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I left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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What did Eminem say when 50 Cent made him a sweater? "Gee, you knit?"
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What did the thumb say to the finger? "I'm in glove with you."
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What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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There are three types of people in this world: People who are good at math and people who are not.
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What do you call an Italian astronaut? A specimen.
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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Why do ghosts love elevators? Because they lift their spirits.
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What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.
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What did the princess say in the photo booth? "Someday my prints will come."
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Nelson Mandela
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What can you do if you're scared of elevators? Take steps to avoid them.
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What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
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What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
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How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Tenants.
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What did one elevator say to the other? "I think I'm coming down with something."
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What's a foot's favorite snack? Dori-toes.
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The shovel was a truly groundbreaking invention.
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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? "Wasa-B!"
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You know why they called it "the dark ages?" There were too many knights.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
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Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
In 1919, a wave a molasses rushed through the streets of Boston killing 21 people and injuring 150.
Lemurs use millipedes as an insect repellant and to get high.
If you could fold a piece of paper in half 42 times, it would reach the moon.
15% of all public corporations in the United States use a drab two-story office space in Delaware as their tax haven including half of all Fortune 500 companies.
Because there are more molecules of air in one breath than there are breaths in the atmosphere, every breath you take likely contains at least one molecule of Newton’s last breath.