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How much does the heaviest skeleton weigh? A skeleton.
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What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
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What's big, gray and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
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Why did the snowman pick through a bag of carrots? Because he was picking his nose.
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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one crow showed up!
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I tried buying camouflage the other day but I couldn't find any.
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What did one bean say to the other? "How you bean?"
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How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.
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How many tickles can an octopus take? Tentacles!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.
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Did you hear about the guy who won the award for best knock knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off of the soccer team? Because she kept running from the ball!
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How many ears do space aliens have? Three: The left ear, right ear and the final front ear.
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Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
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Did you hear the one about the three watering holes in the ground? Well, well, well...
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What did the socks say to the pants? "'Sup britches?!"
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What shivers at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
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What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
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I have the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
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What do hillbillies drink from? Hiccups.
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What's even better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson.
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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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What kind of music do windmills like? They're metal fans.
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What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee fish.
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I'd tell you the joke about perforated paper, but it's tear-able.
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What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho cheese!
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What do you call a canine magician? A labracadabrador.
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.