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Maine is the closest state to Africa.
Broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, collard greens, gai lan, kale, kohlrabi, and savoy are all the same species of plant called "Brassica oleracea"
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Why did the melons have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe.
Earth used to be purple.
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Have you heard the joke about the bed? No? That's because it hasn't been made yet.
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Why can't wildcats take tests? There are too many cheetahs.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
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Why shouldn't you make a "dad joke" if you're not a dad? Because it's a faux pa.
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A man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
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What's the difference between Prince William and a tennis ball? One is heir to the throne and one is thrown in the air.
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What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime.
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen!
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Why was the broom late for a meeting? It overswept.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
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What did the over-excited gardener do when spring came? She wet her plants.
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I used to hate body hair, but then it grew on me.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary? The thesaurus!
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What did the grape do when it got stomped on? It let out a little wine.
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What's the best part about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
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What do carb-loving zombies eat? Graaaaaaaains.
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What's the best time to see a dentist? Tooth hurty.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is heavy and one is a lot lighter.
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Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? Because it's pointless.
The longest boxing match went 110 rounds and over 7 hours.
The Dingo Fence in Australia is longer than the distance between New York City to London.
Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire