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[LET's 2024 #1 TOP PROVIDER*] Free VPSes, Shirts, Hoodies, and Firearms! -- Final Yearly VPS Chance!
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to be fair, spam in a can is probably made from chicken cocks
the magic word is "Please"
Congrats on the poll results!
Has everyone gone to buds gun shop and picked out what blaster they're gonna get if they win?
I'm in for 3 YEET CANNONS if I win.
https://www.budsgunshop.com/product_info.php/products_id/114648/hi+point+pistol+c9+9mm
Top providers like nine nines.
I've always wanted a 1911, and this one looks pretty nice:
https://www.budsgunshop.com/product_info.php/products_id/411560118/kimber+1911+custom+lw+shadow+ghost+.45+acp+5in.+8+round
It's a bit over budget, but if I somehow won, perhaps I could convince my wife that it's a good idea
@FAT32 WE LOVE YOU!
Good luck!
@crunchbits chilling after the winning.
Sheen-approved win.
Our magic prize-drawing AI should be pulling results ~0430 PST. I'll compile and post afterwards. No rules, no anything: any post in this topic up until the moment of drawing being run will be valid.
Thanks, you too!
Congrats @crunchbits
Congrats @crunchbits
...long live the Top Provider!
Oh Crunchbits, a server provider of great renown,
Your name resounds through Lowendtalk, a forum crown.
With features galore and prices so fair,
You've won the hearts of all who dare
To venture into the realm of the web,
And claim the top provider award with grace and speed.
Your servers, like strong towers of might,
Do stand against the raging storm of night,
And keep the data safe with vigilant care,
So all your clients can rest easy, without a snare.
Your support, like a shining beacon bright,
Guides them through the darkest of the night,
And with your scalable plans, they can grow,
Their dreams and ambitions, they can show.
Your competitors, they may try and pretend,
To offer what you offer, but in the end,
They fall short, like a shadow on the ground,
For you, oh Crunchbits, are the true crown.
Your reputation, like a precious gem,
Shines bright and pure, and forever will be seen.
So here's to you, dear Crunchbits,
Our top provider, our heart's bits,
We'll sing your praises loud and clear,
For you, our champion, we hold dear.
Nothing better than reading the latest Crunchbits thread before going to sleep.
Keep it up!
O CRUNCHBITS U R NUMBER ONE
GIVE ME A FREE VPS OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BUM
I'd like to believe what jar actually wanted to say here is
Everything in stock is gone.
FIN time, I guess?
Congrats to @crunchbits for winning
That's a nice choice, great price on a Kimber too!
My choice I'd do better throwing it then shooting it, you're over here with a safe queen compared to my LET heater
I would probably need another gift card for the ammo though
I think this is the calm before the storm> @Xrmaddness said:
You heard of ammo squared?
I have not! I'm looking at it now
I think I have coupons/affiliate with a credit for both of us, DM me if interested and I'll look
Hahahhaha totally forgot my referral code until I just looked it up right now:
https://ammo2.me/pewpew
Pewpew lol
Oh no, I already got used to buy a new yearly chicken every day after logging back on...
Hopefully yearly chickens will come back some time in the near future?
I signed up through your link, thanks for sharing! I only subscribed for a few bucks a month though, so it might take a bit for you to get your referral earnings. I don't get to the range very frequently, so it didn't make sense to start hoarding like crazy yet. Maybe that'll change shortly?
C. U. M. G. A. G.
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAR
If I win a gift card to buy guns on a site that talks about chickens... I think I'll end up in a dark office being interrogated by my country's secret service.
So I'd rather win chicken or new clothes
moarrr yearly chickens pls