

@SmokyHosts said:

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

That's one hell of a gameplay @crunchbits

Full Power!!

Don't tell them but theres only 1

🤐

tj111 · April 2025

@crunchbits said:

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💪 Intel Xeon E3-1245v5 – 4 cores / 8 threads of raw, unfiltered energy

💦 32GB DDR4 ECC – Tight, error-correcting, and surprisingly flexible

🍑 (2) 1.92TB SSDs – Double the dikss, double the capacity

🌐 1Gbps UNMETERED – No limits. No protection. Just raw throughput, baby

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

As always, usage is subject to our AUP, TOS, and general expectation that you don’t do anything dumb enough to get us subpoenaed, blacklisted, or in any other way piss in my cheerios.

ihostART

Blembim · April 2025

helo

i see drama thread

brb

Zyra · April 2025

@lukast__ said:
Statistics for this thread: https://stats.lukastautz.de/easter.html

reguards

regards

NHNHNH000 · April 2025

@lukast__ said: Statistics for this thread: https://stats.lukastautz.de/easter.html

beanman so pink

admax · April 2025

beanman109 · April 2025

@muffin said:

@crunchbits said:

@codelock said:
@crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

Sure.

VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

🚫🚫🚫 STOLEN ARTWORK 🚫🚫🚫

Smigit · April 2025

@lukast__ said:
Statistics for this thread: https://stats.lukastautz.de/easter.html

And a YABS of a nice fast laptop I found yesterday, maybe I'll get to GB5/6 one point with a bit of throttling (YABS was done with no throttling at all):

# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Sun 20 Apr 17:33:01 CEST 2025

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 1 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU     T7300  @ 2.00GHz
CPU cores  : 2 @ 797.742 MHz
AES-NI     : ❌ Disabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ❌ Disabled
RAM        : 2.1 GiB
Swap       : 11.8 GiB
Disk       : 97.9 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-33-amd64
VM Type    : NONE
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 342.00 KB/s     (85) | 4.38 MB/s       (68)
Write      | 361.00 KB/s     (90) | 4.67 MB/s       (73)
Total      | 703.00 KB/s    (175) | 9.06 MB/s      (141)
           |                      |                     
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 14.65 MB/s      (28) | 18.27 MB/s      (17)
Write      | 16.03 MB/s      (31) | 19.66 MB/s      (19)
Total      | 30.68 MB/s      (59) | 37.94 MB/s      (36)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.61 Mbits/sec  | 8.49 Mbits/sec  | 39.8 ms        
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.35 Mbits/sec  | 8.70 Mbits/sec  | 35.8 ms        
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.65 Mbits/sec  | 8.49 Mbits/sec  | 118 ms         
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.60 Mbits/sec  | 8.39 Mbits/sec  | 185 ms         
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 1.58 Mbits/sec  | 8.60 Mbits/sec  | 170 ms         
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.66 Mbits/sec  | 5.45 Mbits/sec  | 110 ms         
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.59 Mbits/sec  | 8.28 Mbits/sec  | 223 ms         

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value                         
                |                               
Single Core     | 264                           
Multi Core      | 414                           
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/11608359

YABS completed in 41 min 31 sec

reguards

I’ve clearly been more active than I thought.

muffin · April 2025

@beanman109 said:

@muffin said:

@crunchbits said:

@codelock said:
@crunchbits do some GPU deals please want to get into llms 🤗🤗

You wanna buy a GPU for a year?

Sure.

VDS coming up next though after some time for enough responses on the last one.

🚫🚫🚫 STOLEN ARTWORK 🚫🚫🚫

It’s free real estate

Astro · April 2025

@wadhah said: go sleep with your baby mate, thats a million times more important than staying up for deals

100% this is just the post rocking to baby me time that I get. Like 10-15 odd mins before I just pass the fuck out.

Regards.

PS: now that we tracking this thread where dat thanking everyone automatically userscript?

Umcookies · April 2025

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@codelock said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

69 seconds

@plumberg said:

@Umcookies said:

@crunchbits said:

💸 PRICE?

It’s so low it bottoms more than @beanman109.

$99/year

How do I buy it? Thank this post. We're going to randomly pick a few winners from the thank list until stock exhausted. Bonus points to your score if you reply with ihostART.

On the hypothetical one was chosen, how long would said person have to accept?
Bed is calling but I can forgo sleep for sweet deals.

Declared winners have 300 seconds to confirm after post

Well looks like a 2am coffee is in order 😅

I don't drink coffee how will I stay awake

Sheer adrenaline of $99/yr dedi's, I know im going to struggle getting to sleep knowing there's deals going on.
I'm missing out on adding to my idle fleet, how could one sleep with that.

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💸 PRICE?

$99/year

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.

❌ No setup fees.

💀 No hand-holding. You've got this, because we don't.

⚠️🚨 EMERGENCY SERVER FLASH DROP 🚨⚠️

Slide into root and do things you’ll pretend were “for testing.”

💅 Specs:

💸 PRICE?

$99/year

✅ NOT Deployed Instantly.